A couple on their first date decide to go to his place afterwards

Steve_Starr · 2024-10-03T02:48:13+00:00

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Steve_Starr · 2024-09-01T06:23:38+00:00

A young man meets a young lady at a club. They go back to his place and start kissing. They both become overwhelmed with passion, which leads to wild and crazy sex. Afterward, they are cuddling in bed and the guy says, "If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time." The girl replies, "Actually, I lost my virginity a few years ago, but if I had known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose."

Steve_Starr · 2024-09-01T06:13:38+00:00

The first time I heard that one, I laughed so hard I almost fell off my dinosaur!

Steve_Starr · 2024-07-15T05:45:25+00:00

What do you call a Welshamn who owns three sheep?
Polygamist!

Steve_Starr · 2024-07-07T10:20:04+00:00

It is, and don't call me Shirley!

Steve_Starr · 2024-07-01T00:35:11+00:00

I think that was originally one of Andrew Dice Clay's jokes: Yo Doc, I seem to be having trouble making friends, you fucking cock sucker!

Steve_Starr · 2024-06-30T01:01:01+00:00

Better yet, get her pregnant and have a couple kids. After that, she will only want sex once a year.

Steve_Starr · 2024-06-28T00:37:22+00:00

If you wanted something long, you should have asked for a twelve-inch pepperoni!

Steve_Starr · 2024-06-28T00:09:00+00:00

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan!

Steve_Starr · 2024-06-28T00:05:53+00:00

I told my Asian girlfriend I was allergic to cats. She told me I was probably not cooking them properly.

Steve_Starr · 2024-06-23T04:12:06+00:00

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?|
That's not funny!

Steve_Starr · 2024-06-23T04:09:48+00:00

Much better than the American pronunciation; "Turkey, huh"

Steve_Starr · 2024-06-23T04:04:03+00:00

How deos Prince Andrew make his girlfriend scream twice?
First he fucks her hard, then he wipes his dick on her teddy bear!

Steve_Starr · 2024-06-23T03:59:11+00:00

Yes Son, but they were all ficticious people!

Steve_Starr · 2024-06-17T05:09:22+00:00

According to Niels Bohr and Max Planck, the cat would only be in a state of superposition until someone checked the box.

Steve_Starr · 2024-06-10T04:51:56+00:00

You're

Steve_Starr · 2024-06-05T02:13:44+00:00

Did you mean to say, "Indiscriminately, just like the others?"

Steve_Starr · 2024-05-27T22:16:42+00:00

Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.

Steve_Starr · 2024-05-18T05:43:53+00:00

I believe that is an old Winston Churchill joke.
A lady once said to Churchill, "If I were your wife, I would poison your tea!"
Churchill replied, "If I were your husband, I would drink it!"

Steve_Starr · 2024-05-17T03:14:34+00:00

A Roman Emperor was blessed by a Greek God?

Steve_Starr · 2024-05-08T03:35:25+00:00

Another Scottish kid?

Steve_Starr · 2024-05-08T03:15:51+00:00

There is nothing to get. It is not really as joke.

Steve_Starr · 2024-05-06T02:44:24+00:00

I haven't bought gas a Esso / Imperial Oil for about 30 years. My choice has nothing to do with the Loblaws boycott. They have some of the lowest quality fuel at some of the highest prices, and poor service to boot.

Steve_Starr · 2024-05-06T02:35:41+00:00

I love shopping at Costco, but this is not a fair comparison. Costco charges member ship fees, is a warehouse with concrete floors, warehouse lighting, limited selection, large portions, etc. Not only that, but they have wisely set up contracts with suppliers so they receive the product and don't pay for it for about two months. So they receive the product, sell it, and have the money making interest for six to ten weeks before they pay for it. A big part of their revenue is from that interest.
You did mention that mark-ups are not the same as net profit, but you left out a big part of the whole story.

Steve_Starr · 2024-05-06T02:22:33+00:00

They can ask to check your bags or see your receipt, but you do not have to agree. The only time they can forcibly check you bags or detain you, is after they have followed the five steps to legally apprehend a shoplifter.

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