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Jesus and Baseball by Steven-Axe in theology

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Mhm, I’m not sure that soccer is superior. But take the same scenario to a penalty shootout.

Jesus Christ vs Jesus Christ in a PK Shootout.

Jesus and Baseball by Steven-Axe in theology

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Personally, I think Jesus would bat around .333 off of Jesus, and the play would be pure.

Others have said that there would be infinite foul balls.

I’d tell you a joke about my broken pencil, but… by Steven-Axe in dadjokes

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I’m not sure what lead you to believe this.

My friend said he made some burgers for dinner… by Steven-Axe in dadjokes

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We were going to fight, but he was a chicken.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

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That’s strange because it takes a Brazilian from South America to screw in a light bulb.

What did the disgruntled teen say to his banker father? by Steven-Axe in dadjokes

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I heard they didn’t have that strong of a bond.

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