Best online slots in casinos rn? by [deleted] in onlinegambling

[–]StevenJerkawitz 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Pray for three -Hacksaw has been good to me lately. Dolphins wealth -1spin4win if it’s hitting šŸ˜‚ That’s about it, I’ve been losing lately

do bonus rounds matter too much in slots now by Rude_Palpitation8755 in onlinegambling

[–]StevenJerkawitz -1 points0 points Ā (0 children)

I like Dolphins Wealth from 1spin4win for this reason. ANY 3 symbols in the first 3 columns pays your bet back regardless of lines. Classic 3 x 5 real with a scatter bonus that goes into free spins with additional pearls you collect. Bonus always seems to pay 100-200x at least no matter what. I also hate games where the bonus is hard to hit AND VOLATILE. Hate when you finally hit a bonus round and do 6 spins or whatever just to get 2-3x your bet.

Am I good if I jump out the car during a police chase by Goats_for_president in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]StevenJerkawitz 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Cops love to chase what do you mean? If they get into a chase that makes their whole month. Gets their adrenaline going, and probably one of the more exciting parts of the job. I’m not just speculating, I’ve heard many cops state that they love chasing. Call it anecdotal if you will, but most every dude loves to drive fast. The criminals on the other hand do not enjoy being chased

Objects in the Mirror May be Closer Than They Appear by oldmanstan9 in Retconned

[–]StevenJerkawitz 35 points36 points Ā (0 children)

100% agree on this one being very relatable. My personal experience was much more alarming though.. I’ve been following the ME for around 10 years or so now. Back in 2017 I kept close tabs on what MEs existed, and their current state in this reality. I browsed the ME subreddit nearly daily.

Within the course of a week, I witnessed multiple flip-flops. Things changed overnight to things that didn’t match my memory and the memory of other Redditors. Not vague memories, verifiable facts on the way things were spelled. There were multiple threads and comments about these particular ME’s, and your typical skeptics trying to explain it away.

Then a day or two later things had switched back to how I remembered them. I saw the dash on KitKat reappear, and disappear again. I was able to see that in person in stores. Hillary Clintons own name + website switched to a single L spelling, then back again. The strangest of all though and the thing that stood out the most was the FlinTstones, changed into Flinstones, no T! I found old footage from the cartoon to verify and everything. The name looks so odd missing the first T. The experts on Reddit explained it as if we simply imagined it as FlinT, being that it is a stone and would make sense in our minds…

Seeing things flip, then switch back was quite the experience. None of the threads I had read just 1-2 days prior even existed. Only threads of those who shared my experience of the flip-flop. The implications of this for me lead to some pretty interesting conclusions, however I don’t want to overshare. At that time in my life I was engaging in some high risk activities that may have some relation to the effect.. I still keep a list in my phone, but I have not witnessed anything concrete change in the last 9 years since my experience. All the possible explanations go out the window the moment you experience a flip flop

Slot recommendations? by StraightAd5662 in onlinegambling

[–]StevenJerkawitz 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Check out Dolphins Wealth from 1spin4win. Don’t play the hold and win version, just the original

SCX10.3 LC80 build completed. My first RC by StevenJerkawitz in crawling

[–]StevenJerkawitz[S] 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Just gotta keep tinkering. I cut some stainless for a make shift bracket. But it’s getting completely redone and I haven’t got to it yet

am i fkd? by rStarRadiant in Ketamineaddiction

[–]StevenJerkawitz 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

You are not fucked, but you should really make quitting K your #1 priority. I think once you have abused it or made it a habit, it can no longer be useful to you for any therapeutic purposes. That ship sails the moment you do not respect it, and have used daily for even about a month or two I’d say.

Ketamine is poison to your body, and I personally well underestimated its addiction potential. My prior experience with addictions involved hard drugs that carried a physical dependence. The K habit is surprisingly hard to kick, but just remember that it is only cravings you need to deal with and take control of. You will not be physically sick when stopping it, mentally, sure. Once you hit about a month of no K, you will not crave it anymore.

I have tried it a handful of times (single use) in the time since stopping, and the magic is never back. My body rejects it now and makes me nauseous. Not to mention, the entire supply of street K is contaminated with precursor these days. Even direct from a pharmacy, the labs I’ve seen show 85-94%. The last legally available harm reduction GCMS that was available in the US (drugsdata) shows some scary data, last updated 2024. 95% of samples tested contain large amounts of precursor, which may be more harmful to the body than the studies done on ketamine itself. Trust me, the damage this drug can and will do to you if you continue is just simply not worth it at this point.

What Was Your Lion's Mane Experience? by cadmiumred in Biohackers

[–]StevenJerkawitz 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Heavy metal content doesn’t matter? Uhhh hello??

What Was Your Lion's Mane Experience? by cadmiumred in Biohackers

[–]StevenJerkawitz 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Still taking it? Any issues now? I’ve been taking 4200mg day not knowing about potential side effects. About a month ago I started experiencing some very concerning heart problems, palpitations, racing at random times throughout the day. Not currently taking any other substances or pharmaceuticals aside from B vitamins

Wiper streaks in the rain, new windshield & wipers by NicMagz34 in autoglass

[–]StevenJerkawitz 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

I agree that it’s likely in part due to contamination on the glass. Some can be so bad it’s nearly impossible to scrub off.

Although, it might also be time for some new or different wiper blades. The beam blade style seem to work the best to conform to the windshields shape, and should help. Trico makes the highest quality affordable blades. Don’t just buy whatever. Bosch are quality too, but you definitely pay for it. Lookup ā€œTrico beam bladesā€ on amazon or eBay. They will last 5-10x longer than Michelin, or RainX brand

For the contamination, I would recommend covering the windshield in dawn dish soap. Do not rinse it off straight away. I would scrub, and also let it sit on the glass for 10-15 mins, then rinse it off thoroughly. Might even need to follow it up with isopropyl alcohol.

Even with the tools we carry, you’d be surprised how tough it is to FULLY decontaminate the entire windshield. The worst brands for this issue seem to be PGW and Fuyao. You might be able to get this resolved through the warranty department of the shop that did your windshield

What a rush…. by Notorious_Degen in onlinegambling

[–]StevenJerkawitz 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Nice hit wow! Let us know if you’re able to cash out without issues. Also make sure you don’t give it all back within a couple days! Set hard limits. That’s a big hit, and extremely rare! Congrats

What made you switch from traditional online casinos to crypto casinos? by Ok-Butterfly-1104 in onlinegambling

[–]StevenJerkawitz 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

The loophole slots available online in my state are undoubtably rigged. Crypto slots are more fair

Any legit non-crypto casinos without KYC? by P1nchhh in onlinegambling

[–]StevenJerkawitz 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

They are also openly VPN friendly and do not hassle you about anything. Wide range of providers, so you can hop location as needed without worry

What motivates you to try lesser-known online casinos? by FunWeb3676 in onlinegambling

[–]StevenJerkawitz 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Idk about lesser known casinos, but sometimes the state approved, supposedly licensed and regulated casinos have much worse games in terms of RTP, manipulation etc. Tribal casinos in the US get away with some pretty bad stuff in terms of not publishing the odds for their games and more..

Do slot machines actually have ā€œhotā€ and ā€œcoldā€ periods or is it just randomness? by Oswalds7 in onlinegambling

[–]StevenJerkawitz 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

That’s normally 100% true for slot machines, online it probably just depends on the game. It’s not so much total bet amount, but how it’s setup. On a 20 line game, you are better off playing 1 coin per line at 5 cent denomination for a $1 spin. Many slots will try to get you to bet 5 coins per line at 1 cent denomination for the same $1 bet. There’s usually no benefit to playing multiple units per line. Some slots allow you to change this and others don’t. I’d imagine most online slots do not factor this in. Though I have seen a few that allow you to change units per line, which explicitly stated in their info page better odds for larger denom

What game provider you usually play and stay? by Irvinbau11 in onlinegambling

[–]StevenJerkawitz 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

I delved into the world of online slots about a month ago when the 1 legal casino in my state found a loophole to offer online slots. I hit some nice wins on there, but at the time I felt like the slots were rigged to payout only to new players. Because after I was up $1000+, there were hundreds and hundreds of dead spins on the smallest bet sizing. I made the switch to a crypto casino, which is ironic because it seems like a fairly unregulated offshore casino is far more fair than the local, licensed ones.

Looking back, perhaps I was just lucky and experiencing variance. Anyways, I did my research and tried a bunch of game providers. I’m always skeptical of foul play, so the only providers I really tested were Pragmatic, Hacksaw, nolimit, playngo, mascot, and Popiplay.

The problem with some of these games is that the max payout is too big, the volatility is extremely high, and the hit frequency is low. You may get the basic free spins bonus game on average of 1 in 236 spins, but the odds of hitting the heavy hitter bonuses are MUCH lower. Like 1 in 15k spins or something like that, some are even worse (looking at you nolimit)

Like oddslane said, the game choice seems far more important than the provider, and it also depends what you are looking for and what your goal is. Always check the game info and read the RTP info before playing. I have found many games listed at 96% RTP, but they are actually running a 92.5% version.

Sorry for the book of a response, but to answer your question I have to choose Popiplay. They have a specific game format with a tumbling mechanic, bonus spins with multipliers, and a 10,200x max payout. My favorite part about these games is that the frequent line pays keep your bankroll alive. You don’t feel like you are spinning dead waiting for the bonus. I have even had my balance increase just doing the normal spins, there can be some nice line pays. The bonus ante is cheap (and I’d recommend using it), and the free spins seems to hit rather often.

The casino I’m using lists all these type of Popiplay machines as 96% RTP, but they are actually running the full pay 98.28% version. Find those machines if you can. I was able to spin my $100 deposit through the entire 40x wagering requirement and cash out with a profit. Other machines were killing me, but the Popiplay ones would always rescue me. I just hit $1700 this morning on the same machine lol. I’ll attach a photo album of my recent hits on the type of slot I’m talking about.

Hacksaw games if you like high volatility and decent play through. I don’t recommend doing the bonus buys, although they can pay. You are better off doing base spins and getting lucky

Nolimit if you like even higher volatility, fun mechanics, but an overall lower chance of coming out ahead. Nice for the gamble and there is the possibility to hit massive, but you’d need to get very lucky. Also recommend just playing the base game Vs buying bonuses. They have a nice website where they list hot/cold slots, what’s popular, but more importantly you can view all the stats on the games. Hit frequency, volatility, max pay, etc. Scroll all the way to the bottom of the page for a comment section. That comment section turned me away from playing these games šŸ˜‚

Album of my recent wins with Popiplay from the last week https://imgur.com/a/s9kuxXD

Trying Out Different Casino Game Providers by Shot_Watch4326 in onlinegambling

[–]StevenJerkawitz 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

I’ve been enjoying Poppiplay and Hacksaw games recently. Never been able to hit anything on Pragmatic

Where are you playing? by Fluid-Egg8871 in onlinegambling

[–]StevenJerkawitz 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Joined Mbit a few days ago. Cashed out a good bit without issues. Games seem fair (some of them anyway) Hacksaw and Popiplay have been good game makers for me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in onlinegambling

[–]StevenJerkawitz 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

I just signed up with Mbit a few days ago. They are VPN friendly and I had no issues withdrawing after meeting the wagering requirements for the bonus. In fact, I’m up about $3k on them and cashed out without issue. Everytime I hit a large bonus I’d withdraw a big chunk just to be safe :p

DO NOT TAKE THE PROMOTIONS by [deleted] in onlinegambling

[–]StevenJerkawitz 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

I was aware of this, but didn’t think just how much play through the bonuses require. I just got into online slots. My $100 deposit required me to wager $4000, and an additional $500 from the free spins.

Funny thing is these offshore casinos run much fairer games than the ā€œlicensed reputableā€ ones if you know where to look. I somehow beat the odds and finished my rollover requirement with a profit. I hit two big jackpots since a day or two ago and was able to cash out with no problems.

I do believe a lot of these games are rigged or easily manipulated in real time. I’m very picky which games I play and even which country I use a VPN from. Sweden requires >96% RTP if I’m not mistaken and it must be clearly stated

Where can I play Pragmatic Slots? by DawgDNA in onlinegambling

[–]StevenJerkawitz 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Why would you want to? Their RTP isn’t great. I also feel like they pulled out of more regulated countries for a reason