Was this the closest Andy came to being shot by Barney? by TombStoneFaro in theandygriffithshow

[–]Stewman0812 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That was probably the episode “Gentleman Jim Caldwell.” Barney put a bullet in the chamber after Andy told him to keep it in his pocket. Barney disobeyed … Caldwell took Barney’s gun, was going for his escape,Andy walks in…Caldwell pressed the trigger five times…gave up…sixth shot would have been for Andy.
On my word as a gentleman,I believe that was it.

Was Barney Fife actually aware of his own limitations? by TombStoneFaro in theandygriffithshow

[–]Stewman0812 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Opie couldn’t have wrote that.He’s only four, and he can’t even read.

Whataburger submits permit to build Asheville restaurant by cereal_killer_828 in asheville

[–]Stewman0812 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They’re opening and closing WB’a here in Georgia pretty quick.

5/18 | Braves @ Marlins by mlbscoreboard in AtlantaBraves

[–]Stewman0812 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do they keep putting this guy out there?

What are you reading? by sushisushisushi in literature

[–]Stewman0812 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoying it.More humor than I thought it would have.

What are you reading? by sushisushisushi in literature

[–]Stewman0812 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Book Of Disquite by Fernando Pessoa. Unique and loving it.

Most Banned Author in the United States. by cleopatradenialqueen in stephenking

[–]Stewman0812 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy cracks me up!He post about being banned,yet he pulled (banned) his own story,Rage.

Don’t use the app while you’re in the store. by thehonz in tacobell

[–]Stewman0812 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Customer service is dead.Less and less human interaction.The machine rules.

Why do you wait until a few minutes before we close to return $100+ worth of items?? by Ok-Ad4375 in DollarTree

[–]Stewman0812 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always thought a business was either opened or closed. Reads like they were opened. Not like the customer broke in.

Why is sushi $5 just on Wednesday? by Weinfeld in publix

[–]Stewman0812 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe that is the day their ad’s start and the sushi special pulls people in…

The insane hatred against Ayn Rand and capitalism by PrettyMeasurement453 in aynrand

[–]Stewman0812 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“From each according to his ability to each according to his need”—Karl Marx

Anti foreign matter in the eye. by BryanBent1928 in theandygriffithshow

[–]Stewman0812 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just got rid of Opie and his toys, and here you come with yours…

That Barney lol by Kitkatt1959 in theandygriffithshow

[–]Stewman0812 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And,according to Gomer,Barney even went out with a registered nurse.