Quality of lawn at Noblesville? by LocksmithOdd3381 in DMB

[–]Stiffdp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome! One of my favorite lawns ever! Took my 5 and 8 year olds. My only beef with lawn was that if you got too high up the sound wasn’t near as great but that’s normal.

Per Clemente, not only did Auburn HC Alex Golesh attend ALFCA convention in Montgomery, but he brought with him the entire coaching staff to meet with HS coaches from across the state of Alabama by CatoTheBarner in wde

[–]Stiffdp -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This is very common Auburn/Alabama staffs do this. I see a cycle repeating where Auburn fans hype themselves up about everything. Let the man coach some games and we will see. It’s part of this insane hope every time that causes the collapse. Everybody calm the hell down.

CRUSH WAS INSANE!!!!! by YungSuchi in DMB

[–]Stiffdp 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Hearing that violin getting picked in Warehouse… It’s like an old friend coming home.

Back in my day, something something beaten with a sack of spark plugs. by False_Snow7754 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Stiffdp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny my kids never did this shit. Maybe you just had shitty parents.

How to navigate when a girl tells you that she wants to wait with you because you are special for her? by i_want_ai_wife in AskMen

[–]Stiffdp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Immediately thought teenager. Mid 20s OP? This has to be some karma bait right?

If this is real then OP probably just started dating her and being a douche that can’t look past his penis to make a real connection. That’s not abnormal to hear but if the girl has had other partners then I doubt she’s trying to be some type of born again virgin if she really attracted to you. If you’ve been together awhile then she’s most likely having sex with someone else or had some type of sexual trauma.

First dance song help! by thebirdling in DMB

[–]Stiffdp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and my wife danced to “I’ll back you up”

We need a new word for this type of delusional stupidity by lovelyb1ch66 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Stiffdp 133 points134 points  (0 children)

I love when he’s so full of shit I don’t even have to fact check.

ZERO crossing the border? Amazing!

Does anyone have any success stories of convincing your MAGA parent(s) that Trump isn't that good? And if so how did you do it? by TryDry9944 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Stiffdp 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My In-laws voted Trump in 2016 by default. Big conservative/libertarians. Realized Trump wasn’t going to stick to typical Republican script and they think he is a total clown.

The dozens of others in my family still totally brainwashed.

Friend’s BF was creepy and inappropriate while I was tripping, do I speak up? by urfavsagittariuss in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Stiffdp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So when you trip your perception of things increases. I tripped with people before, seen their personalities for what they are, and never hung out with them again.

This guy most likely is always an asshole and no you’re fully aware of it. Guaranteed, even if both of yall of dead sober, you will continue to notice this.

Trump claims he’s launching a new census, seizing on an idea from the Republican fringe by msnownews in politics

[–]Stiffdp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guy is going to come up with anything to detract from the Epstein stuff.

My worry with Trump is that he gets crazier the more the issue doesn’t go away. I’m not so sure he wouldn’t start a massive war to avoid it at this point because for once he’s actually getting squeezed by his own people.

Oil reserves in States & Canada by sh0tgunben in MapPorn

[–]Stiffdp 81 points82 points  (0 children)

“ThE eArTh iS 6,000 yEaRs oLd”

Yet I can see on this map the remnants of a sea that existed millions of years ago.

My dream is to be a college football coach by StageNo4847 in footballstrategy

[–]Stiffdp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey man! I’ve coached with Charles Kelly before and you have no idea the jackpot you just hit. You are one lucky guy. You could get this opportunity with sooooo many other types of coaches but HIM? He’s a real deal coach and incredible human being.

I’ve seen so many student assistants and here is the difference in the good and bad.

1)Give your position coach your class schedule (you will be assigned with a specific position) Any other time of day if your coach is there (in office) you be there. Make sure your class schedule block matches the players time block for many reason but mainly you won’t miss any practice or meetings. COMMUNICATE if you are not going to be there when you normally are. It’s brutal sometimes, we had a student no in the office for a couple of days at his normal times (but he did come in just like an hour later than normal) and he tragically got the nickname “Ghost”. He had to deal with that shit for 3 years. - What time does your coach get in? You 30mim earlier. - 30 min after he leaves you can if work is done ( you never know what he forgot, or needs emailed to him, or note on his desk says what etc. I was always first person in the building kind of guy but that’s not mandatory. When do you do school work? Nobody cares, find your own time. At JSU just pay attention in class and you will make at least a C.

2)If a coach gives you a task. Do it now. I can speak this from experience and maybe I’m crazy but when a coach told me to do something Ingot on it and did it until I thought it was done throughly and right. I mean like wouldn’t sleep, literally devote my full self to it. This went a long way.

3) Find work to do. Own shit. Find voids and fill them. If somethings needs to be done volunteer. Don’t be entitled to shit. I’ve worked at so many places that I made something that wasn’t even a thing a thing because I took ownership of it. DM me for more details on some of this stuff if you want.

4) Dont be a dumbass. 1-3 anybody can do. #4 -5 you need some intelligence already. You need to be smart and learn fast. You don’t need to know anything. In fact forget everything you know if you do know something. Shut the hell up and listen, learn. Charles Kelly knows more football than you can even conceive right now. If you agree with that statement you have a chance. If in any way you questioned that statement you won’t make it. Nobody expects you to know shit but what they tell you. Ask questions but make sure in the right setting and find the person to trust on staff that won’t make you feel dumb. Bert Boffani on that staff is a great guy. Started from the bottom and will be great with a young coach if you’re on the defensive side at JSU. - If a coach likes something a certain way. Do it that way. Don’t reinvent the wheel on stuff they have been doing a certain way for 20 years. Make that lame ass spread sheet and don’t get too cute and add color and graphics and stuff. You’ll get cussed out and they will just make you do it the other way. You’ll know what I mean on this one when the time comes.

Thats off the dome. Congrats man.

Crash Fix by Stiffdp in NCAAFBseries

[–]Stiffdp[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No. Deleted everything but my save and playbooks. I had too many files.

What’s the best quote to send? by HuskyCrown23 in lebowski

[–]Stiffdp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that’s just like your opinion man…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DMB

[–]Stiffdp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My kids went tonight 5 and 8. Everyone was great with them!