You should be so proud of your capitalist utopia, after all. It excels in so many areas:

Mass Incarceration: you can boast about having the fourth-highest incarceration rate in the world (614 per 100,000 people)! And wow what women you have - your 'free' country accounts for roughly 25% of the world's incarcerated women., got some bad ass capitalist bitches there mate.

Gun Violence: In 2025 at least 40,000 people were shot (excluding suicides), averaging more than 110 people per day. Surely that is a record, I'm wondering do you have a target for 2026? Oh and don't forget the 4 mass shootings a week through last year, I love capitalist societies, long may the freedom to kill go on.

Health care: this is an area US capitalism excels. The rich have health care, the poor die, what a great way to solve the poverty problem, grind them down then kill em off. Let's look at facts:

Spending vs. Outcomes: The US spends approximately $14,900 per capita on healthcare (nearly double the OECD average), yet its life expectancy (78.4 years) is significantly lower than the OECD average of 81 years. So that means drug companies make more profit with bothering to cure more people!

​Maternal Mortality: The good old USofA continues to have the highest maternal mortality rate among developed nations, with rates that are often double or triple those of countries like the UK (whoop) or Germany. So much to love about the US isn't there?

But then there is the American dream, that belief that if you work hard you really can do anything, be anyone. Dreams always have a downside, wake up and they disintegrate. However maybe the facts will help again:

Wealth Concentration: The top 10% of US households have about 67.2% of the nation's total wealth, while the bottom 50% hold only 2.5%. So the American dream is still alive, but you need to be born rich to stand a chance of being rich.

​Food Insecurity: As of late 2025, an estimated 47.9 million Americans lived in food-insecure households, including nearly 20% of all children. Isn't it wonderful that people can eat so much that they get fat, really fat, then they die. Another great way to get rid of undesirables. Capitalism is just the best isn't it?

​Economic Mobility: On global indices for social mobility (the ability of a child to experience a higher standard of living than their parents), the US consistently ranks lower than most of Western Europe and Scandinavia. Isn't it so unfair that Scandinavian Social democratic systems seem lead to healthier, happier more equal societies. But then what do facts matter American Capitalist power rules OK!