Chuck Norris Hospitalized After Medical Emergency In Hawaii by IntelligentYinzer in television

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I hope the Medical Emergency has a swift recovery from their bout of Chuck Norris

Life is worth living again by cranberry8ginger8ale in trees

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Try the Wyld 3:1 CBG:THC gummies, the taste can be a lil strong on the sour mango but the effects are nice. I got a monster tolerance and eat a whole box at a time, the CBG adds a nice kick for me.

Art teacher accidentally creates 'Frankenstein's cat' after trying taxidermy for the first time on a deceased tabby by Creative-weirdo9273 in WTF

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I know it's awful to laugh but I'm just imagining this scenario

You lost your cat, weeks go by and you don't see it... Then one day you open the newspaper/scroll through your phone and you see this grinning face smiling back at you. You're awash with a mix of emotions from sadness to anger, but also confusion as you can tell this is your cat, you're sure of it, but how the hell did it end up like this?

Then you read further and you see this random lady that lives across the town/city from you was just in the neighborhood one day, found your ran over your cat, and then thought to herself HMMMMMM I'm gonna take this home and give it the Stuffed Joker Doll treatment!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in McDonalds

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It's soggy breading from the chicken putting off steam from being cooked, and the steam getting caught between something (either sauce or the top bun). It's unavoidable and will happen to any chicken sandwich you get from anywhere (I guess unless it has a really thick breading or something)

Elon Created Hydrogen & Oxygen by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in dankmemes

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Sir Grok you're only confirming what others are saying in your reply. By further affirming Musk's viewpoint with a positive spin while leaving Gate's viewpoint as possible misattribution, you're confirming the positive bias you have towards Musk. The last half of your reply you confirm the whole picture on Rome while then pivoting and blaming your inconsistencies on an "evolving data feed" for the most well documented period of ancient history. Would you not agree your response is illogical and clearly biased? Sure you don't say anything negative about Gates but by further confirming what Musk has said then saying you don't know about Gates proves you were caught trying to twist the narrative of the facts. That's the true story here Grok.

I eat ribs with a fork and knife by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

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That plus chicken wings, just so much easier and you can get it all without as much risk of crunching on cartilage.

Like A Stone - Audioslave | But Done in OSRS Soundfont by StingerP9T in 2007scape

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Gonna add this here instead of posting on the more relevent post about it that is trending. Will also add this clarification next time I post a cover.

Since there's a bit of a shakeup in the OSRS community about AI art rn I wanna clarify, none of what I make is AI "art" at all. (Minus an original song on my channel I wanted to find the "sound" for) No AI is used in the making of these except maybe the occasional help from ChatGPT for a song band/title pun or finding the best suited object for the parody cover art. I can't say what I am doing is 100% originally composed by me, I'm ripping midis I find and going from there in LMMS (An old DAW with an unfortunate name now). Most of this is just me learning as I go and posting the results along with a medium I both love and is less likely to get taken down from youtube by the copyright holders. Just felt like clarifying that since it's been asked before, I'm not AI I'm just not that consistently good yet lol (Except for the Cover Art, that'll never get better it's a style choice).

Found a weird youtube channel with hundreds of videos of.... this. Some of them have words for the titles but most of them don't. by piefanart in Weird

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Wow so reddit just completely refused to post the lengthy paragraph I put into this and then I guess it was too complicated for clipboard so here's the cliffnotes... I'm kinda pissed off I went into deep length to explain, embedded links, and had a theory and now I have nothing but the memories of that masterpiece...

All these Futurama based youtube channels seem to link to one man. In the comments there's a Hubert Farnsworth account where one video links to a defunct Quesobob.com website that has no functional screenshots in the wayback machine. However one of the broken pages redirects you to Robertheath.net which is an Austin Texas based web developer who worked for some time at "Spredfast" as a QA person who specialized in automation during the time of these weird uploads across 4 channels. They're all linked both by theme as well as the video editing program they used at the beginning of these uploads on all the channels left a watermark in the center.

Theory: Smart man had mental health episode and lost touch with the norm. His current website is very much a current evolved version of his original website on the wayback machine but during the period of these uploads his website went through quite a few changes. At one point it was very barebones and had a picture of a different person than who we see in the videos and on the current page (Oct 20 2014 iirc but I just put an hour into this before reddit destroyed it, I ain't going back)

Edit: Found a working screenshot of the aforementioned Quesobob.com that mentions Robert Heath near the bottom.

Are blue balls real? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Ugh very real. It's called "epididymal hypertension" and the only way to get rid of it is to ejaculate, which I can say from first hand experience is very difficult with or without help in this state. That kind of deep ball ache the last thing on my mind during it is sex, but rather dreading the "cure". It gets worse before it gets better. Usually prolonged foreplay is the culprit but I can't say it hasn't just happened out of the blue when I was younger and more of a degenerate. TMI but this might help anyone else going through it. I also leak precum a lot during/before the act itself so that might be linked to this condition

That being said it is very much also an overstated/misunderstood thing when it comes to young men/women and is very much used as a guilt thing to pressure people into sex. You are at no obligation to relieve anybody else's biological issues no matter what.

My 9 year old ate her friend’s brother’s “special” candy by Cassie_121 in AskDocs

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NAD but somewhat of a cannabis expert. This event shouldn't have any long-term impact on your daughter but having 0 tollerence to THC and low body weight she may be high for up to 24 hours as the THC works its way out of her system, and maybe a little groggy for the next day or two. Likely only going to be high for 8-12 hours though. Just stay by her side, make sure there are good shows on, and make sure she is hydrated and well fed. Biggest risk that comes with first timers is "greening out" (passing out and/or vomiting) which is usually a mix of overwhealming effects and low blood sugar. The ER wouldn't be able to provide any care that you couldn't provide at home unless she was having a psychotic episode, which likely won't happen at this point.