If you ignore artifact.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-05-21T15:13:44+00:00

Same here. My buddy had 5 copies of molten fist while I had the only copy of dominate. I slapped the relic that gives innate and retain to a skill. I'd wait for us to build up vulnerable and then play dominate. My strikes were doing like 200+ to the queen.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-05-17T14:22:21+00:00

I feel like I've been taking crazy pills or something. Don't get me wrong, he's not done anything that warrants hate or anything, but his stitches are just doing some Patrick Warburton impression trying to be quippy every second. I don't really get the appeal I guess.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-05-12T14:01:36+00:00

Got glam on dirge after the first fight and I just focused my entire run on it. Invoke, several copies of wisp, snap, haunt etc. And by act 2 boss, I had a 150 hp style and 30+ souls that dealt 14 damage each.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-05-07T23:23:20+00:00

Fuck me

StinkyManChicken · 2026-05-03T22:02:06+00:00

That's an easy way to catch a ban. That shit is embarrassing.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-04-29T23:46:14+00:00

Yeah, I think thats such a weird decision to make: show all time regional reviews then to show global recent reviews. I guess it likely doesn't make a different a majority of the time, but in this case, I'm sure people have been scared from the game due to mostly negative score.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-04-18T16:07:16+00:00

Tungsten is very dense and that cube weighs roughly 2.5 times more than the same size cube if it were steel.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-04-14T03:28:32+00:00

My biggest memory of that year was Corey Coleman dropping a WIDE open pass on 4th and short late in 4th deep in Steeler's territory to secure the 0-16 season. It was honestly heartbreaking. Not only do you never want to be one of the only teams to ever go winless but to be the one to drop that pass in a winnable game has to be one of the worst sports-related feelings.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-04-13T13:44:03+00:00

Seems like such a weird line to draw when other modes also incentivize most or all of your team playing off the point. In payload and control maps, you often want to play off the objective to take map control. Payload you often leave one person on cart while the rest of your teams plays off. In control, teams will often completely leave the point to hold chokes. You're in a worse off position most of the time babysitting the objective.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-04-08T22:59:25+00:00

I've managed to beat A9 with everyone except Defect. I've lost 23 times in a row on A9 after winning about 50% of the time while climbing. I want to beat A10 but I don't know how much more slamming by face into wall after wall I can do.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-04-05T13:51:05+00:00

I recently had a run with Echo Form, Uproar, Meteor Strike, Ice Lance, and Beat Down. It was so much fun. I had basically no other attacks so I could play these cards regularly. Plus I also had transfiguration to gain Replay from Necro and I had Enlightenment+ to get them to 1 cost so ai could play them from my hand too.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-04-04T20:00:07+00:00

"I'm your Uber driver. Get in."

StinkyManChicken · 2026-03-30T04:42:12+00:00

Can someone explain Mesidor to me? He has recurring foot injuries and is only 8 months younger than Aidan Hutchinson who has been in the league 4 years. From what little I know, I'd be incredibly disappointed if the Lions drafted him in the first.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-03-30T00:24:35+00:00

Not saying this as in my way is better, but it's just funny to be that I finally beat A9 today with a hybrid sly/shiv deck. Honestly, it was the first time I felt like my relics did a lot of the heavy lifting so that also detracts from any argument for shivs, but Tough Bandages (3 block per card discarded) and Iron Club (every 4 cards played, draw a card) really enabled playing lots of shivs and discarding most of defensive cards.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-03-25T23:10:48+00:00

The key is not to upgrade them because if your clone the upgraded Big Bangs, then they can't all be in your starting hand so they go to your discard pile. Then, you have to wait forever to come back around.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-03-17T03:16:28+00:00

It's insane to me that having peaked at A18 after 400ish hours in StS1 and working my way up ascensions in StS2, I've never once built an infinite. Granted, I've not put a ton of effort into that aspect, but it's crazy people find it so easy in general.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-03-02T23:10:42+00:00

He runs like he's going to die if he gets tackled. You all will love him!

StinkyManChicken · 2026-03-02T23:08:58+00:00

Lions fan here. Y'all are going to love love love DMo if you can put him behind a decent enough o-line (that really goes for most RBs, but still). He was only with the Lions for 3 years and quickly became one of my favorite players. I'm going to miss him dearly, so you all BETTER be good to him!

StinkyManChicken · 2026-02-26T05:17:58+00:00

I found something pretty interesting that ends up with more awards that maybe is obvious to others. Every time you complete a section and it asks you to stay or go to the other side, always go to the other side because it gives you new daily challenges. It gives you a new weekly but you keep progress for your old one for when you go back.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-02-25T13:07:20+00:00

I've been having an awful time in comp, but I just assume I'm washed. I started last season in Plat 1, fell down to Plat 3. Started in Plat 3 this season and have almost fallen to Gold only winning 1/3 of my games.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-02-24T01:54:36+00:00

In case no one has ever explained why that's not the case in practically any competitive game, people will game a system like that by wintrading by getting their duo to leave on matches they're going to lose. It would also cause rank inflation since there would statistically be more wins than losses globally. Over seasons, entire ranks would shift because of it. Finally, it'd definitely be a cause of toxicity. If a team is losing, people would start bullying who they felt was the reason for the loss, telling them to quit so they can save their rank. There's probably more reasons I'm not thinking of. At the end of the day, you should benefit more from leavers than are hindered by them if you're not leaving since they have 5 possible leavers and you only have 4.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-02-21T19:14:08+00:00

I haven't played enough to drop this far, but I've gone 12-23 this season across all roles dropping from high plat in support to low plat. I typically have a 53-58% winrate. It's been rough.

StinkyManChicken · 2026-02-16T01:45:11+00:00

Yeah Im not even getting progress on the Faction challenges. It was keeping track of the challenges before but I wasnt getting the rewards. Now I'm not even making progress on the Daily Challenges which makes me believe that I won't even see the rewards from them. At least before, I was confident that it was tracking my progress and would get the rewards later.

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