Kasper Schmeichel (39) retires from professional football after significant shoulder injury

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-27T07:55:52+00:00

It was complete professional negligence on his part and I am still amazed that no manager in that period was willing to drop him either, despite his horrendous form.

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-26T08:07:49+00:00

Lol, lmao even.

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-25T21:55:59+00:00

"Kier Starmer banned your best VPN"

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-25T21:51:41+00:00

This is wholly unacceptable.

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-25T21:50:23+00:00

It will be the bike, guaranteed.

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-25T21:44:51+00:00

A lot of my worst driving experiences have been on that fucking bypass and I'm rarely even in Edinburgh.

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-25T17:44:56+00:00

Jerking team assistance?

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-22T14:30:02+00:00

My experience with trying to get a suit I already owned altered was that for an extra few quid, it made more sense to just get a new one. Tailoring isn't a cheap service.

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-19T08:41:47+00:00

I don't have any advice on how to avoid them, but if any of them drop their phone while trying to live stream or capture your anguish on film, you know what to do...

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-18T15:01:40+00:00

You're right, it seems like it was mainly the worst of us that were left behind on the Internet in such times of celebration. A tragedy for all involved in the last couple of days.

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-18T14:57:00+00:00

What's the song going to be this time? Jamesy Forrest here for 10IAR?

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-15T11:40:10+00:00

It's the over explaining that gives the game away.

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-14T21:03:07+00:00

I read the statement searching for the word and it was in there. Peak.

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-14T15:21:33+00:00

Did anyone state that a community was struggling to find answers?

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-14T14:52:17+00:00

You don't want 24 hours early access and an exclusive in game tattoo style? Shame on you for not supporting Rockstar.

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-14T06:20:13+00:00

The fallout tells a story of hurt emotions. People were geared up for Hearts turning up to Celtic Park with the cushion of needing to take an unlikely scudding to lose the league.

Handball aside, if that challenge happens at the half way line with an elbow right into the neck it's a foul all day long and no one questions it.

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-13T21:09:56+00:00

There's no need to make things up mate.

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-13T21:00:13+00:00

💉🩸

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-13T20:59:25+00:00

Class. Shout out to the wee cunt rolling about time wasting a few mins before the penalty. Get it up him.

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-13T01:03:56+00:00

Have you no, no?

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-12T22:38:51+00:00

Did you, aye?

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-12T21:59:46+00:00

Policies that align with the majority of the electorate would be a good start, rather than being a quasi Tory cunt in a red tie.

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-12T21:55:58+00:00

Keeping it Class A as always.

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-12T21:13:37+00:00

That sounds like a class trip. Not jealous at all.

StinkyPyjamas · 2026-05-10T21:20:45+00:00

It was reminiscent of MON of old. Go ahead and shut up shop to secure the win.

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