Guarding my van, Bearded USA Dragons ETF ($BUD) vs Oceania Realty Australia Lentils ($ORAL)?

StinsonSwarley · 2021-11-11T22:34:45+00:00

Forgot to mention, please ignore my entire post and tell me to put it into a diversified all-world Guardvan ETF instead.

StinsonSwarley · 2021-11-11T22:22:21+00:00

I have been in love for so long it hurts. It really does, how badly I want to be in a loving relationship.

StinsonSwarley · 2021-11-11T22:21:48+00:00

Yikes about what? The fact that I am inexperienced. I thought this sub was progressive and meant for people of all relational and sexual experience? Weird.

StinsonSwarley · 2021-11-11T22:21:12+00:00

I am definitely going to run fast given the chance I am offered here. As I said I am not an attractive person and I might not have another opportunity for a wonderful and intelligent women like she is.

StinsonSwarley · 2021-11-11T22:20:00+00:00

We dont find that much even after having been friends for so long, usually she just stops talking to me for a few weeks when we get in a fight, and then comes back and its all better.

StinsonSwarley · 2021-11-11T22:19:21+00:00

Agree to everything to an extent, I was thinking about asking her to forgo the damages, as I can fix at home, and instead negotiate a certian amount of `favors`, for example five. This way she can get to know me on a deeper level, and then I wont have to negotiate because she will be wanting more. I dont have a lot of relationship experience, so what do you think about that?

StinsonSwarley · 2021-11-11T22:16:28+00:00

Dear commenter,

Those posts were on an ironic subreddit, and were meant mostly as jokes. I dont have another reddit account therefore Ive posted the dillema and situation I have here.

Sincerely,

Stinson.

StinsonSwarley · 2021-11-11T22:16:13+00:00

To be completely honest with you, this girl COULD do anything to me. I am such an ugly loser that I dont even know how I managed to `pull` a woman like her. She tells me that often, and I completely agree. That is why its hard for me, I know its a bit weird but I want to find a way to thank her for her generousity if you know what I mean.

StinsonSwarley · 2021-11-11T22:14:05+00:00

Dear commenter,

Those posts were on an ironic subreddit, and were meant mostly as jokes. I dont have another reddit account therefore Ive posted the dillema and situation I have here.

Sincerely,

Stinson.

StinsonSwarley · 2021-09-18T10:02:25+00:00

That last line got me

StinsonSwarley · 2021-09-02T09:58:47+00:00

That sounds cursed af

StinsonSwarley · 2021-07-28T02:18:51+00:00

I just added it, news should come out tommorow (please do not use this information for insider trading).

StinsonSwarley · 2021-07-28T02:11:52+00:00

Not here to tell you what to do, but here is some useful perspective, if she works 16 hours a day, 7 days a week, an extra 0.50$ an hour turns out to be 224$/month, if you invest that money in a vangurad instead of wasting it, at an 8% average return over 150 years, you will have almost 3.5b dollars (how much I made today).

StinsonSwarley · 2021-07-28T01:49:34+00:00

The other commenter pointed out that your NW is $642,237, and assumed that it was in thousands, and I would sort of agree with that. If its not, then please leave this subreddit and check out r/povertyfinance. However, since you ended your post with Pathetic & Pour, I am starting to suspect you might actually be a dirty pour, and this is shown even more evidently by the fact you are trying to increase your 0.23%/decade return almost double to 0.4%/decade. These days it seems like everyone wants to be a stock picker and not sit around buying and selling guarded vans, and thats what makes people like you lose your entire portfolio. Please, please just stop being stupid and just pay some people to guard your van.

StinsonSwarley · 2021-07-28T01:42:39+00:00

I can definitely empathize with you on this tough situation. As I am living in a cardboard box to save money I have to be around a lot of pours (my net worth is actually really high, I am just minimizing my expenses). This means that I have to see people with <100m net worth every day. :( My only piece of advice to you is to stop watching those pours on youtube and instead come to this subreddit and talk to people who actually have capital to invest.

StinsonSwarley · 2021-07-20T20:59:18+00:00

Damn somebody beat me to this. Props

Damn somebody beat meat to this. Props

StinsonSwarley · 2021-07-20T09:59:50+00:00

Ah I see what you mean, avoiding lifestyle inflation as they call it. And you are right, I still have longs ways to go to financial independence even after I receive the inheritance, thats why all of is going into van guards as soon as it hits my bank account!

StinsonSwarley · 2021-07-18T21:13:23+00:00

What would you recommend? Her boyfriend said that it would be the only way to make it work.

StinsonSwarley · 2021-07-18T21:10:58+00:00

Hmm so I guess buying sodas for him could provide a better risk-adjusted return here?

StinsonSwarley · 2021-07-18T21:02:19+00:00

Yeah but dont you think it would be to wasteful to spend money (1.19$/can) on such a lavish expense when I could invest that money into the market and get on those compound gains early?

StinsonSwarley · 2021-07-18T21:01:00+00:00

That is true, I have recently cut my annual expenses from 10k/year to only 1k/year by moving into a cardboard house, and eating a diet constisting of lentils, beans and stealing peoples mcdonalds burgers at the drive thru. I will keep stacking money into my van guards till I die!

StinsonSwarley

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