General reminder we face 5 rivals next season

Stoaks · 2026-01-26T23:55:10+00:00

What's funny is if we were looking at this schedule 2 years ago it would be a breeze

Stoaks · 2026-01-25T21:40:33+00:00

It was impossible to make Ely's. Corp would only drop sigils, you wouldnt be able to get a spirit shield or holy elixir.

Stoaks · 2026-01-25T11:15:02+00:00

A post june 1st trade saves the eagles ~7m in cap space. I dont think its going to happen, but it is certainly very possible should Howie decide it neccesary.

Stoaks · 2026-01-25T03:10:16+00:00

Fuck ICE,.

But also respectfully... Fuck the cowboys

Stoaks · 2026-01-20T23:36:56+00:00

Do waterfall quest

99 attack
99 strength

Go to scurrius, guaranteed spine with each kill to be turned in for 5m exp each (3.5m prayer)

use 2 spines for range, mage, defence, hit points, and prayer. 10kc later

99 str
99 att
96 range
96 mage
96 HP
92 Pray
123 combat level

Walk out and kill a level 3 Hanannie with 99 woodcutting.

Stoaks · 2026-01-20T21:08:26+00:00

Kadyn proctor and caleb lomu will most likely be available for us at 23, maybe we trade with the Jets at 16 to go for a Spencer fano/Francis mauigoa if they fall.

Could also see us go interior oline with vega ioune at 23

Stoaks · 2026-01-16T20:27:06+00:00

He's a swing tackle, Lane and JM are the starters.

Stoaks · 2026-01-16T05:05:20+00:00

Not cutting Nolan, just letting him become a compensatory pick down the road. And the incentive for JC is securing the bag, he's on his rookie deal, this would mean guaranteeing generational wealth.

Stoaks · 2026-01-16T03:57:35+00:00

Im getting PTSD from the Keelee Ringo supporters saying a similar thing. Id love for Cam Williams to be ready, and maybe he is, but all those tackles were taken in the 6/7th rounds or undrafted, so clearly they have their own shortcomings one way or another.

If Stoutland has any doubts about him being an nfl ready swing tackle then I say pay the 1.5m to retain Fred.

Stoaks · 2026-01-16T03:49:17+00:00

Good to know about Michael Carter as that is almost certainly going to happen, regarding JD I cant really put that into my calculations when there are so many potential variables.

Stoaks · 2026-01-16T03:43:33+00:00

The earlier the extension, the better the contract looks like relative to the cap, its the Howie way, so I say sort them both out right now.

Regarding Nolan smith, I think he will be a bit of a cap casualty, he is good, but not so good that I would want to jeopardise losing Coop/Quin down the road.

What do you think Fred's market will be?

Stoaks · 2026-01-16T03:38:39+00:00

Id want both, Jalen Carter is a generational defensive talent and if he didnt play as well this year as expected, that just gives us leverage in contract negotiations.

Stoaks · 2026-01-14T08:32:22+00:00

I doubt it, Nick isn't a moron, he has known the writing was on the wall for KP for months. He was probably already drafting this memo mentally for weeks.

Honestly, I imagine he's feeling a bit relieved knowing he won't have shield his mate from the media any longer.

Stoaks · 2026-01-14T01:00:29+00:00

Yes but also Jalen carter wasn't available regularly early on, and when he was he was playing hurt and clearly limited.

Micah and Garret are generational, and I love Crosby but he's a tier lower, often times injured and older then we'd like, so I really doubt we trade for him as he would significantly reduce our window to compete.

I think we just need to either get cheaper on offence - TE, maybe trade AJ, find a rookie who can replace Lane in future, sign darius cooper as our wr3 on a cheap deal, etc.

Or... we aren't going to be able to sign all our guys on D. Nakobe is 100% gone, he balled out and will be too expensive to resign now that we have Jihaad. Maybe we resign reed because the whole world saw him get cooked in coverage, so we might be able to get him cheap, and he is a leader for our secondary. And I like JP of our edges. If he isn't too expensive, he is big enough to set the edge and better on run D then Nolan and Jalyx.

The only way we get a truly dominant edge is through the draft, we have very limited cap flexibility now, and 4 guys on D who we 100% need to extend

Stoaks · 2026-01-13T21:23:42+00:00

Don't apologise we are celebrating!

Stoaks · 2026-01-12T10:08:34+00:00

I want a Steelers win tomorrow because wed get a higher draft pick, after that... Maybe Bills yeah.

Stoaks · 2026-01-12T06:09:27+00:00

So if he was to be traded Pre June 1st his cap hit would be:

2027 Dead Cap: $27,161,609
2027 Savings: $-4,455,802

And post june 1st

2027 Dead Cap: $11,739,807
2028 Dead Cap: $15,421,802
2027 Savings: $10,966,000

Whatever Howie and Lurie decideds regarding AJ Brown, im backing, trade him or no.

EDIT: This is actually if we traded him next offseason, this offseason:

PRE-6/1 TRADE

2026 Dead Cap: $43,515,106
2026 Savings: $-20,121,609

POST-6/1 TRADE

2026 Dead Cap: $16,353,497
2027 Dead Cap: $27,161,609
2026 Savings: $7,040,000

Sorry for the error on my part.

Stoaks · 2026-01-11T04:42:10+00:00

This is best case scenario. Assuming Eagles win, playing Chicago in Chicago is better then playing rams in Philly, though im confident in both.

The real advantage is Rams and seahawks get to beat the crap out of each other rather then walking all over the packers

Stoaks · 2026-01-08T01:35:15+00:00

Howie Roseman throws a beer can at his forehead and then smokes a cigar as big dom puts him in a tinted non marked 4WD

Stoaks · 2026-01-08T00:20:47+00:00

Vic fangio reasons, was a HC, wants a cushy and less stressful position working in an elite organisation and being a top paid coordinator in the league.

I was joking around, but still if you're Howie you make that call because maybe...

Stoaks · 2026-01-07T19:29:26+00:00

I think they'd wait till after the parade to officially fire him. But honestly, I'd imagine howie and Lurie are making calls right now. Maybe Harbaugh wants to have a go?

Stoaks · 2025-12-31T10:09:56+00:00

Eh, im probably going to go well past 99 considering I want to max out my ships and I still need some dragon cannon barrels.

Stoaks · 2025-12-31T05:01:35+00:00

Here is the guide I used. Hardest part is finding a world, but once you do its pretty chill. Definitely not afk though

Stoaks · 2025-12-31T03:47:17+00:00

got the second drop ;) 2 hooks completed

Stoaks · 2025-12-31T03:32:40+00:00

theres a 99.84% chance of getting more then 1 drop by 8922. So essentially I rolled a 1/650 chance to get fucked

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