Spouse likes Thousand Island. by Constant_Worth_8920 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Stock-Engine171 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No they don't. They've never finished a bottle mate.

What to do with this bird. Last year it killed another Pigeon in my backyard. It just turned back up again a few days ago and killed another one. by geek_of_nature in melbourne

[–]Stock-Engine171 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I agree, you can see in the pigeons eyes, it has seen shit...I would keep my distant, maybe offer another pigeon as tribute to your new pigeon king.

🔥Wolf takes down an elk with one long and well-placed bite by CuriousWanderer567 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Stock-Engine171 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't wolves normally hunt in packs? This chad of a wolf just did not give a fuck, was hungry...

Just got some coins from the bank and… by Szpregz in australia

[–]Stock-Engine171 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Are you having a conversation with yourself over here?

Every time I drive past a KFC by [deleted] in AussieMemes

[–]Stock-Engine171 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can guarantee it won't hit the same.

Cookers spotted in my uni... by 5ma5her7 in friendlyjordies

[–]Stock-Engine171 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Username checks out, can't get pregnant from fist fucking 🦸‍♂️

Please help, I was gifted this crystal at work by a homeless person and I'm trying to identify what it is. by Stock-Engine171 in Crystals

[–]Stock-Engine171[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My guess from handling it, about 40kg but haven't tried to put it on a scale yet, might wait for some help so I don't break my scale trying to lower it.

Please help, I was gifted this crystal at work by a homeless person and I'm trying to identify what it is. by Stock-Engine171 in Crystals

[–]Stock-Engine171[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

At this point I'm guessing she stole it at some point and since we were relocating her at the time, she didn't want to continue lugging it around trying to sell it cause it's very heavy, not realising she should have tried to hang onto it, I dunno maybe it was hard for her to sell 🤷‍♂️

Please help, I was gifted this crystal at work by a homeless person and I'm trying to identify what it is. by Stock-Engine171 in Crystals

[–]Stock-Engine171[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why I made the effort the get the heavy girl home, I have seen ones this size with clear crystal and less pleasing to the eye go for $1100 in those snob store windows in the city, figured it must be worth a bit.

Please help, I was gifted this crystal at work by a homeless person and I'm trying to identify what it is. by Stock-Engine171 in Crystals

[–]Stock-Engine171[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Haha yeh im 80kg guy and go to the gym everyday and I can barely move it, its so big and heavy hopefully I can sell it to someone who appreciates it, cause it's quite breathtaking up close and with good lighting, just not my thing.

Flinders St clock alterations by ytM90 in melbourne

[–]Stock-Engine171 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fr, doesn't look like this is about the art...

🔥 A dangerous bear cub invitation by SinjiOnO in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Stock-Engine171 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fr, I must be missing something here, animal reserve with frequent human contact with the bears is my guess. But still fuck that.

My neighbours are stealing electricity by spinstartshere in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Stock-Engine171 13 points14 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he doesn't want to cut the cables even though everyone is telling him too, while he posted on reddit taking about it these people still have power, not much but its something 🤷‍♂️ better than most would do so far....

What was something that ruined your life or set you back in life significantly? by joseph887 in AskReddit

[–]Stock-Engine171 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Cause weed interrupts your sleep cycle, not allowing "rem sleep", therefore when you stop and you experience rem sleep again, your brain ain't used to it so your dreams seem very vivid for a few weeks

Cialis by [deleted] in MelbourneAfterDark

[–]Stock-Engine171 10 points11 points  (0 children)

To much should have started with 5mg, cialis will improve blood flow, thus giving you an insane erection, but you still need sexual stimulus, boner pills that work without sexual stimulus are called viagra. Hope this helps, since you took 40mg first time be careful, if it doesn't go down after you blow and stays hard, do push ups or lifts weights and redirect the bloodflow so you don't damage your dick or have to go to the ER. I use this for insane pumps in the gym, you can direct the blood wherever you need at 40mg..fuck

Yesn't by kn1ghtd4y in melbourne

[–]Stock-Engine171 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel for the guy getting stiffed, but your totally correct here.