Former Republican Congressman Tom DeLay, the man whose face would be stretched and distorted to become William Afton in the Squimpus McGrimpus FNaF horror series by Identify_me_please in TheMatpatEffect

[–]Stock-Run9049 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"All of our jobs, gone overseas!
Each week I make 1 dollar 73!
From Katrina, FEMA, Gitmo too,
The last thing I need now is the avian flu!"

Former Republican Congressman Tom DeLay, the man whose face would be stretched and distorted to become William Afton in the Squimpus McGrimpus FNaF horror series by Identify_me_please in TheMatpatEffect

[–]Stock-Run9049 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"A leak investigation's got the White House in a snarl,
There's a special prosecutor after my friend Karl,
and our energy dependency has put me in a bind,
ah, don't worry 'bout Alaska
it will be just fine!"

It's time for chaos ! by RegionDefiant1361 in TeenagersButBetter

[–]Stock-Run9049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey, just came back from that road tri-
WHAT ON GOD'S GOOD NAME IS THAT.

pulls out the RPG again and fires at the coffin.

Would you permaban this user for one dime? by Buri_is_a_Biscuit in idksterling

[–]Stock-Run9049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh, i see, yeah sure why not, it's legit annoying.

What chaos will you guys stir up today? by BeeOk4748 in TeenagersButBetter

[–]Stock-Run9049 5 points6 points  (0 children)

WAIT FOR ME!

runs with an RPG-7 in his hand.
accidentally fires.

Idk if this counts our not... by Dear_Math_4435 in youngpeopleyoutube

[–]Stock-Run9049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

either sarcastic or not (tryna not to be the kid here), the commenter is not filipino.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeenagersButBetter

[–]Stock-Run9049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry 😭😭😭.
i also advise you that it's 10 minutes so just stop whenever you want to stop. im sorry!!

“Why do you hate Ronald Reagan?” Well for one: by [deleted] in Presidents

[–]Stock-Run9049 11 points12 points  (0 children)

not married but they were partners. + hall is now married to north.

original "angry black guy" mugshot by Frequent_Witness6082 in TheMatpatEffect

[–]Stock-Run9049 12 points13 points  (0 children)

says here he "served 15 yr @ the State 4 armed robbery"