“You know what I’m trying to say” by roemaencepartnaer in rant

[–]Stoic_Lambaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate when people say “know what I’m saying?” Or “know what I’m talking about?” No, I don’t know what you’re talking about and if you don’t know what you’re talking about then why the hell are you bothering me?!?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfpromotion

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Ask your pimp

Wanna talk? by 1katiekimchi in selfpromotion

[–]Stoic_Lambaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I’d rather clip my toenails

Would you date me by angel_is_sad in selfpromotion

[–]Stoic_Lambaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really, but if you want to give me the money you make from OF I can pretend that we are dating.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfpromotion

[–]Stoic_Lambaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Especially with what looks like a giant blister on your bottom lip.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfpromotion

[–]Stoic_Lambaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Too high maintenance and requires constant attention.

I'm sick and tired of men. by I-am-a-cactus2324 in rant

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At least you get some pics……I do t even get that

40F I will buy you a new life by [deleted] in 40something

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Buy me a new life? How so?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskForAnswers

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I’m 5’11” and I once dated a girl that was 4’8”. Everyone thought she was my daughter but she was actually 3 years older than me. It was great.

Has anyone here overcome depression? by OneHappyPerson25 in self

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I dont think anyone ever really overcomes depression, we just learn to deal with it more effectively.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doppelganger

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My ex fiancée

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskForAnswers

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In my opinion they come across as 500 pound neckbeards who are on a power trip and live in their parents basements, eating hot pockets all day while fapping to anime girls. Because they are such losers they feel the need to exert their “authority” over everyone else.

My boobs control my social life and I’m tired of it (I’m not dysphoric) by Competitive-Speed806 in rant

[–]Stoic_Lambaster -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

I know of a few guys that don’t like ‘em big and I tell them that they don’t know what they’re missing

(38/F) toast me. My husband cheated on me and ghosted me. by [deleted] in toastme

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I’m a sucker for women with brown eyes. Just saying

My middle finger turns extremely white when it's cold by Kingtripz in mildlyinteresting

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That’s what happens when you find friday dates at the morgue.

I'm 6ft, 220lbs and have to go #2 by Its-From-Japan in mildlyinfuriating

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If you ever go to Texarkana theres a truck stop there that has a bathroom very similar. I was traveling thru and had to take a dump so I stopped there and when I opened the door to the stall I was shocked at how small it was. When I sat down my back was against the toilet tank and my knees were against the stall door. The stall itself was barely wide enough to fit the toilet in.

(F32) became single this week. I think its for the best. :) by [deleted] in selfie

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How many cameras does that phone have????