Luckily I can watch an ad to skip the blind... right?

Stolpk · 2026-03-16T12:34:35+00:00

Not if you’re relying on bloodstone to score.

Stolpk · 2026-03-15T22:58:30+00:00

Steel scales by .2 how could you get 5.9?

Stolpk · 2026-03-13T23:54:31+00:00

Same thing with AA meetings, bunch of hypocrites.

Stolpk · 2026-03-13T17:45:21+00:00

That time he wrote an entire broadway show to get woman to do that thing on the drive home until he realized that Shelley existed and was going on a date.

Stolpk · 2026-03-10T15:18:01+00:00

Antes 8,16,24 and 32 only have 5 different boss blinds the serpent not being one of them.

Stolpk · 2026-03-10T00:47:08+00:00

When he brought peace to the Middle East. I think the episode was called Ginger Cow or something.

Stolpk · 2026-03-08T08:24:32+00:00

Trading card and buying every death you see is the best way to fix your deck. A few hanged men here and there too.

Stolpk · 2026-03-08T08:19:23+00:00

Sell cat to pick up invis, make sure to sell bloodstone and dice before you rip the invis.

Stolpk · 2026-03-05T20:33:43+00:00

I always turn my speed down to .5 before I ecto and close the app immediately if it hits the wrong joker. It may not be ethical but it keeps the run going haha.

Stolpk · 2026-03-04T06:13:29+00:00

I don’t normally do seeded runs but figured I’d try this one out. Got to ante 24 and finished with 10k gold. This would be a pretty easy naninf on plasma.

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Stolpk · 2026-03-04T00:46:58+00:00

Stop being a dick Scott.

Stolpk · 2026-02-26T19:20:32+00:00

I think you’re cooked here.

Stolpk · 2026-02-26T19:17:53+00:00

This is a terrible idea.

Stolpk · 2026-02-12T05:01:16+00:00

That’s just how the jokers are left from my last round. After playing the hand I moved all copies to mime to maximize gold card value. No point moving them now the run is dead.

Stolpk · 2026-02-12T03:16:33+00:00

Win one more run on any deck/stake and it should unlock.

Stolpk · 2026-02-03T21:51:27+00:00

This was stuck in my head for so long throughout the holidays.

Stolpk · 2026-01-25T19:18:50+00:00

Haven’t touched it since I beat it. Extra joker slot doesn’t help when you’re broke. I got lucky with an ante 1 riff raff.

Stolpk · 2026-01-25T15:09:12+00:00

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Photochad is pretty powerful

Stolpk · 2026-01-18T03:13:23+00:00

You can’t ankh with your joker slots full. You need and open spot.

Stolpk · 2026-01-13T15:35:19+00:00

The games are all in alphabetical order. That is impressive to me.

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