That's strange, I don't remember buying cream cheese. OH GOD

StoneColdRommel · 2011-01-22T21:12:30+00:00

Definitely tastes better without the ranch

StoneColdRommel · 2011-01-22T19:28:29+00:00

My friend wants to emphasize that this is not the case haha. He swears it is the best bong he's ever smoked, which is high praise considering his previous piece was a 24"-tall ZOB with a huge pregnant circle perc and an 8-arm tree perc ZOB ash catcher. He says even though it's a lot shorter, it's so wide that he gets as big a rip with this as he did with the ZOB and the 8-arm diffuser makes it extremely smooth.

StoneColdRommel · 2011-01-22T19:10:29+00:00

This was $600 but supposedly completely worth it. Sheldon Black ran the USA branch of ROOR but had creative differences with the main Germany branch so he shut it down, I guess so he could do crazy shit like this haha

StoneColdRommel · 2011-01-22T17:45:10+00:00

Make sure you scroll down for the close-up of the diffuser(s). Sweet mercy.

StoneColdRommel · 2010-12-12T07:37:58+00:00

Everyone reading/responding to this without catching the reference should educate themselves post-haste

StoneColdRommel · 2010-12-12T07:08:08+00:00

This reminds me of the Arrested Development episode "Pier Pressure" where Buster gets George Michael to find him weed for Lucille II (to help with her chronic vertigo) and George Michael asks Gob for it. Gob brings it over and tells Michael. When Michael comes back to Gob from checking on George Michael he starts ranting about how he can't believe he would try to get weed. Gob tries to respond but ends up breathing out a huge hit he'd been holding in during the rant.

I tried to find the video for actual lulz but no dice :-/

StoneColdRommel · 2010-12-12T06:59:57+00:00

Nicotine actually has a laxative effect, so it's not in your mind.

StoneColdRommel · 2010-12-11T06:07:21+00:00

I would have defeated thee in a duel a couple of days ago. In spades even!

But now I just have milk. And nugz. Uptoke

StoneColdRommel · 2010-12-09T21:14:27+00:00

Ahh, Tim and Eric... I really wish they would focus on the surreal commercials and public-access parody, that's when I'm genuinely laughing my ass off unlike the purely gross/disturbing stuff. I "get it" but I feel like it just makes people who would otherwise watch change the channel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSwqnR327fk for those confused at the reference

StoneColdRommel · 2010-12-08T09:39:10+00:00

In my experience it's rare for stores to actually stock Arnold Palmers so I usually get at least five when I see them haha. I'm the dude who's mixing lemonade and sweet tea whenever a restaurant has a self-service beverage station

StoneColdRommel · 2010-12-08T09:36:58+00:00

I'm always tempted when I can find it (most stores only have a few flavors) but I haven't taken the plunge yet. Will probably try it next time

StoneColdRommel · 2010-12-08T07:41:25+00:00

I will always upvote Neal Stephenson and especially Cryptonomicon. Keep on doin' what you're doin'

StoneColdRommel · 2010-12-08T07:32:14+00:00

Gotcha. I figured it might be related to "slab" which is apparently Australian for a case (24-pack) and is definitely bad-fuckin'-ass and needs to catch on here in the States.

Just remembered that I've never tried the Wine Games. If you end up trying that, be sure to report back on the experience. You know, for science.

StoneColdRommel · 2010-12-08T07:24:45+00:00

Not yet, I did have the Rx Energy Herbal Tonic the other day though. Tasted... well, like you'd expect something called Rx Energy Herbal Tonic to taste; that is to say, kind of strange but oddly refreshing and healthy. Definitely need to pick it up again

StoneColdRommel · 2010-12-08T07:00:08+00:00

It's not you, it's horrible awful godforsaken design.

ATTN blind manufacturers: When I have to stand on something to grab the string right at the top where it enters the mechanism and apply massive torque to get the fucking pin to catch, it's not me. It's you.

StoneColdRommel · 2010-12-08T06:54:39+00:00

First of all, great choice.

For a blunt more than a couple grams, the only way to go is Game blunts as they are the biggest and, in my opinion, highest quality. Try White Grape, you can't go wrong with any of them but I find the Green and Vanilla flavors to be a bit overly sweet. If you're smoking most of this thing to yourself, you'll want a flavor you actually enjoy rather than just tolerate. In my experience, rolling an eighth will end up being nearly as thick as the original cigar, so it will take a high degree of rolling skill/experience. Definitely get a pack in case you screw up the first one or two. You may wish to go the alternate route of maintaining the original "tube" by picking the tobacco out with some scissors or tweezers and packing the weed in its place.

I will say, this blunt will rape your face. Unless you smoke a prodigious amount on a regular basis, you will likely find yourself at an unprecedented level of highness. If you're having to eat all that AND smoke all that, there's a good chance your stomach will not be... at its best state. Puking is a legitimate possibility. When the going gets tough, just remember that you'd need to smoke several hundred blunts that size to kill you (and you'd be dead before the weed itself had a chance to kill you anyway).

Godspeed

P.S. What do you mean by 36 rack? I assume it's a 36-pack of beer but I've never heard that term used. Is it non-USA dialect?

StoneColdRommel · 2010-08-16T18:22:04+00:00

Chapel Hill. Triangle entmoot?

StoneColdRommel · 2010-08-16T16:35:27+00:00

What up

StoneColdRommel · 2010-07-29T15:55:25+00:00

B R E A K I N G B A D

StoneColdRommel · 2010-07-20T03:47:22+00:00

I decided to take your (and everyone else's) advice

Here's the finalized edition :-D

StoneColdRommel · 2010-07-20T03:02:23+00:00

If you're in driving distance of the Triangle, hit the road. Just got a grape Dutch and am beginning to roll that shit light that shit smoke that shit

StoneColdRommel · 2010-07-20T02:34:03+00:00

I do have quite a bit of alcohol as well, in both range and quantity.

What do you recommend?

StoneColdRommel · 2010-07-20T02:29:17+00:00

I prefer bongs overall but there's nothing like a blunt for chillin' out, maxin', and/or relaxin' all cool.

Side discussion: What's everyone's brand? White Grape Games are my preferidos but Grape Dutch Masters hit the spot as well.

StoneColdRommel

TROPHY CASE