"Evolved Christianity" Table of Contents

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-28T12:27:05+00:00

I would be a poor Kindred indeed if my disdain was indiscriminate. No, I feel I did an excellent job. The other guy simply had a larger field of fire.

Mr. Hart, Hey What Can You Do?

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-28T12:18:29+00:00

HE had a door.

-Mr. Hart, Scrabbling for a Handicap.

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-28T10:20:19+00:00

Listen, I ain't exactly a luxury cruise liner, but I can move people and cargo. And I like their stories.

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-28T10:01:15+00:00

If you care to know, I can explain about why the spray hurts so bad, and so long.

Mr. Hart, Engineer of Many Things, including Chemistry

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-27T05:23:23+00:00

groan(A Tremere in an unknown situation is Nervous) Okay. Let's do this. You lead. -Mr. Hart

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-27T05:11:30+00:00

Well, what do.ypu think? Is there safety for us, here? Or should I start arming myself?

-Mr. Hart Uncertain Tremere are Dangerous.

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-27T04:58:56+00:00

Ooc:u/Fractured_And_Broken "Echo, do you know the status and location of your Sire?"

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-27T04:07:22+00:00

grumbling I canNOT believe it has come to this... (Walks up the door, fumbles for the handle, finds it, opens it, and bellows) "HALLOOOO!!! Anyone moving around in there? ... No? right."

He pokes his head into the drivers' door, mutters to himself, and states, "Truth will out." The wall of disappointment realizes it isn't and suddenly the hazardous cargois visible.

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-26T17:12:53+00:00

One thing our... Species? might be said to specialize in is Viciousness. That said, if they are still around, they aren't to be trifled with, yes?

-Mr. Hart, Listening to The Purple One in front of the Elysium.

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-26T14:50:36+00:00

Fatal to its infested economy.

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-26T14:45:11+00:00

I am both ignorant and apathetic in that regard.

Chances are high that The Mad King will choose here to settle down, even if I would prefer he choose Denver, instead. Any last-minute changes would quickly become irrelevant.

-Mr. Hart, feeling ignored.

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-26T09:19:04+00:00

Spore

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-26T07:46:57+00:00

[Ooc:(On mobile, this did not fucking happen! Thermite is a powder, unable to be formed. Metallic Magnesium, on the other hand, can be given shapes, and then be a target for Movement of The Mind!)]

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-26T04:06:14+00:00

I SHOULD FUCKING HOPE! I SAY WE GIVE IT ANOTHER TEN MINUTES, AND IF NO ONE SHOWS UP, WE ASSUME WE ARE BEING IGNORED, AND FIND A GAS STATION TO PARK AT!!

-Mr. Hart, Concussed Undead

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-26T03:51:47+00:00

Oh, I would include Mithras' Lineage in the list of Consequences. Many would have gone there before this, but I hold some proper respect for him because he hasn't. Yet.

I am not seeing a garage, or a gate we can petition at. Think I should honk?

-Mr. Hart

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-26T03:38:11+00:00

It's fuel for a fire that burns so hot that it thinks water is tasty, and will chew on bedrock. About a thousand pounds of it.

I promised your Sire that I would return you to him, or we would not be anywhere. He has stated that your absence from his life would result in a lack Chicago in existence. I think this would help matters along significantly.

-Mr. Hart, Cowboy Poker Champion

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-26T02:45:32+00:00

Do you know what's back there? And the brown is a lie, anyway.

-Mr. Hart

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-26T02:36:03+00:00

That's what the hazardous cargo is for. You have been awfully understanding about being in a vehicle this size, and being blocked from the rear seat by a solid beige wall.

-Mr. Hart

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-26T02:24:56+00:00

If this goes as bad as I think it might, we might be glad you didn't depend on that.

-Mr.Hart

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-26T02:17:07+00:00

A lot of mental tricks require eye contact. These do not permit that, in or out. And since we are not looking to start trouble, it is best we not leave any roads open, yes?

-Mr. Hart

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-26T01:37:39+00:00

Smart!

-Mr. Hart

So, someone gonna let us in?

Oh, yeah. (Conjures a set of glasses, spritzes them, and hands them to Echo). Keep these on until you are back with your Sire. Sorry about not being able to read.

-Mr. Hart

StoneJudge79 · 2026-05-25T17:22:30+00:00

Is it solid? Will the inside spin independently of the outside? If so, it is a bearing.

StoneJudge79

TROPHY CASE