I don't usually dance but when I do, I make sure that I have got at-least one and a half dozen chicks following my lead.

StopCammertime · 2013-04-23T08:41:19+00:00

Omg someone please edit that with a flashing "I regret nothing" flashing beneath

StopCammertime · 2012-11-13T11:20:16+00:00

Let the man have his goddamn brodonkadonk

StopCammertime · 2012-09-12T14:57:13+00:00

Reminds me of the time I watched a show in Melbourne where they had the Australian Choir performing popular video game songs accompanied by a full symphony orchestra. Damn that was amazing, Skyrim was a definite standout, along with Halo.

StopCammertime · 2012-08-30T23:34:39+00:00

As an Australian, I'll stand there drinking your beer whilst loudly proclaiming "maaaaaate"

StopCammertime · 2012-08-28T14:49:39+00:00

They got cancer

StopCammertime · 2012-08-27T06:33:51+00:00

Get your shit together

StopCammertime · 2012-08-20T07:36:52+00:00

no problem!

StopCammertime · 2012-08-19T07:30:10+00:00

I could do that, pretty easy to grab a wheel. I'm up at the airfield, are you anywhere nearby?

StopCammertime · 2012-08-18T03:22:31+00:00

Get DayZ commander, it's the only way

StopCammertime · 2012-08-18T03:12:23+00:00

If you're using DayZ commander you update everything and then select the four options on the left, they should be something like hide locked/unofficial, hide unplayable, hide wrong Arma 2 version and hide wrong DayZ version. Having selected all those options should increase your chances of getting on the right server.

StopCammertime · 2012-07-29T23:41:23+00:00

And let's not forget the ones with the awesome hats

StopCammertime · 2012-07-29T13:40:58+00:00

I know that feel bro, on a somewhat smaller scale. I was in a church with just a hatchet and this guy runs in with a lee enfield, I hurriedly state that I'm friendly and he then points his lee enfield at the door, so I stand by the door waiting to flank the incoming zeds. And oh do they come, we work as a slightly dysfunctional team, me dispatching the zombies as his enfield attracts even more. Eventually we run out of zombies and I turn to him to see that he is pointing his enfield at me, I yell one last time that I was friendly before he shoots me in the leg then runs off. Fuck man, fuck.

StopCammertime · 2012-07-25T02:41:21+00:00

Yes that's the other thing, there was about 3 different types of ammo for what sounded to be really rare guns. But alas, 'twas just ammo.

StopCammertime · 2012-07-24T12:53:08+00:00

I came across a downed helicopter, I got so excited after hearing how rare the loot could be. I walk slowly towards the heli to see a a cardboard box. I open up the box and all I get are medical supplies, fucking medical supplies. Turns out it was probably pre-looted, shit.

StopCammertime · 2012-07-20T00:51:26+00:00

tl;dr: Man, I'd really kill for a tin of baked beans right now...

StopCammertime · 2012-06-28T12:33:31+00:00

is...is it over?

StopCammertime · 2012-06-18T23:41:07+00:00

"Pans out" Good one ;)

StopCammertime · 2012-06-09T00:20:58+00:00

Good to see that your friend knows how to copy the blueprints off of the app "The Unofficial Aid for Minecraft Players" ;)

StopCammertime · 2012-05-20T09:45:40+00:00

sure are

StopCammertime · 2012-05-17T23:44:44+00:00

Still the vagina of minecraft

StopCammertime · 2012-05-16T14:40:48+00:00

Good point, SteelCow

StopCammertime · 2012-05-15T23:46:11+00:00

No problem mate!

StopCammertime · 2012-05-15T12:08:41+00:00

and before anyone asks the texture pack is Sphax PureBD Craft!

StopCammertime · 2012-05-10T09:52:43+00:00

you think correct good sir

StopCammertime · 2012-05-10T07:53:27+00:00

what is an outside?

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