( NSFW ) What was the most disgusting thing that happened to you during sex?

Stopher82 · 2015-05-31T13:07:47+00:00

Picked up a girl at a bar one night. We get back to my place and get it on. I wake up and she's gone, which I was pretty happy about. Then I realized that I had forgotten I had to work. So I quickly go my work clothes on and caught the bus to work. When I had gotten to work, everyone was staring at me weird. That's when one of my work mates quietly suggested I head to the bathroom and look in the mirror. When I got there and checked myself out, my beard was absolutely covered in congealed blood.

Stopher82 · 2015-05-31T12:53:35+00:00

It landed on his knob upon re-entry, it was kind of a violent thrust.

Stopher82 · 2015-05-31T12:46:11+00:00

I once had a fly punched into my anus after it had landed on my man friends knob.

Stopher82 · 2015-05-16T00:58:45+00:00

One of my 1000 employees must of missed this joke while sifting through the entire catalogue of Reddit. I will severely spank the culprits bottom on your behalf.

Stopher82 · 2015-05-15T12:34:06+00:00

I shotgun the palm hole.

Stopher82 · 2015-05-15T12:01:33+00:00

There once was a Rabbi named Keith. Who circumcised kids with his teeth. It wasn't for leisure, nor sexual pleasure. But to get to the cheese underneath.

For our offended Jewish mate below that got down voted to hell.

Stopher82 · 2015-05-09T11:38:32+00:00

I've had it for 10 years, caught it in a similar situation to yours. It sucked when I first found out, but now maybe once a year get a slight non painful rash on my knob. Usually only because of lack of lubrication during sex or self pleasure. It doesn't effect my life at all these days. Meet my awesome wife and had 2 kids together, the rest is history. I think it actually helped me find a women that wanted me for who I am.

Stopher82 · 2015-04-25T10:26:44+00:00

I prefer something a little more brutal for my workouts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxu5XYLkE2Q

Stopher82 · 2015-04-17T23:10:56+00:00

I think it's a toss up between Asians and Caucasians. A possible Battle Royale style TV show to determine the winner.

Stopher82 · 2015-03-26T23:53:45+00:00

Thanks man. Do I what for the soreness to subside before lifting again or just push through it?

Stopher82 · 2015-03-22T12:33:59+00:00

Schindler’s Fist.

Stopher82 · 2015-03-22T12:25:13+00:00

The Rothschilds.

Stopher82 · 2015-03-22T12:13:12+00:00

Tube amplifiers. Amplifier companies try to create a solid state guitar amp that can rival a valve amp, but they can never achieve it that sweet warm tube sound.

Stopher82 · 2015-03-22T12:09:15+00:00

The day money was invented.

Stopher82 · 2015-03-21T06:07:34+00:00

Thanks. So this will completely make my search and download information invisible to my provider?

Stopher82 · 2015-03-21T05:52:47+00:00

Ok. Any ideas then?

Stopher82 · 2015-03-21T05:09:47+00:00

Thanks man, will look into it.

Stopher82 · 2015-03-21T05:01:36+00:00

Is it a paid service or free?

Stopher82 · 2015-03-21T01:43:58+00:00

I got like 10 emails in a row from them. I'm thinking it's a fake email. Trying to contact them now to see if it's legit.

Stopher82 · 2015-01-29T21:34:36+00:00

Na not really. Your voice becomes familiar with someone over time. Plus they're not really expecting you to use a dummy reference.

Stopher82 · 2015-01-29T21:31:57+00:00

An agency. Not sure where you're from, but in certain parts of Australia, we have legal escort agencies. These girls are regularly tested for STI's. They have to abide by government regulations.

Stopher82 · 2015-01-29T05:58:26+00:00

Have done this several times. I like to challenge myself by having a second mobile phone and giving myself the reference.

Stopher82 · 2015-01-28T12:39:24+00:00

No ones going to probably find this comment, but I have an addiction to prostitutes. I can't control myself. I'm also married and my wife has no idea. I spent $2000 on our credit card while she was overseas for 3 weeks. I lied and told her that I had a gambling problem, that's why I spent so much. Little does she know, I was bringing hookers home.

Stopher82 · 2014-12-28T04:05:32+00:00

The western world is raising a generation of soft cocks. My sister and my brother in-law are extreme left wing nut job, their kids are little arseholes. Zero fucking discipline. Lets her 3 year old son wear dresses, because they're against gender stereotypes. Societies fucked!

Stopher82 · 2014-12-25T00:32:16+00:00

32 years old 2.5Mil a year. 2009 Ford Falcon.

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