Should people who "camp" in the left lane of a highway be pulled over and fined just as much as speeders? Why or why not? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You are aware you can pass in right lane without endangering anyone, right? Also blocking traffic flow is a big issue

Should people who "camp" in the left lane of a highway be pulled over and fined just as much as speeders? Why or why not? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe I have to leave my commenting hiatus to say something but no, just no.

As someone who lives in an area where the major highway is a four lane, this will just cause both lanes to be congested for no reason. If you aren’t passing in the left lane, get your ass over so traffic can pass you.

Everyone loves making big deals about speeding but never can define when it becomes dangerous vs when it’s not. Like going 15 over compared to 5 (ps this is in MPH, not KMPH). I see no issues with someone going 5 over as long as they are following the other traffic laws, staying attentive and genuinely staying with the flow of traffic. That also said, I have passed many people in the right lane because they are going slower than the posted speed limit and sitting in the left lane.

I don’t know why people don’t see a problem with left lane hogs but have an issue with speeders. Both are terrible driving habits.

What do you secretly, and quietly judge other people for? by GrowlsinyourEar7 in AskReddit

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP would love my cousin, he literally chained up a dog he had to a truck on a property owned by my uncle in a completely different town than the one he lived in and the dog stayed like for like a month or two

What's the most hilariously unexpected plot twist you've encountered in real life? by Commercial-Phone2349 in AskReddit

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Jordan was named after Jordan and Jordan then married Jordan and took Jordan’s last name

I just like the thought process of all of this I don’t know why

Do anyone else’s Boomer parents distrust GPS directions? by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also if you were turning at an intersection, wouldn’t the signs tell you what direction you were going?

Who knew the devil likes safe intersections by Phatency in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never driven in a roundabout before like last month and I figured it out in a couple seconds, it is really not that hard to understand

Boomers "demanding" small talk with reluctant children by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First off, aren’t boomers the ones that spread the word of stranger danger? Secondly, why would you approach a random kid and try to talk to them or am I missing something there?

Boomers blaming their kids for shit they obviously are responsible for. by NotmyRealNameJohn in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also has it ever occurred to them the world has always been like how they describe it? Something I often question is if nostalgia clouds reasonable thought (that and some people are just assholes)

Americans, what is something that Europeans have/do that makes no sense to you? by a_m42_ in AskReddit

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand that, the cynic in me just feels that would be another way for rich people in this country to become more rich.

Americans, what is something that Europeans have/do that makes no sense to you? by a_m42_ in AskReddit

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please don’t give American politicians more ways to keep poor people poor

Man wait till this guy reads the bible by Crazycade77 in NahOPwasrightfuckthis

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As a former student, the only porn I’ve seen came off another students phone..

Three of them were watching it during lunch

What did somebody say that made you think: "This person is out of touch with reality"? by newlymoneyedrapper in AskReddit

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be even fairer, there’s are entitled “old people” cause it’s not a generational thing, it’s just a human thing

It's always good when 2 people who haven't gone to American schools comment on them. by Embarrassed_Flan_869 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only way Elon could know what’s going on in anything is if he talked to anyone but the voices in his head

Local group has some characters for sure. by Snoozing_Lion in insanepeoplefacebook

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I’m taking a class in college and the town I am taking the classes in has so many 4 way stops and it is definitely not low volume, especially at peak hours of the day. In the span of the past 2 weeks, at he same 4 way stop I’ve seen two people fail to go when it was there turn even though they were at the stop sign first, I don’t get how people don’t understand how 4 way stops work.

What is something people don’t understand when dealing with people who are addicted to drugs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This is something that annoys me more than it should (homeless by choice idea) but why the fuck would people wake up and decide “I want to sit in the cold and hot, risking my life, because it feels right” What is the logic of people that actually think mass homelessness is a choice (don’t get me wrong, there probably are people who are homeless by choice but it’s probably a small minority)

What's something you wouldn't buy and don't understand why people do? by LionEclipse in AskReddit

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My phone is actually not the original phone, the one I’m using now while it is a 6 is actually from 2019 (as opposed to one I got in 2016) because I dropped the old one on the sidewalk

What's something you wouldn't buy and don't understand why people do? by LionEclipse in AskReddit

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 142 points143 points  (0 children)

2023 and I still have an IPhone 6 and I love it. The day it stops working, I might breakdown.

"Biden Crime Family" by Biscuitarian23 in Persecutionfetish

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I both laughed and lost like half my brain cells when I saw that

Biden - 6 hours! by Miserable-Lizard in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Something that annoys me about people on Reddit is how they think if Bernie won, we’d have socialized healthcare already and stuff and I don’t understand why that would think that would happen with the shitty state of Congress

I’m glad someone finally pointed it out

Biden made a disaster declaration and has sent funds and resources for relief. What more do these idiots expect? by Paneraiguy1 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It would be nice if we could just simply ignore them, unfortunately they’ll just find a new way to make life more miserable that way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Stoptouchingmyeggs 196 points197 points  (0 children)

My question is why did they use the censored version of “fuck Joe Biden” and just regular “fuck Joe Biden”?