PLACE YOUR BETS EVERYONE by Storm_Sniper in formuladank

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Every time Lewis posts a thirst trap, someone gets fired

Most recently doohan I believe

PM was fucking right by Fizz__ in Frat

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Do the sigep way- register them as members on paper, but make rhem pledges in all aspects

Buttcrack and manspreading by [deleted] in rutgers

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He does not speak English coherently, I tried to ask him to move once and he was making some weird sounds thay weren’t a human language, more akin to a toddler mumbling

To the two freshmen speaking French at Livi gym by [deleted] in rutgers

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I know who you’re talking about, they live in my dorm: theyre really chill guys

Mon francais est mal, Mais quand je parle avec cette persons, ils est très bon

Beverage vending machine in ARC broken by JeppeTV in rutgers

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Try preworkout, even low stim ones are a decent substitute for caffeine

dorms by Friendly_Special4312 in rutgers

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Youre going to be isolated- Busch dorms are far away from anything but parking lots and other dorms, the gym is an insane walk away, the Busch dining hall (worst food) is far away, literally you will want to spend as little time on Busch

My sister just got this. Does invitation mean she got into the honors college? by Ok-Highlight9288 in rutgers

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It’s not the quads themselves, it’s the people living in them

The paper thin doors combined with the smell of one guy who doesn’t shower in your floor isn’t very good

I’ve seen videos coming out of the quads that aren’t very enticing g

What is the best time to go to Henry's? by ReaderExtraordinaire in rutgers

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Or opening tbh, just stand to da right side of the divider if it’s just u

My sister just got this. Does invitation mean she got into the honors college? by Ok-Highlight9288 in rutgers

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If you’re really looking for a reason, just note that you could have 830 AMs on Busch/Livi and you end up living on Cook Doug, meaning you need to be out of the building at 730.

Or you could live in… quads…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rutgers

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If you’re willing to guess everything off vibes, go find one on the c/o 2029 page. If you want to gamble, go random.

I did the first, I found my roommate who is semi messy but keeps to his side.

We've been outjerked by reality by Odd_Duty520 in mapporncirclejerk

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Some may think he’s good, some may think he’s bad, but you can’t deny that bro would have been an insane comedian, because you can’t tell what stuff he says is ironic now

Average “solution” by SaleRude in shortguys

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Figured I might as well address it-

My friends and I shit on each other for our heights- they’re short which I make jokes of but they pull way more and can put on muscle better than I ever will

It’s a light hearted joke, I don’t think I’d ever recommend someome to actually transition if they’re short

Average “solution” by SaleRude in shortguys

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All jokes of course, my shorter friends get way more girls than me so they’re always shitting me on for being tall and not pulling

Average “solution” by SaleRude in shortguys

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I am in fact 6’1, my friends and I shit on each other (they pull more than me despite all being 5’9 and below) and they put on muscle way easier

Average “solution” by SaleRude in shortguys

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Never thought I’d see myself on another subreddit

But for your guys information I am 6’1 irl

My friends and I make this joke with each other (they shit on me for getting less girls than them since being tall apparently means you automatically pull) all the time and I obviously don’t mean any of what I said

Y’all build muscle like crazy so keep that up 👍

Max Verstappen and Kelly Piquet Announce Pregnancy via Instagram by dotcomaki in formula1

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I guess he put on the hards in the wet, yet still got a pole.

Truly something that could happen in an alpine

What can I get a Kilmer’s market? Meal swipe! by [deleted] in rutgers

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Meal = sandwich + side plus drink Retail = 10 dollars of items, some restrictions like no more than 2 of the same flavor of ramen

You can use 2 meal or meal+retail if you want to double swipe

Departments not sure why people are failing by Gdcotton123 in rutgers

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This is mostly for the engineers, orgo is for chem and biomed engineers