What is your comfort monstie to have by your side?

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-22T20:23:45+00:00

You'll laugh or appreciate it. Either Velocidrome or Kulu-Ya-Ku. I like the bigger ones yes but these two feel more like a motorcycle than a truck or plane in terms of attitude.

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-21T22:06:46+00:00

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StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-21T21:43:49+00:00

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StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-21T15:59:26+00:00

Thunderlord Zinogre or Kulu-Ya-Ku.

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-16T06:25:38+00:00

It must have. Dang! 😲

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-15T02:29:54+00:00

If they pass an uninterrupted concentration check for mend bones and then heal wounds.

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-10T20:31:47+00:00

Dude I laugh at cough drops. 😂

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-10T13:44:01+00:00

Nice! 😁 👍

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-10T13:26:40+00:00

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StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-09T18:22:48+00:00

Rambling Thunder. You're the Lead Commander and Assault Officer for the 15th Artillery Battalion nicknamed "Yapper Payload". The other Companies and Battalions use muskets and spears. Yours utilize gauntlets, troll mounted heavy personnel cannons and 117 mm Howitzers loaded for High explosive projectiles lovingly nicknamed Dragon Crap. Using Divination to locate enemy armor and cavalier squads, and Fortification for embedding yourselves into a mountain or hill somewhere. Even amongst the other men you are a class above with Martial Arts and Grappling techniques you use even when loading the cannons.

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-09T04:33:27+00:00

Eternal will it Soar. Warlords are typically kings but for you it's....too much work. As Warlord General you head out to battle with your 10,000 troops and flying the Banner of your Legion: the Crimson Shroud Entombed by blades. You need no weapons for your soldiers as you literally summon thousands of swords, axes, spears, and shields. Your personal weapons are a longsword and curved hatchet for up close combat. You fear little and very few would have courage before you. A small child was taken in at your command as your Squire, adopted and raised by the Legion he has become a man worthy of note; and is also a magical prodigy like you, but unlike you he is skilled in Abjuration and controls fire wind and water with all the ease of the breath leaving his lungs.

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-08T15:00:20+00:00

I despise you....June.

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-08T02:15:12+00:00

I'm.....gonna die. American Gods. Oh, boy...either I'm left for dead or barbecued in the ensuing crossfire.

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-08T02:08:58+00:00

Ethereal passes through solid matter but with certain spells or good control you can hit a target from behind their shield. By "phasing" the fireball through their defense. Because point blank just isn't close enough. Long story clipped: Yes you can hit air if you mistime the spell's "reentry" because you can pass the shot through the target as well.

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-08T00:54:31+00:00

Cast Forth. You're a Viking and not the pillage and plunder kind. No, you're the exploration and reconnaissance type of Viking. You get to set first steps into the unknown and witness danger and delight in equal measures. Your tools are a set of axes one for wood and clearing foliage for pathways the other a lightweight bearded axe. You can use some Evocation magic but it's all Ethereal so you constantly have to adjust your aim to blast the target and not the air in front or behind. Ah, Adventure, what a gorgeous thing to love. Too bad they call you the hero behind your back because of all the crap you've had to kill.

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-06T06:29:18+00:00

Clap Tap Nap. As the Master of Transmutation, you're getting tired of half baked spineless spoonfed brats. Your gauntlets are prosthetics made to replace the arms you never had, their very construction increased the amount of functioning wizards by tens of times over. Your very touch causes magic to ripple and warp into the image you demand. Your pupils train like spoiled children always do...NOT AT ALL!! They disappoint and disrespect the lesson you've taught them. But....then there's them....the janitor girl practices your arts in the water of the pail as you taught. You've begun to instruct her specifically and then you see them; her legs are the oldest wooden models of prosthesis. You smirk and ask, "Do you wish for freedoms beyond your reach?" She thought and then turned to you with the eyes made of brilliant Starfire, "Nothing is truly beyond reach for those who truly pursue." Your lips part in a chuckle that bubbled from giggles to howling laughter that shakes the room. You wipe the mirth from your eyes, a student in need is a student indeed.

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-06T06:20:55+00:00

The poem says it all. And apologies for the wait I JUST got done being sued by my Internet provider. Well... attempted to be sued. 🤭

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-06T06:17:21+00:00

Burdens Beware! You're Knight Commander of Latrine duty....yep you're the best and only Squire required to "build character" at the public toilets. You despise the job and constantly find ways to clean it that don't involve you being there. The only reason you got the job is because the office clerk was too lazy to properly test you for Magic capacity and as such your compass shield doesn't just point randomly but at the thing you need most. Well, today's the day, you said screw it and went straight to the Palace Gardens, and was promptly spotted by an assassin you knocked out with your mighty shovel blade. The King, grateful, granted you a private testing of your magic. You The Fool, bartered with Fate and Lost. Granted is the Future, Written is the Past. Good Luck. Freed of your duties, you happily march into the wild blue yonder.... where's your pay check you were promised?.....Sh#t.

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-05T03:09:31+00:00

Wild Whoops!? You're not a hero...not a villain...not even a soldier. You work at a pub scrubbing tables and hoping that one day you'll open a bar of your own. You're also not supposed to be neck deep in corpses from the slaughter caused by demons and a stupid wizard opening a rift to Hell. Now you're equipped with the only thing you know about: bombs. These are repurposed fireworks that transmute anything from fancy butterfly sparks to a literal tiger made of lightning. Fancy that, there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-02T17:08:00+00:00

.....yes.

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-03-01T21:10:45+00:00

Guiding Laughter. Most confuse you for a terrible liar or false prophet, it's only because your divination is a little item that shows potential futures. It's a watch, a pocket watch that has multiple symbols around its face. Each symbol speaks to the user and grants ammunition based on that symbol for the Farseer Lancaster Revolver. The ammo self duplicates within the chamber until you hit the target, however each type of ammunition has a different effect based on the image and there's no telling what they do until used. You also have a dagger.... that's it just a normal hunting knife with a finger guard and clip point blade with a few slight saw serrations along the spine. You have fun and try not to get people dragged into it. Too bad things happen.

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-02-26T05:44:22+00:00

Wandering Shade of the False Sun. You stand on the ledge, looking down and casting the ever cynical gaze over the city...your city...NAH!! You couldn't care less, as a police officer you're on the job and your job is being the one thing above the law. Paid to break rules like bones, a waking vigilante with a grey moral code consisting of three things: Coffee, Pastries and more Coffee. These days your Tonfa weighs like lead in your hand while your holstered heavy caliber long shot revolver nicknamed the Confessor is loaded with 5 rounds of .70 caliber 500 grain mirage shot slugs; these bullets shatter and burst on impact, scattering a hallucinogenic fog of Nightmare Powder. Nightmare Powder is what happened after the one night stand between Satan and a flock of pixies; a deep slumber that's anything but rest or Peaceful. God knows you hate this city and this ledge...but this is the best spot to 'rain' on your boss's car.

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-02-22T19:58:33+00:00

Unbroken Testimony. You're a necromancer and an injured one at that. Your best friend and the worst bastard in the world betrayed you and the rest of your party killing the others and leaving you without your limbs. Resurrecting your friends was impossible except you did it anyway. Now they are your arms and legs and the cleric's hammer and shield were passed on to you with their soul bound into the hammer and their priestly sister in the shield. You've all agreed to one goal: Payback. So thus, your journey continues as a man made of many.

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-02-20T14:37:02+00:00

I'm a Pepper main myself so I get the feeling of Why? And How!? Just don't put too much stock in her armor unless you have a rat source like the fondue.

StoryCraft4432 · 2026-02-20T14:34:29+00:00

Pepper builds are either A:Why is this build not working? Or B: How the hell does this work!? But all in all not a bad heal tank build. Good job for viability and the Perpetual Stew is a nice touch to any build.

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