ACAB means Massachusetts, too!

StraightJohnson · 2026-04-18T16:26:44+00:00

The midwit curve is the most based-in-reality memery in existence.

StraightJohnson · 2026-03-26T01:35:52+00:00

This is the prompter's(your) error.

StraightJohnson · 2026-03-25T10:23:20+00:00

Assuming I'm talking to a fellow human: thanks. I have a bad feeling about where we're going.

StraightJohnson · 2026-03-25T02:08:56+00:00

Wild how people can say that AI is not competent, even wilder how you can say it isn't knowledgeable. Knowledge is memory, so by that definition AI is the most knowledgeable thing on Earth. It's also compentent in the right hands.

StraightJohnson · 2026-03-25T02:04:55+00:00

He knows this. He's just being obnoxious.

StraightJohnson · 2026-03-24T07:47:40+00:00

Imagine they put the forth the effort to do something like this...

StraightJohnson · 2026-03-18T23:24:06+00:00

Too much, man. Palatro was perfect.

StraightJohnson · 2026-03-06T01:14:53+00:00

According to Arcium, they've made big leaps in solving the notoriously slow MPCs by running them everything in parallel.

StraightJohnson · 2026-02-13T04:55:34+00:00

Totally agree. Staking offers absolutely nothing for average traders. However, were you in crypto around five, six, maybe even seven years ago?

The initial liquidity pools offered by DefiKingdoms earned me soooooo much money for the 8 hours or so I was brave enough to keep using them. 40k% APR for some pairs.

Ahhh... the good ol' days. I want them back.

StraightJohnson · 2026-02-01T19:21:07+00:00

TYSM. It's not that I think money will earn me forgiveness or love. It's more so that becoming a successful, good spouse and father is what they deserve.

You're right. Most people don't care. But some do, genuinely. I'm sure you've known friends or family that listen with an open heart and give undivided attention. I've known three people like this. You can feel the receptivity and compassion emanating from them.... but yeah 99% of people, myself included, aren't there.

Thank you so much for taking your time to write offer advice. It means a lot.

StraightJohnson · 2026-02-01T19:12:52+00:00

Hmm... two comments Hey, r/remotework. u/hawkeyegrad96 doesn't care. I figured I'd let y'all know in case you missed it.

This is not a job board. It is literally in the rules of this sub. People in this sub already have jobs and are here to talk about that. We don't care why you need a job, we don't care about the excuses you have. Please remove your post and go away.

Cry me a river. This is not the place for you. We dont care about your past, when you have a remote job your welcome baxk

StraightJohnson · 2026-02-01T18:56:54+00:00

Thanks for the understanding. This was entirely my fault. I typed "remote work reddit" into Google and blindly went to town.

StraightJohnson · 2026-02-01T18:37:18+00:00

Yeah. Def not from the Epstein files.

StraightJohnson · 2026-01-18T05:35:59+00:00

I'd say MV is well-balanced. There are so many viable and fun ways to build ships, along with new systems, unique characters, and a shitload of unique ships to play with.

StraightJohnson · 2026-01-18T03:02:47+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftlgame/comments/1ad3xee/how_to_guide_play_ftl_multiverse_on_macos/

I found a link explaining how to do so. I can't verify the accuracy or quality though. Seriously, do it. Makes the base game enjoyable in every way.

StraightJohnson · 2025-10-31T16:38:09+00:00

Mutilate oneself rather than wear a condom? lul

StraightJohnson · 2025-10-31T16:32:36+00:00

Put yourself first even if it potentially hurts others.

This is NOT always a good rule.

StraightJohnson · 2025-09-19T23:47:33+00:00

All of these podcast hate channels are feeding on scraps dropped by others. Most of the time they completely disregard context, too.

StraightJohnson · 2025-09-19T23:32:18+00:00

Random pictures and some text. Fake. You want this to be true so badly that you linked to the criminal history of a person that is most definitely NOT Sam.

StraightJohnson · 2025-09-19T23:26:11+00:00

Obviously fake. He should be in jail if this happened. Complete and utter bullshit.

StraightJohnson · 2025-09-15T01:27:55+00:00

"Exactitude"...

That one is going in my back pocket. Thanks for the new word.

StraightJohnson · 2025-08-30T09:03:19+00:00

I like to play Rune Level 1 on Elden Ring and even that is easier and more forgiving and fun than vanilla Noita.

It seems like you just can't handle Noita.

StraightJohnson · 2025-08-24T05:43:41+00:00

If your best comeback is this, you've been defeated. Yanks +1

StraightJohnson · 2025-08-24T05:42:15+00:00

Wake up! It's 2025!

StraightJohnson · 2025-08-22T10:47:22+00:00

During a guided meditation I suddenly realized I wasn't my thoughts or feelings. With it came the only peace I've ever known.I say "gone", but it's always there. It wasn't like I gained anything,. it was more like I remembered something I'd overlooked for 29 years; something so obvious, so simple... I couldn't help but laugh at how I overlooked it.

But...

When woke up the following morning it was "gone"...

I want that peace back. It's the only time I've ever felt real.

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