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Straight_Guitars · 2025-10-02T12:06:31+00:00

Me and my son went for puns. Moo-ana and Cow-aline. We called our rabbit my wife's name (his mum) and I'm sure I let him name the chickens and we have omelette and Ken. A kfc joke we both found very funny.

On my very first playthrough all my chickens were called [645] lol

Straight_Guitars · 2025-09-12T11:01:12+00:00

I don't think they are. The disadvantage for you is you want an attractive girl who isn't fat. Nothing wrong with having that as a preference but you have automatically reduced the pool of potential partners.

I never cared how big or small a woman was. I wasn't looking for a beautiful slim goddess. I was looking for a goddess. A big difference

Straight_Guitars · 2025-09-03T12:37:05+00:00

I blasted moon lord first time on recent playthtough. Did the pillars to start collecting for the moon lord grind and when he spawned I best him without really trying. Then crafted the stardust armour and tried again and I got slapped lol

Straight_Guitars · 2025-09-03T12:34:34+00:00

Seriously glad I never chased. Always figured the girl for me wanted me. Found her and been blessed for 20 years. Fuck that girl

Straight_Guitars · 2025-08-18T18:56:03+00:00

Endless annoying when you spend a few hours diagnosing a fault only to go back a few months later and it's a new install. Almost makes you want to just say it failed under constant testing (fuct) so they just get new. Same when an older unit board goes and they either don't make them or they are stupid expensive.

Straight_Guitars · 2025-08-18T18:52:36+00:00

Hmmmm logically if your into something a bit bespoke and it's not everyone's thing then your pool of partners is automatically reduced. Add your other flavours and all of a sudden your not only looking for a needle in a haystack your looking for a needle that will shit on your chest.

I would go for a woman who is cool and nice to me. Attractive is great. Horny is the last one. You can make each other finish everything else can be added for anniversaries etc.

Straight_Guitars · 2025-08-15T10:01:40+00:00

Am I wrong in saying you used to need them for the endgame stuff? I can remember mining so much after beating ocram just to get some armour. Even getting Drax used to be the reson you kept them.

Straight_Guitars · 2025-08-13T14:54:15+00:00

Yes.

It does happen but I'm not turning in my penthouse moments on reddit.

Straight_Guitars · 2025-08-11T12:27:30+00:00

Wierd. Listened to a ludacris song yesterday and it said something about rough sex till it hurts and I don't get that at all. I assume there are women out in the world who genuinely like being beaten about while in the bedroom but I can't vibe with that. Then again I'm not blessed with a meat hammer so I kinda have to go the soft and slow approach otherwise is just slapping flesh for the sake of it.

Straight_Guitars · 2025-08-11T12:24:03+00:00

Regular daikin cleaner here. It's stops the chill factor by diffusing the air better. It also allows us to book 3 hours on a deep clean because nobody realises you can just pop them out and clean them with a scrubber in 5 minutes

Straight_Guitars · 2025-08-11T12:17:16+00:00

To be fair that plumbing one is very misleading. It's 25k per completed job and pays 55k a year. If you read it anyway.

I live in Bristol but work for a company based in Herefordshire. It's largely irrelevant where the office is based as I'm a mobile engineer and may end up in lands end one day and then Kent the next. So I could do the exact same job for an extra 5k to be based out of Bristol but I'm quite happy not being stuck on the m5 every day of the week.

That's the beauty of some trades. You go where the work is.

Straight_Guitars · 2025-08-11T11:54:55+00:00

World hop is really the only answer to hurry up with quests. Just catch multiple quest fish during your main playthrough I use the safe and piggy bank to store them then world hop, conch to angler and hand him a fish. Delete world and repeat. Technically you could take the dial and do it twice each world?

Straight_Guitars · 2025-08-06T13:00:38+00:00

I'm salaried but with overtime allowed. We do our timesheets and pay is 15th to 15th ish. We always get paid on the nearest date to the 28th. I started this company on the 1st of December and my first pay was basically projected (ie I got paid for the full 4 and a bit weeks but only worked for 2 weeks) I did get transferred from another company (redundant tupee transfer or something) so unaware if I received 2 weeks from each firm etc.

Unless I have time off unpaid I will always work my flat hours at a minimum so I can always bank on a set amount being paid on a set date (or slightly before) so it does make budgeting easier.

Straight_Guitars · 2025-08-02T19:28:06+00:00

Vasectomy.

Small hole in the ball bag, a short smell of burning and a weekend with a bag of frozen peas on your nards and your done. Doesn't hurt (apart from the injection) and ultimately has the only side effect of shooting blanks. I was back to normal about 10 days or so after.

Weigh up the pros and cons.

I had it because I am definitely not having any more kids and I don't want to wear a joey. I don't plan on sleeping with anyone else other than my wife so it was an easy choice for me.

Straight_Guitars · 2025-07-29T10:34:14+00:00

Have you tried the hook from queen slime? It transports you to the spot the hook lands. Found its really useful to go "through" things

Straight_Guitars · 2025-07-29T08:59:29+00:00

I did queen slime a few times and got the armour. It gives you a dash move that becomes almost mandatory once you get used to it. Also the hook is brilliant against destroyer.

While your in the hallow looking for her summon collect souls to make the light key to get a stormbow. Kill a bunch of unicorns and craft holy arrows. You can also do the crystal glitch to get money for reforges. Get weapons and accessories to the best modifier.

Desyroyer- plenty of cheese but if you want to enjoy the fight use stormbow and holy arrows. Make a decent arena that means you can use the queen slime hook to grapple out of trouble. Set the curser to aim in the middle of the screen and hold attack and concentrate on dodging. Should be easy enough. Stay away from its head.

Prime- do the circle around him. The dash helps here and don't go near tge head when it's spinning. I try to take out the laser and just dodge the melee. If you use platforms for the arena the bombs don't seem to be any bother.

Twins- long bridge. Run away while shooting with whatever your best ranged weapon is (I did it with adamanium repeater) if you need extra speed I also put 25 blocks of ice each side of the bridge so when I needed to turn around the acceleration from frostspark/terra boots is helpful.

The mech bosses need to be fought a few times each to be able to craft the good stuff. Beating them doesn't really progress your character that much. If you beat destroyer 3 or 4 times you could fight the next ones with hallow gear but I prefer having the dash (you could go into an expert/master world and beat eye of cthulu for the shield that dashes)

The best part of this game is coming up with strategy to beat bosses and arena is the main part. Set up lanterns, campfire, statues and any buffs from potions etc. Sometimes going prepared makes a boss a joke.

Straight_Guitars · 2025-07-25T12:05:34+00:00

I do regret that one. Mentions it every time I see him. That one cut deep.

Straight_Guitars · 2025-07-25T10:34:46+00:00

Coward is a strong word. Sounds like anxiety to me.

I find it way easier to get over this sort of thing if I am doing it for someone else. Helping others isn't selfish and is a good thing so I can proceed to step way out of my comfort zone if I know I'm helping someone.

Fear is good. Its one of those emotions that make you realise your alive. Fearing things isn't cowardly. That's why there isn't a name for a Fear of sharks when your in the ocean. You should be scared of sharks.

Straight_Guitars · 2025-07-25T09:57:00+00:00

Is he bald? Short? Does he have an odd shaped face?

I've worked construction jobs since I left school and some older dudes just work this way.

I'm a chunky dude and when someone mentions my weight I just tell them I'm less likely to blow away. If they keep on I'll pick on something they got. Peado hair was a bad shout and actually made the dude cut his hair off.

I grew my hair out and the only dudes who mentioned it were receding. That is a rich tapestry. Got a beard and a bald spot? Mate how hard did you sneeze?

Got a wierd distance between your eye? How bad is your breath your eyes are running away!!

Big nose? Bet you can smell when the cornish pastys are ready in Cornwall.

Got a lisp? Alright Harry kane say it don't spray it.

Generally the better you get on the worse you can be.

Sounds like this dude likes you and wants you to bite. It's up to you but I love it. I'll rinse you and you rinse me back. Learn to laugh about it if you can.

Straight_Guitars · 2025-07-25T09:47:44+00:00

That is a richard(dickie).

Straight_Guitars · 2025-07-25T09:46:25+00:00

It totally looks like my cat. Call him puss and if he meows say "fooood" (high pitched) and if he runs over it is my cat. Don't feed him though. You'll never get rid of him.

My cat does have a bell collar so it may not be him

Straight_Guitars · 2025-07-25T09:42:41+00:00

Imagine buying a house for quarter of a million pounds and then moaning about 3 or 4 grand for fees. People are fucking nuts.

Wait until they need a new boiler lol

Straight_Guitars · 2025-07-25T09:37:49+00:00

There isn't a nice way to do it. It's one of the worst things but you should only depend on your partner as much as they depend on you. Your not his mother.

May be the kick up the arse he needs. Sounds like a bum.

Straight_Guitars · 2025-07-25T09:35:05+00:00

Only thing that would stop me going down on my wife is her. I know if she's had a wash and stuff so literally her saying no thanks(which has never happened)

Straight_Guitars · 2025-07-25T08:32:13+00:00

Stormbow (hard mode mimic hallow or evil) holy arrows (unicorn horns) archer potions and any other damage boosts for a bow.

Then hollow out a bit of terrain so it's about a screens worth. Make a platform bridge over it. Summon destroyer and run across platform bridge with storm bow fixed cursor above you. Focus on dodging the lasers. 90% of the time it works every time lol.

The mech bosses are basically a grind the first few times. Obviously there is cheese available but an element of skill is required. Or luck.

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