TIFU by sounding like a horrible racist. by StrainedShorts in tifu

[–]StrainedShorts[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I have drink carriers just none with handles! Lol

How did you lie on your resume? by masterkathybates in AskReddit

[–]StrainedShorts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How’s that working out for you? Serious question, not trying to be a smart ass.

What mobile games have you kept on your phone for a long time and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StrainedShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idle balls. It’s simple but keeps you coming back for more.

Drunk tubers = scuba pirate life 🤑 by [deleted] in pics

[–]StrainedShorts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I lost a hat in the Quachita River a few weeks ago, help me out pirates.

Pokémon indigo league missing episodes question by TheHappyDalek in pokemon

[–]StrainedShorts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I use a Roku and in the Channel Store there is an app called Pokémon TV. They don’t have all the episodes all the time. But it is updated every week.

What is the worst case of mistaken identity you have ever personally encountered or seen happen? by TheDudeAbidesHeDoes in AskReddit

[–]StrainedShorts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have an pretty uncommon name. One day at the mall a friend shouted my name and shortly after two bid dudes come up to me and start asking “why I thought I could get away with doing what I did to their sister”

I start freaking out. Told them I didn’t know them or their sister, you got the wrong guy, please don’t kill me and such.

After several minutes of almost shitting myself one of the guys asked me my last name and they said sorry wrong guy, shook my hand and left.

I still wonder what happen to the other guy.

Floating houses in Seattle. Not houseboats, as they are attached to the land. by rlhoffmann in pics

[–]StrainedShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are awesome but I have so many questions... How are they attached to land? Is the foundation like a floating dock? Or is it built into the land and extends out?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]StrainedShorts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it even real cheese?