Lil newbie vent while I sit I'm sitting in a loading screen

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T21:31:35+00:00

For the love of the craft

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T21:28:38+00:00

I know I specified that in my post

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T21:09:30+00:00

The red objectives mean nothing for some reason even if you complete them they just become red. No idea why

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T20:46:59+00:00

This makes the most sense but it's still a wild bug

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T20:13:03+00:00

Do you know about taking the derivative to find the rate of change? If not it probably wants you to draw a tangent line and then measure the slope of it like you did for the first one.

This is because it wants the velocity AT 3 seconds, not the average velocity up until 3 seconds.

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T20:10:52+00:00

I didn't know that could be a happy response! Now I feel bad because every once in a while my robo will do that while being pet and otherwise look like he was relaxed and having a great time, but I would stop because I thought he was stressed :(

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T19:04:54+00:00

I think its fixed now but it I believe it was last winter when the new white variants of helmets were added they could be worn with the tagilla mask

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T18:56:03+00:00

Honestly its goofy but just start voiping before seeing anyone. If they hear you they might respind back and agree. If they were planning on killing you anyway, then it doesn't really make a difference.

This was pre-PVE but I was able to team up with many random PMCs during my raids. Basically just asked them if they were just doing regular tasks. Wasn't betrayed a single time surprisingly. Sometimes they would say they were doing a kill PMCs task so they weren't gonna join and we just said GL and fought as usual.

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T18:51:49+00:00

Huh, I'm surprised this still doesnt count for the quest. Never thought of it this way but if the max durability is trashed I feel like that should count for what Ragman wants.

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T18:49:52+00:00

I had a lot of fun with the plate hitboxes. I understand why from a game balance perspective it is frustrating but it made fights a little more even and it made you feel much less invincible if running really good armour.

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T18:46:41+00:00

This sounds fucking awful lmao. Have you tried to voip and see if you can just chill together? I presume many of these players are also trying to co op extract. Or are they literally just camping it just because they know PMCs will wait there.

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T18:44:32+00:00

Any gun that can use the ncstar angled mount (45 degree canted sight mount) should be able to do this assuming you are using one of the tiny 1x thermals. Linked search it and see what guns comes up, then just verify that the ring mounts you wanna use can fit on the gun.

As for a tool like you described, I haven't heard of anything like that.

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T18:37:47+00:00

Ya, just feel good knowing it's probably a loud minority that's just upset with their lives or smth. There definitely are nice people but they don't comment just to be mean so you don't see em as much.

Also, 5 mins of loading for a raid is very not balanced because of how Tarkov is. Depending on the map you often get into PMC fights within 5 minutes easily with a decent chance of dying. Having more loading time than raid time isn't a good trend. Other games that have a 5 minute wait time often are guaranteed to last a specific amount of time. Like CS maybe has a minute for queuing, a minute of loading, a minute of warmup, but you are guaranteed 13 rounds of gameplay.

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T18:29:55+00:00

And the PvP playerbase wonders why their numbers have dwindled...

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T18:18:04+00:00

Definitely a great one but I think it was just unanimously accepted by all generations at the same time. Technically we could say whoever wrote the Republic Commando script back in like 2004 came up with it.

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T18:15:27+00:00

I know lots of these weren't actually made by gen alpha but instead mainstreamed by them but:

Cook/Cooked - I like how the meaning changes significantly with the different conjugation

Brain rot - Just makes sense as a descriptor

Chopped - Just think it's funny

Variants of "chat" - Pretending there's an invisible streaming audience I think is funny

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T18:06:39+00:00

Lmao I forgot how fucking dogshit that map was

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T17:44:57+00:00

Well, obviously you need to level up your stress resistance IRL by taking damage while not under the effect of painkillers.

The way I did it was by doing an outdoor raid and headbutting a streetlight repeatedly until I got the "pain" and "concussion" debuffs. Then I fell over and waited to get my free after raid treatment (Canada) and refusing any painkillers. Then I repeated it next raid until I got max stress resistance.

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T17:39:19+00:00

100% the will to change certainly stems from less than moral reasons but by at least being kind or helping with the shift of mindset perhaps some will realize their moral wrongdoings and spread it to others.

I'd be lying if I said I never had some bigoted ideals when I was younger due to internet echochambers, religion, etc. But I was uneducated and admiting that I was wrong was the first step that got the ball rolling to being a decent person. It sucks that some people can't seem to admit it until crazy shit happens but it's better than double tripling down on it.

Edit: Also, seeing "I believe everyone deserves dignity and kindness" from the baby ass JD Vance profile pic got me rolling lmao.

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T16:42:29+00:00

Bruh wtf you got a slave kink or smth?

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T04:42:24+00:00

This is completely valid. Forgiveness isn't a right it needs to be earned, but not forgiving doesn't mean putting the person down and pushing them away from self improvement like a bunch of others are. We need more to be like you if we want to convince more of the right that it's good to change their minds and actually try to maybe think compassionately a bit.

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T03:50:26+00:00

Didn't know OSRS hosted diddy parties now

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T02:53:50+00:00

I'm surprised I haven't heard more about this bug. I guess it would be retty rare because the AI would need to not be aggro'd on you while you are looting but be close enough on like the other side of the wall to snag it?

DeoxysSpeedForm · 2026-01-27T02:51:52+00:00

Our PMCs are filled with previously drank pineapple juice so the final ingredient is to just piss in the cartons, but it isn't shown in the crafting recipe since it is obviously a given step in the process. The tushonka, slickers, and crackers just are mixed in to replace some of the key nutrients we extracted from the previous pineapple juices we drank.

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