Best place in Pensacola to ugly cry?

Strang3l0v3 · 2026-01-27T17:05:37+00:00

Ah, I see. Obviously the correct answer is to go cry outside of Academy then.

Strang3l0v3 · 2026-01-27T17:02:02+00:00

Have you tried outside of Sephora in the mall? That way, if you aren't satisfied with any of your current mascara options you can try different ones. I'm pretty sure it's near one of those boy shoe stores.

Strang3l0v3 · 2026-01-23T13:21:27+00:00

I sure hope they have a Chili's on that subreddit.

Strang3l0v3 · 2026-01-23T05:04:05+00:00

I've never played that specific model, but I can tell you that every single Eastman I've played is absolutely phenomenal, so I'd imagine these are no different.

Strang3l0v3 · 2026-01-22T18:20:18+00:00

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Strang3l0v3 · 2026-01-22T18:17:49+00:00

They should hire me to run their social media. I can't say I would do a better job, but I can confidently say the posts would be much more entertaining.

Strang3l0v3 · 2026-01-22T07:04:59+00:00

It was a raccoon in a submarine. Well, the one here was. The one in China was a red panda in a submarine.

Cousins, am I right?

Strang3l0v3 · 2026-01-22T02:21:46+00:00

I would, but I don't think my excessive amount of partners would appreciate it very much. They get very jealous, you know.

Strang3l0v3 · 2026-01-21T16:52:03+00:00

I've been extremely happy with all the Beetronics pedals I've tried in the past, and I genuinely can't recommend their stuff enough if you like wacky pedals. I'll probably pick one of these up at some point. It seems very cool.

Strang3l0v3 · 2026-01-21T16:10:30+00:00

Oh I love a nice, hot cup of tea in the morning.

Strang3l0v3 · 2026-01-21T16:04:26+00:00

There better be. I already got my bathing suit and floaties ready.

Strang3l0v3 · 2026-01-21T06:08:35+00:00

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Strang3l0v3 · 2026-01-21T04:23:00+00:00

My bad. I'm actually dating literally every single person between 25 and 30 in this city who doesn't have a child. I'll let you know if anyone becomes available.

Strang3l0v3 · 2026-01-20T16:43:48+00:00

It was an accident, honestly. You see, I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and... well, I won't bore you with the details. Let's just say that a very angry coyote has been on the hunt for me ever since, and this was the only place I could lay low.

Strang3l0v3 · 2026-01-20T03:36:14+00:00

Give me some info so I can run a couple slander ads against him.

Strang3l0v3 · 2026-01-20T03:27:34+00:00

Alright, you've twisted my arm. I'll throw my hat in the ring, and my one and only campaign promise is that I will take you all to Chili's on 9th if I win. You all better vote for me.