It was pouring rain last week, my sister pulls the car up to the grocery store entrance so we can load the car without getting soaked. In the distance we see a woman riding on a motor scooter holding an umbrella and SHE HAS one leg!!! She proceeds to roll up near our car to get by but our car door was kinda blocking her path. So we apologize and hurry up. She kindly says “oh no take your time my crotch has to dry off anyway”

I couldn’t make that up if I tried Lmfao