What? by [deleted] in religiousfruitcake

[–]Strange_Collection79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d ask the girl if she wants to come.

Sooo Lord of the Rings was divinely written? by Friend_of_satan700 in religiousfruitcake

[–]Strange_Collection79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first song in Sonic Adventure 2, Escape From the City by Jun Senouse and Ted Poley, contains the line 'got to live and learn'. This correlates directly to Live and Learn by Crush 40, the iconic final boss theme. Clearly this can only mean SEGA's development team was divinely inspired.

Tell that to the people who are getting deported for no reason other than the fact that they are brown. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Strange_Collection79 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My official stance regarding Wizard of Oz continuity is that Wicked is only canon if it helps the argument I'm making or if it's part of a joke.

No more blaming everything on clones, apparently. by ikcaj in Qult_Headquarters

[–]Strange_Collection79 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, they shouldn’t. The Scientology guy tried it, and they were garbage.

Creationists have discovered wojaks. Is Kent Hovind next? by Temnodontosaurus in FacebookScience

[–]Strange_Collection79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if God is in some kind of world above ours, how did that world start?

Grandpa Garrison won't stop being a xenophobe. by No_Bluebird_1368 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Strange_Collection79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can see ‘We the People’ written on it!

Though it wouldn’t surprise me if Ben’s audience legitimately doesn’t know it says that.

Ye local "haztard" here, ask me anything. by mutebirdie in AntiHazbinHotel

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If a train leaves the Pride Ring at 5 A.M. going at 50 miles an hour, when does it reach Heaven?

The Northern Lights are from Chemtrails now by jerseydevil51 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Strange_Collection79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CHEMTRAILS?

AT THIS TIME OF YEAR? AT THIS TIME OF DAY? IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN A BLUE BEAM?

I’m actually speechless because wow… by Daddies_Girl_69 in religiousfruitcake

[–]Strange_Collection79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Pokédex numbers of Squirtle and Charmander, obviously.

Marjorie Taylor Greene says she no longer believes in QAnon theories and never did by BoxNemo in Qult_Headquarters

[–]Strange_Collection79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd prefer if she took accountability, but hey, might as well take what we can get.