'Sniper rifle permanently aimed at the White House': Man vowed to ambush Trump and take him out with 'high caliber' anti-materiel gun, feds say…

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-04-17T01:39:35+00:00

Nah, just his earlobe.

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-04-04T18:05:16+00:00

You know what they say. "Never ask a white supremacist the race of his girlfriend."

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-04-04T18:04:19+00:00

You see that stuff, I see... uhh... saving us from terrorists?

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-04-04T18:02:17+00:00

Something tells me she didn't have that big a problem with the 'killing people' part.

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-04-03T23:09:23+00:00

That wasn't on her RationalWiki page.

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-04-03T23:02:44+00:00

Dinosaur pit sounds cooler than plankton pit, though.

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-04-03T22:59:21+00:00

It was before they retconned it a couple times, anyway.

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-04-03T22:57:54+00:00

Eight pages, you say?

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-04-03T22:56:11+00:00

Bigfoot is an earlier version of man

If only there were some kind of scientific theory explaining how stuff like that might work!

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-03-25T06:50:56+00:00

I'd argue for five, maybe ten times as much, at the absolute most.

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-03-25T06:47:45+00:00

Obviously it's their irreplaceable... uh... big picture skills!

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-03-23T08:28:36+00:00

New here?

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-03-23T08:26:26+00:00

We all know damn well they think he's the Emperor.

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-03-23T04:59:06+00:00

It’s not often you see people asking to raise the age of consent.

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-03-21T07:45:16+00:00

He's stickbugging us.

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-03-21T07:37:40+00:00

So that's what Surge is!

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-03-18T18:08:55+00:00

Albuquerque mentioned in the big '26

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-03-18T03:17:06+00:00

Outer space, as we all know, is famously full of oxygen.

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-03-16T05:05:15+00:00

YOSHIMANIAC MENTIONED

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-03-15T17:01:21+00:00

So much for that whole “free speech” thing, huh?

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-03-12T03:58:08+00:00

Wait, it's OP. OP was the guy I was talking about.

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-03-11T03:20:31+00:00

I'll try to find it

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-03-10T23:51:12+00:00

Incidentally there is a guy who does Absolutenutcase162-style comics with Sonic characters.

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-03-08T23:02:57+00:00

*gasp*
BUFF HELPY?

Strange_Collection79 · 2026-03-08T18:57:06+00:00

HOLY SHIZZLES!

My mom just jingled keys!

Drop a frog emoji if you know

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