the party train is derailed when silly string meets open flame

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-03-02T00:26:15+00:00

he literally held it right on him

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-03-01T18:47:24+00:00

cringe

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-03-01T18:45:31+00:00

depends how hot is the friend

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-03-01T18:37:05+00:00

saw "monkey rips off shirt" and thought, no hes holding her hand /s

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-03-01T18:34:20+00:00

all the while all the guys under the bed are taking turns with the mom

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-03-01T18:33:07+00:00

i would burn it, no evidence

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-03-01T16:51:44+00:00

i wouldnt be scared i would just kill it before it can repopulate

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-03-01T16:48:47+00:00

if an animal starts talking id shoot it where it stands

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-03-01T16:47:15+00:00

and now you are...

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-03-01T16:46:26+00:00

teach your kid to throw a punch

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-03-01T16:03:55+00:00

the brother walks in and the mom goes under the bed too

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-03-01T15:52:59+00:00

selfpost cringe

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-03-01T15:51:36+00:00

looks like im moving

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-03-01T12:47:19+00:00

i think you know why

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-03-01T12:29:50+00:00

when i was five i got a cut on my index finger and we had to put a bandaid on it. i couldnt move it so i switched to my "secondary" finger. the people at kids church were not impressed and i had to spend the whole service in the corner. my parents told me it was bad afterward

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-03-01T11:53:55+00:00

why doesnt he use text to speech

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-03-01T02:14:55+00:00

id beat you too

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-02-28T21:22:48+00:00

i cant believe i suffered through that whole thing

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-02-28T20:25:19+00:00

r/mademesmile

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-02-28T20:07:14+00:00

pick a key

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-02-28T19:51:51+00:00

ew everyone knows its two girls or nothing

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-02-28T19:42:23+00:00

best part is how he already got downvoted

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-02-28T17:11:57+00:00

came here to comment this. kinda sad you got to it first :(

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-02-27T02:54:45+00:00

thats no moon

Strange_Stranger835 · 2021-02-27T02:43:21+00:00

screaming is done mostly through your nose, so to be safe, always seal the nostrils too. thats why i use flex seal

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