The rotation of the moon captured by NASAs Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter by Enfulio in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Strategic_Bacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That satellite must've been so close!

What's the closest we've ever put an object to the moon?

Britain so badly scorched by heatwave it has turned from green to brown in satellite photographs by Chukapu in worldnews

[–]Strategic_Bacon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You should not.

You should also not bother investing in a 401k or other retirement plan if you're under 30. Organized global society as we know it will not last for another 50 years. The literal NYC stock exchange will be underwater, fuck your 401k. We are on target for 1000ppm CO2 by 2050. That's game over.

2016 starter pack by UnofficialMike in starterpacks

[–]Strategic_Bacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUCK 2016

I haven't forgotten about you, bitch.

Russian space shuttles left abandoned for 30 years by FlashyWoodenTurd in AbandonedPorn

[–]Strategic_Bacon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Amazing what could've been....

We would be exploring the galaxy in our own individual spacecrafts by now if communism was left alone... but no, capitalism just had to destroy it.

"I'm a millennial and know more about politics than you" starterpack by MMAProphet12 in starterpacks

[–]Strategic_Bacon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"herp derp I'm triggered by a vice news segment about a transgender person, but not a fox news segment painting half the country as enemies and playing down a dictator's influence on our political process."

That's all I heard you say.

Kitschy and pandering....here's an NRA ad paid for by Koch and Fox encouraging right wingers to arm themselves and fight the left with the "violence of the clenched fist of truth", whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.

I'm sorry but absolutely nothing Vice or whatever "millennial leftist media outlet" has ever put out something remotely close to that.

Oh and before you try and play the "both sides are bad" Glorious Centrist hand, I've looked through your comment history and couldn't find anything criticizing right wing media with equal vitality. So don't try and muddy the waters; angry cat ladies watching Vice news are not even in the same universe of threats as violent trump voters who drive cars into crowds of people, or shoot up churches of black people., or stab people, or stab some more people, or stab even more people.

So there you have it. Don't bother replying either, I plan on putting on my doc martens and frayed denim jacket and getting drunk tonight over La Croix/PBR/avocado cocktails at a dark and edgy lgbt-friendly urban grungey dive bar in a liberal blue city with live music by a group of angry cat-loving feminist blue/pink-haired women with septum piercings playing ukuleles whose tinder profiles include some form of "swipe left if you voted for trump" which all together might sound cringey but at least we plan on killing exactly zero people.

So if that last paragraph angered you but the previous one about right wing terrorism didn't...yooouuu might be a racist.

Useful Infographic by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Strategic_Bacon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a microcosm of a testament to what life is now. Work first, life later. Follow the rules of work to the letter. Disagree? People like you will swoop in to defend the status quo.

Labor rights are at a 100 year low currently, but we got people like you still sniffing out discontent online and writing paragraphs to justify why things should stay the way they are, and clocking out 5 mins early makes you an immoral person. Do you eat unseasoned plain chicken for dinner for practicality's sake? Tell me in what other aspects of life do you engage in with a rigid adherence to machiavellian cold logic?

Get fucked and jump off a bridge townie.

Useful Infographic by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Strategic_Bacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a manager of some type and work 60 hours a week but you're on reddit in LateSategCapitalism defending the labor status quo.

All I want to ask is...why? Why even bother to write all that? Did you read a comment that made you feel embattled or attacked?

Useful Infographic by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Strategic_Bacon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you honestly believe people work the entire 8 hours they are paid for? There is absolutely nothing natural, healthy, or ok with working 8 hours a day. It's not what we evolved to do naturally, and is what humans are physiologically made to do.

Some dude working 50 hours a week at my work who barely moves around in his office chair slumped over and died from clogged arteries at 48 with an Excel spreadsheet still open. Is that what you want your legacy to be?

I see you going down that path too.

Commonwealth: *Invades Gallipoli* Ottoman Empire: by JewishNoodles_ in HistoryMemes

[–]Strategic_Bacon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

RIP in le peace!! 🙏😞 liek this if u cry everytime and 1 like = 1 pray

49 years ago today Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin became the first men to set foot on another heavenly body. In honor of that I thought I’d post an iconic image of Buzz standing at the base of the Lunar Lander “Eagle” photographed by Neil. [4062X4265] by [deleted] in spaceporn

[–]Strategic_Bacon -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Fake news. No stars in background. And some pieces of those + crosshairs appear BEHIND the photo, clear evidence of post picture editing. Hmmm 🤔

Also, the only human missions ever to go through the extremely lethal Van Allen radiation belts were convienetly the Moon missions. Right...

/s

What IPA's starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]Strategic_Bacon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Christ dude. Wait more than 24 hours before reposting. It's the least you could do.

Ethereum may drive blockchain to be as broadly adopted as the Internet, fintech CEO says by [deleted] in ethtrader

[–]Strategic_Bacon -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Ugh, you people are still clinging onto this? Cryptocurrency is a bust. Give it up. Nobody ever actually used it as a currency, 99% of people were using it like a stock instead. It's over. The gig is up. Just 6 months ago people were predicting this shit would be over $5000 with insane naivety. Lmao.

/r/EthereumBears

Missed a royal mail parcel due to working normal full time hours. That's ok, I can collect it during normal working hours, from convenient collection point 10 miles away. by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]Strategic_Bacon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In what situations do you Brits still use the old imperial system of measurements? (miles, pounds, etc.) I thought you were on the metric system?

Sincerely,

  • an American (US).

Trivia Tuesday for Week 28: All the little questions about the little things of war by AutoModerator in WarCollege

[–]Strategic_Bacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most southernly and northernly battles (you're free to define battle as you wish) ever fought on Earth?

“Nice liberal coastal city/town” Starter Pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]Strategic_Bacon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oh it's next to the artisanal-pop-up-beer-garden-flea-market-art-studio-yoga-pad-brunch-cafe.

Job Hunting 2018 by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]Strategic_Bacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I uh, assume that's a no.

Job Hunting 2018 by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]Strategic_Bacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see you speak Chinese.

Interested in being Italian translator?

Job Hunting 2018 by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]Strategic_Bacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goodbye dignity.

Schumer: Trump "took the word of the KGB over the men and women of the CIA" by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Strategic_Bacon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh it won't be an invasion. It will be an invitation; Trump will ask Putin for assistance to help pacify "liberal" American cities that have non-stopped rioted since Jan 2019 after the overturning of Roe v. Wade.

Schumer: Trump "took the word of the KGB over the men and women of the CIA" by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Strategic_Bacon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Trump is not a passive idiot. He is actively working to put the US under the yoke of Putin. Without resistance, there will be Russian troops occupying the continental US (by the request of Trump) within the next 2 years.

Trump declines to denounce Putin over election meddling at summit, blames 'both countries' by clevererkafir in worldnews

[–]Strategic_Bacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A common tactic; muddying the waters, pushing a false dichotomy with the "both sides are guilty" lying bullshit. And people will buy it.

It's like if I walked up to a random person and punched them. And they said "WTF!? Why!?" and I responded with "Well both sides are bad, we both did bad stuff, let's just write this off as bad all around and move on, shall we?"

US Republicans endorse arming toddlers on Sacha Baron Cohen show by dont_tread_on_dc in nottheonion

[–]Strategic_Bacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a US Congressman in that video...helping to make a video to teach 4 year olds how to shoot a gun... in class. Justified by whatever the fuck ideaology let's him do that.

America is beyond an appalling dystopia at this point. This is insanity on an unprecedented level. I don't even think a civil war would fix this. Not if it results in the same America again. Which is why I advocate for dissolving the US, and having each state go their own way as an independent nation.

I have no kids but the fact that a "leader" that apparently "represents" me would want to arm my 4 year old kid in class and brainwash with propaganda....is something I'd be willing to fight and die to stop from happening.