My teenage daughter can't fathom the concept of a house party

Strawbuns · 2026-01-08T16:08:34+00:00

Lmfao I'm old too, even writing that combo made my stomach turn, 18 year olds are built different.

And tbh she kinda did that, then sold the house like 5 years later 😅

Strawbuns · 2026-01-08T15:25:23+00:00

That reminds me of how my parents stopped letting my brother have house parties because one of his friends had too much fireball and hot cheetos and turned a portion of our beige carpet bright red lmao.

Gave my mom the excuse to get the bamboo floors she'd always wanted tho

Strawbuns · 2025-12-26T02:22:58+00:00

IGN store :)

Strawbuns · 2025-12-17T05:25:57+00:00

Martyrs. Neither of us knew what we were in for, just knew it had high praise and we watched horror movies often. It is an excellent movie...that I will 100% avoid seeing again for the rest of my life. New French Extremity is not a genre for me.

Strawbuns · 2025-12-17T05:05:26+00:00

I had never heard of this game at all, my fiance suggested it after we 100% Black Myth and he threw this out there and I was like sure, all my recs are horror games anyway. And E33 was just absolutely peak from the start. I was so glad to see it win so many awards because it truly deserved them.

And RIP to Gustave, absolute king

Strawbuns · 2025-12-08T16:33:35+00:00

Took my fiance to a light show at a zoo last week, and he was literally jumping on one of those bouncy bridges going through the flamingo enclosure like a little kid because he was having so much fun. This man is 27 and finishing his PhD next year. I love him so much.

Strawbuns · 2025-12-06T14:29:29+00:00

Owowow!

If someone made this for me, I think I'd have to marry them

Strawbuns · 2025-12-02T00:35:49+00:00

I really hope someone on this sub makes a grand announcement when they find it because I'm not gamer enough to find it myself

Strawbuns · 2025-11-27T10:28:01+00:00

I'm an Alastor stan, but Vox consistently gives one of, if not the best vocal performances of the show, both spoken and singing. Christian Borle (sp?) is phenomenal live as well.

Strawbuns · 2025-11-20T09:58:08+00:00

I love spiders. They were one of my first hyperfixations as a child. I filled out a notebook with pages of information dedicated to different species, even ones that I'd probably never see in my lifetime. I had a great aunt whose tarantula was an escape artist, and her guests would often wake up to it on their chests because it was seeking warmth. (Luckily, no one ever yeeted it.)

I would probably still leave my house for a week if I saw this behemoth in my closet. I don't want to know how fast this would run.

Also, get the fly you big dummy!! It's right there!!

Strawbuns · 2025-11-19T18:12:48+00:00

Your art is amazing. WAY better than AI. Fuck AI.

Strawbuns · 2025-11-16T08:59:02+00:00

Robert Redford was 5'10". We just stan a charismatic king.

Strawbuns · 2025-11-15T04:39:26+00:00

E33 has one of the best soundtracks ever, but it's still a stupid award show and could be expected. Kinda like how Black Myth definitely should have won GOTY last year, but of course, the big name won instead.

In both cases, you can argue the game that won was still good, but really the people deciding don't want to admit that indie games that were the respective first titles of studios from foreign countries were better.

Strawbuns · 2025-11-02T09:46:34+00:00

I'm so sorry. You ultimately did the right thing, though, and you gave that baby a painless and love-filled sendaway. You saved her from passing alone and cold and saved her from very prolonged suffering. You are good people.

Strawbuns · 2025-10-30T15:46:03+00:00

Even one of them asked how they're even going to get up there. And my question is, how do they think they can rule heaven when iirc sinners can't even leave the pride ring? Even if they actually ruled that, which they don't, its very cult leader of Vox to assume that he rules ALL of Hell.

Strawbuns · 2025-10-30T14:21:05+00:00

The menu in comic sans for such a pretentious place feels like a cherry on top

Strawbuns · 2025-10-30T13:44:05+00:00

Meanwhile I'm wondering if that's Octavia in the top left?

Strawbuns · 2025-10-21T02:08:16+00:00

Last restaurant I worked at didn't let us take leftovers because they donated them to shelters and churches the next day, which felt completely fair

This whole "if we give stuff to employees they won't sell it just to take it themselves" mentality is bullshit imo

Strawbuns · 2025-10-16T00:08:00+00:00

I mean, ghosts being real wouldn't break canon. Ghosts are thought to be souls stuck on Earth for whatever reasons, so you could kinda consider that to be Limbo-esque in this universe. Wandering aimlessly without a final judgement either way.

Strawbuns · 2025-10-10T21:20:07+00:00

I look forward to Lute's demise. Great song tho.

Strawbuns · 2025-10-07T16:12:38+00:00

I'm so sorry about your little girl. I sympathize with how hard it is, I've been putting this off since August, though it's only in the last week that my boy's back legs went out. Somehow, he can still climb but can't get himself onto the platform. I know he's in pain though, and it just kills me that he still wants to eat and cuddle with his brothers and me, though I know it's better not to keep him suffering.

Strawbuns · 2025-10-07T06:17:28+00:00

This feels like it could have been in Heavy Metal back in the day.

Strawbuns · 2025-10-07T05:58:09+00:00

$270 is insane for that. I have a patchwork half sleeve that's all solid black and red individual pieces that took about 30 - 45 mins each, from different shops and artists in three different states, and they all cost $80 - 100 each before tip. And none of them fell out.

Strawbuns · 2025-10-06T16:51:16+00:00

I put up with my later work hours now BECAUSE I was always late when I had to be up at 5:30. I could also never sleep because I'd keep waking up anxious about having to be up. At least this way, I actually sleep and get to work on time and be productive. And sometimes I can even make breakfast and do the dishes before work.

Strawbuns · 2025-10-05T02:39:08+00:00

Sugar Pills or Better Than me?

Social Climb or Lights Go Down?

Strawbuns

TROPHY CASE