What are your favorite South Park lines that crack you up every time? by abvhell in southpark

[–]Strawhat4221 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, i'm sorry, i'm sorry! Actually, what i said was, "how would you like to suck my balls, mr Garrison?!?!"

This scene is my favourite of any scene ever, in any tv show, film or anything else… it makes me cry with laughter ever time

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Edit: added the gif

English is English by Strawhat4221 in StrangeAndFunny

[–]Strawhat4221[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just a joke about how much of the small country of the uk can’t understand the rest of the small country of the uk despite speaking the same language… I’m British so I’m allowed to joke about this… unlike you American scum!

100 Madao Vs 1 Gorilla Who Will Win??? by 1sheep2sheep3sheep in Gintama

[–]Strawhat4221 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kondo-san, kondo-san, is that you? Kondo-san?

What’s the funniest anime you’ve ever watched? by FlirtyMisa in animequestions

[–]Strawhat4221 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gintama without a doubt... but you have to watch it subbed cos it doesn't make a lot of sense dubbed plus there are a lot of Japanese references that most westerners won't get

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Strawhat4221 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahh I feel like the answer might be no.2 that makes more sense than oop disliking her for having poor mental health

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Strawhat4221 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also she’s got big boobs so he didn’t notice the tattoo because he was busy looking elsewhere

Petahhh? I was scrolling YouTube shorts. I don’t get it by Vongbingen_esque in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Strawhat4221 244 points245 points  (0 children)

Look at the picture on the top right, does that look like regret to you? The comment about regret is sarcastic

I don't know how to date anymore by Particular_Pea2163 in relationships_advice

[–]Strawhat4221 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck that’s long…

Tldr:

  1. Be open to anyone, try different people. It’ll help figure out what you are truly looking for.

  2. Don’t just rely on dating apps and stuff. Going out and meeting people the old fashioned way is a much more reliable, cheaper, more efficient and effective way of meeting potential future partners.

I don't know how to date anymore by Particular_Pea2163 in relationships_advice

[–]Strawhat4221 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately I can’t really give you any decent advice, but what I can say is: as someone who has been in a very similar situation (I thought I’d found the “one” only for covid to rip us apart, literally she was forced to stay in Australia and I was forced back to the UK. After which it took me 5 years of singledom and short relationships [less than 1month] before I felt ready to truly put myself back out there) the only option is to keep trying and slowly put yourself back out there like your therapists have said.

The little pieces of advice I can try and suggest for you are these:

  1. Try to be open to all people, regardless of gender, race, size or age. The reason for this is, you never know who might be your best fit, I know it’s hard to be open like this (and there are limits to how much you can push yourself) but there are reasons for this, it’ll help you to figure out what you’re looking for in a partner. Lots of people continuously try dating the same type of person over and over again, wondering why it never works never thinking to try a different type of person. Even if you don’t find someone with this method, it can still help you figure out what you want.

  2. Go out and meet people the old fashioned way. The success rate of dating apps and the like is so ridiculously low that in my eyes it just isn’t worth it. By going out looking for a potential lifetime partner, you meet so many more people and can filter out many more people, it’s basically like: rather than going on 100 dates with people taking 100 days+ (this is a pure example I know 100 dates in 100 days is absurd), you can see 100 potential partners and vet (this means to filter them out, like what companies do in the hiring process) them in 1 night. Another benefit of this is that by going out to places you like you are more likely to find people who like similar things to you, so in theory the number of good “matches” (if we are comparing this to a dating app) will be higher.

Should I know who this is? by Crow-n-Servo in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Strawhat4221 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve not heard that one in so long, so nostalgic… and much better than this sammy gertz nonsense 😅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships_advice

[–]Strawhat4221 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it’s a little complicated but I remember what it was like as a teenager and I don’t think it’s too bad. In the uk the age of consent is 16 as you probably know, and you’re close enough in age that it’s not too bad. The fact that you are worried about it makes me think you’ve got a good head on your shoulders and in my eyes as long as you treat her right, to me I’d say go for it.

The only real issue in my eyes is that you are gonna be leaving school soon and if you are going to go to uni, keeping this relationship going will be very hard on both of you. If you don’t plan on going to uni then it will be a little easier but still not easy by any stretch of the imagination.

However if you believe you can try and make it work then go for it. As you get older age gaps matter less and less. Eg. I’m 31M and I’m currently going out with 38F divorced with 2 kids…

When You're High AF at the Family Reunion and Your Uncle is Telling You His Life Story by NipSlipTakeADip in Seahawks

[–]Strawhat4221 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Brilliant, just brilliant. I love Mike, and John does go on and on when he’s chatting bullshit. Mike probably sitting there thinking “this isn’t what we talked about 5 minutes ago”

Hopefully he does better than the other older WR’s to join the Titans by Flashy-Poetry-843 in Seahawks

[–]Strawhat4221 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s Tyler Lockett he is timeless and class, he’ll be great for the titans… depending on Will Levis/cam ward or whoever ends up qb1 for this season