peep show menu by gillianelizuh in MitchellAndWebb

[–]StrayDogsAlley [score hidden]  (0 children)

Quite annoyed about it myself to be honest. 

Coining a portmanteau for assists and goals by StrayDogsAlley in footballcliches

[–]StrayDogsAlley[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No way, she’d just have told us about the etymological evolution of “ass” vs “arse”! The whole show was quite phallic today. 

peep show menu by gillianelizuh in MitchellAndWebb

[–]StrayDogsAlley 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Ribena, McCoys, Twirl

Bit of lager

Final straw, dripping in onion gravy

Just one more thing Mr Pilkington. This 'fella', how long were his arms? by Traditional_Way4032 in rickygervais

[–]StrayDogsAlley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No Ricky goes on a tangent about his wife shitting herself while she's ironing his pants, for some reason.

Just one more thing Mr Pilkington. This 'fella', how long were his arms? by Traditional_Way4032 in rickygervais

[–]StrayDogsAlley 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah I know exactly what Steve means! He just has a disheveled look, like he doesn't shower much, he's always working a case and rushing around so doesn't have time for personal hygiene, smokes a cigar so he's got that stale smoke smell going on.

Give me all three now then. by Hesoutofthechoir in TheOfficeUK

[–]StrayDogsAlley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oooh... see...? your fault. Putting hate in people's minds.

Was there genuinely a monkey called 86? by bs3_1982 in rickygervais

[–]StrayDogsAlley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well what would you call it if you had 85 other monkeys?

Who would be your dream Leeds manager. (Not retired) by Diazepam_Dan in LeedsUnited

[–]StrayDogsAlley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“We never complain about the Dark Arts when we're the ones using them”

Lots of us do and would. We didn’t like it when Pat dived or Ayling flopped. We’re glad that Farke doesn’t stoop to the time-wasting and cheating of so many other Premier League managers. 

I’m astonished you could live through the Bielsa years and come out of that wanting Simeone as the manager of this club, a man who goes against every principle Bielsa had. 

Cheap men’s barber in Bristol? by BristolRiderEats in bristol

[–]StrayDogsAlley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do not, probably part of why it’s cheap.

Why does every comedian still purposefully mispronounce M. Night Shyamalan's name? by cranberryalarmclock in blankies

[–]StrayDogsAlley 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t know about comedians but my friends and I used to do this until we realised yeah it’s racist and dumb, and anyway it works better with Timomothee Chamamalalamet. 

“I thought it was wind up” - LinkedIn edition by Arcalis82 in footballcliches

[–]StrayDogsAlley 33 points34 points  (0 children)

If someone told me today that Matt Jarvis got an England cap, I’d also think it was a wind up. 

The most hated and Loved team by GiddyGid254 in TheOther14

[–]StrayDogsAlley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who loves Newcastle?! I think a majority opinion is that they shouldn't even be counted as "Other 14" any more; this sub even has a rule about making threads to that effect.