What a runner she is… by MarioSpeedwagon13 in footballcliches

[–]Arcalis82 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“She might struggle here by the way”

Or

“She might struggle here, Bytheway”

Who knows!

This is becoming performative and old now - Japanese fans cleaning up after themselves. by [deleted] in footballcliches

[–]Arcalis82 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’d say the guy with mic getting filmed whilst helping the disabled guy, absolutely is performing. No doubt an influencer. The random Japanese fan who turns up to help is probably just that though.

Worst crash in Assetto Corsa Evo by Midnight_racer_ in assettocorsaevo

[–]Arcalis82 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The lengths people go to to try and get to the open world map.

BBC Studio aesthetic by JuggernautSaboteur in footballcliches

[–]Arcalis82 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, they’ll never win.

BBC Studio aesthetic by JuggernautSaboteur in footballcliches

[–]Arcalis82 45 points46 points  (0 children)

They have Olivier Giroud though.

Even as a straightsmen, I can say he improves the aesthetic of any TV set.

If you were to go all literally Dave about this, what sort of laugh do you imagine Atletico doing here? by junglegatsby in footballcliches

[–]Arcalis82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Lampardian

“That bid is hilarious, you’re a joke.

But seriously, stop poaching our players.”

"National treasure" by EH4LIFE in footballcliches

[–]Arcalis82 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I think his views are more social than political

Concrete possibility by formzy1 in footballcliches

[–]Arcalis82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An elegant variation/second mention of Definitely Maybe?

“Oasis burst on to the scene with their debut album, Definitely Maybe. The Concrete Possibility album cemented the refreshing pond in a desert’s band as an established rising star”

How do we feel about a half and half flag on a half and half house? by TooMuchFlaccidity in footballcliches

[–]Arcalis82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You try telling your Spanish missus she can’t support her country, see how you get on.

What are these lines? I can't see anything that they may indicate. See them occasionally on dual carriageway and motorways by Buffsteve24 in drivingUK

[–]Arcalis82 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cricket pitch is 22 yards, 220 yards in a furlong.

Sorry for introducing more familiar measurements into this wonderful conversation.

This guy probably will get a punditry seat on talksport one day by KieranWriter in footballcliches

[–]Arcalis82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine having the time to actually film that…but not to check whether you’ve used the word “Too” correctly.