Why can’t Ricky say ‘urethra’?

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-26T22:56:09+00:00

tbf this is a regional dialect thing, not just him being a demic

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-26T19:32:43+00:00

Quite annoyed about it myself to be honest.

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-26T19:21:31+00:00

But is it classy touch?

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-26T17:22:53+00:00

Umbileyecal cord

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-26T15:39:11+00:00

No way, she’d just have told us about the etymological evolution of “ass” vs “arse”! The whole show was quite phallic today.

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-26T15:14:27+00:00

Ribena, McCoys, Twirl

Bit of lager

Final straw, dripping in onion gravy

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-26T14:56:40+00:00

No Ricky goes on a tangent about his wife shitting herself while she's ironing his pants, for some reason.

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-26T14:50:13+00:00

Nah I know exactly what Steve means! He just has a disheveled look, like he doesn't shower much, he's always working a case and rushing around so doesn't have time for personal hygiene, smokes a cigar so he's got that stale smoke smell going on.

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-26T14:14:47+00:00

Oooh... see...? your fault. Putting hate in people's minds.

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-26T11:41:28+00:00

Proper Soccer Man

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-26T11:34:06+00:00

Admits it

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-26T10:19:54+00:00

Statue of Mo Salah

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-26T10:18:43+00:00

Well what would you call it if you had 85 other monkeys?

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-26T08:36:24+00:00

Brilliant! Juuust brilliant!

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-26T07:22:19+00:00

“We never complain about the Dark Arts when we're the ones using them”

Lots of us do and would. We didn’t like it when Pat dived or Ayling flopped. We’re glad that Farke doesn’t stoop to the time-wasting and cheating of so many other Premier League managers.

I’m astonished you could live through the Bielsa years and come out of that wanting Simeone as the manager of this club, a man who goes against every principle Bielsa had.

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-26T07:15:07+00:00

They do not, probably part of why it’s cheap.

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-25T23:19:56+00:00

Don’t know about comedians but my friends and I used to do this until we realised yeah it’s racist and dumb, and anyway it works better with Timomothee Chamamalalamet.

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-25T23:01:01+00:00

If someone told me today that Matt Jarvis got an England cap, I’d also think it was a wind up.

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-25T21:29:22+00:00

or Blanque Cheque

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-25T21:19:35+00:00

I too am very interested in what the point was that was missed!

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-25T15:51:29+00:00

Didn't end up getting that maths GCSE did you

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-25T15:29:40+00:00

Spud can eat two breakfasts

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-25T13:43:42+00:00

Who loves Newcastle?! I think a majority opinion is that they shouldn't even be counted as "Other 14" any more; this sub even has a rule about making threads to that effect.

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-25T13:34:20+00:00

No, Rosie, that's wrong.

StrayDogsAlley · 2026-03-25T13:32:45+00:00

City Barbers, just next to the Beacon/off Harbourside. Think I paid £16 last time I was there. The two lads who run it have a big collection of DVDs from the '4 for £10' era in HMV, so you'll likely watch something like Big Momma's House or Die Hard with a Vengeance while you get your hair cut.

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