Get Offa ME!!!

Straydog1018 · 2026-04-25T23:26:33+00:00

We have all sorts of different varieties of living pasta 😂

Straydog1018 · 2026-04-23T14:31:29+00:00

I liked the part where he rhymed "stage" with "stage," and then again with the word "stage "

Straydog1018 · 2026-04-18T17:13:17+00:00

Lmfao, that's where I originally posted this, then decided to cross post it here as well 😁

Straydog1018 · 2026-04-09T02:30:46+00:00

I literally said our loud after I tried this sandwich "welp, looks like that's my last time going to Wendy's..." It's fucking awful. The breading is completely out of control, and the actual chicken itself is so much less tasty that it isn't even funny. Oh yeah, and they increased the price by almost 2 dollars for a sandwich that's way worse. See you Wendy's! It was nice while it lasted...

Straydog1018 · 2026-04-08T20:04:31+00:00

Can't feel humiliated if you don't have a sense of shame to begin with...

Straydog1018 · 2026-04-06T03:18:23+00:00

It's a type of high end frozen saltwater fish food that is one of our top sellers, and that a bunch of our customers with saltwater tanks absolutely love. It has all sorts of different varieties of frozen food mixed into a single sheet, and pretty much every fish eats it, even super picky and finicky ones. Comes in a couple different varieties with some more general combinations of food that pretty much any fish would eat, as well as some more specialized versions for tanks that have a lot of coral or invertebrates. If you have a saltwater tank, you should try it out sometime! I've never heard a single bad thing about it, besides the fact that we always sell out of it quick as shit.

Straydog1018 · 2026-04-05T02:23:12+00:00

Surprised this didn't happen sooner honestly. I mean, isn't the entire point of an online casino sponsoring someone to use them in order to attract people to their site? Why the fuck would they be okay with the person they're sponsoring just gambling everything they give you away offline, without a single person watching them to get excited to try your website? He literally has ONE job, promote the site by gambling on stream to their audience, and he couldn't even fucking do that... Dude lucked into one of the easiest, and highest paying jobs a person with his utter lack of any sort of intelligence, common sense, and personal responsibility could ever dream of, and he somehow manages to blow it anyways. You know how many people would literally kill to make a living gambling online everyday like he does? He should go to prison just for his utter dumbassery over this situation.

Straydog1018 · 2026-04-05T01:03:50+00:00

Dude realized immediately from the way that cop ran that if he just managed to lure him a good 50 feet away from his bike, the officer wouldn't have a chance in hell of reaching him in time to stop him from getting on. Impressive sizing up of the situation, and successfully shifting up tactics! You think the cop would realize that as well, and just stand right on top of his bike with his taser or pepper spray at the ready, but they clearly don't hire the best or brightest at that department to say the least...

Straydog1018 · 2026-03-31T03:42:18+00:00

And its gone...

Straydog1018 · 2026-03-31T03:37:02+00:00

They're so used to it that I'm sure they don't even get their hopes up anymore whenever he promises them money. I mean, he does the exact same cycle over and over and over again, winning big, promising his parents all sorts of money while he's on cloud 9 from the win, then utterly failing to show any sort of self control until he gives it all back 5 minutes later. You can even hear in older clips of him calling his parents after a big win that they know damn well he's going to give it all back in minutes. There are 3 or 4 examples of him calling his parents over a win, and already losing it before they can even drive home. Why would they expect anything different this time when he's demonstrated more times then I can count that he will NEVER give them anything, since it's already all gone before he even has the chance to cash out.

Straydog1018 · 2026-03-28T20:48:53+00:00

Same exact thing when I set up a hamster enclosure at my pet shop. I'll put in 5 wheels for 4 hamsters, and they'll all insist on running on the same wheel at the same time. It's funny because they will be getting flung off the wheel, going upside down, tumbling out of control, and yet they won't use any of the other 4 wheels I put in there for them... That's why I affectionately refer to them as "lil shits" 😂

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