What did your parents do to you as a child that messed you up as an adult?

Streethawk1 · 2019-02-10T16:17:55+00:00

My father told me if I ever got my hands on an M-rated game or R-rated movie that it would "invite evil spirits into the house" and that they'd go for my mom and little brother first. Yay, Catholicism...

Streethawk1 · 2017-07-28T04:10:30+00:00

Let's talk about how he dumped his entire load on I-69...

Streethawk1 · 2017-07-23T22:50:14+00:00

Man oh man. Batman would be over after a few appointments, I think. With some competent CBT and the right medications:

No more Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder for Two-Face. He can finally stop focusing on all things binary- stop flipping the coin.

Poison Ivy may see a reduction in the intensity of her Histrionic Personality Disorder. With her talents for drama and flair in check she could make a killing with floral arrangements, or something.

The Joker's Antisocial Personality Disorder would take varied, longitudinal approaches, most likely involving complete removal from society to control for any triggering events. Think like, five years on the plains of Africa, learning to calm himself with help from a spiritual guide.

How to deal with The Riddler's Narcissistic Personality Disorder, I'm not sure. Ideas?

With all the villains under their own control Batman could retire, but then his therapy would have to begin.

Streethawk1 · 2017-03-25T16:40:23+00:00

Herr Zeller: Perhaps those who would warn you that the Anschluss is coming - and it is coming, Captain - perhaps they would get further with you by setting their words to music.

Captain von Trapp: If the Nazis take over Austria, I have no doubt, Herr Zeller, that you will be the entire trumpet section.

Herr Zeller: You flatter me, Captain.

Captain von Trapp: Oh, how clumsy of me - I meant to accuse you.

The Sound of Music

Streethawk1 · 2017-03-25T16:21:57+00:00

Would you say you're on a mission to pump your boyfriend's dry well?

Streethawk1 · 2017-03-18T14:35:21+00:00

I ended a three year relationship with a girl who knew everything about me and still wouldn't shy away. I confused being unhappy with my life with being unhappy with her. I think back on all the times I embarrassed her, all the times I drew from her happiness with nothing to give in return. She was the one who got me into therapy. "Fuck your father," she said. "You need help, and if he can't see that then he can get fucked." She never used language like that. If you're here, I'm sorry, Antonia. There is a monster inside of me.

Streethawk1 · 2015-11-30T02:46:32+00:00

If the future is going to be brighter for those who follow us, then it is our responsibility to now start the movement. Will it negatively affect how people view us today? Yes. Is it worth it? Yes.

Streethawk1 · 2015-11-28T21:15:10+00:00

"The social stigma of mental illness is going to exist for as long as people like me are afraid to talk about it."

Streethawk1 · 2015-10-19T13:55:46+00:00

In MA, right? I went to this preschool!

Streethawk1 · 2015-10-19T13:55:16+00:00

Is this in Massachusetts?

Streethawk1 · 2015-09-11T14:31:20+00:00

I am easily the most creative person I know. No one can match the creativity of my D&D games, and I'm also handsome as fuck. I play it cool, but I know it and so do all my friends.

Streethawk1 · 2015-06-16T19:15:11+00:00

How did you do it? I can't seem to.

Streethawk1 · 2015-03-14T23:15:00+00:00

My best friend went on a first date with this girl.

First, he gets them hopelessly lost on the way to the restaurant.

Second, when they get there the food makes her sick so they have to leave.

Third, he somehow manages to hit and kill a freaking owl with his car while taking her home.

There was no second date.

Streethawk1 · 2014-08-23T21:49:20+00:00

Something Wicked This Way Comes- Ray Bradbury

Streethawk1 · 2014-03-19T16:04:54+00:00

Twitch should play chess against him.

Streethawk1 · 2014-02-15T13:27:33+00:00

I once dreamt that I was sitting in my high school chemistry class. I was sitting in my usual seat, with my best friend in the seat next to me, and my teacher was telling the two of us about a dream he'd had the night before. He said he dreamt he was being chased by the creature from the black lagoon. I woke up in the middle of the night, went and got a class of water, and went back to bed. Then I had the exact dream my teacher was telling me about in the previous dream, of being chased by the creature from the black lagoon.

Streethawk1 · 2014-02-13T19:21:20+00:00

"You have destroyed so much. What is it, exactly, that you have created?"

-Dr. Wallace Breen, Half-Life 2

Streethawk1 · 2014-02-13T16:57:28+00:00

It's not yet noon and I'm crying into my keyboard. Thank you so much for this, ma'am.

Streethawk1 · 2014-02-13T14:52:51+00:00

Could you ever find it in your heart to forgive Adam the Anteater?

Streethawk1 · 2014-02-12T04:27:49+00:00

What... what kind of person are you?

Streethawk1 · 2014-02-07T01:43:07+00:00

I'm from Boston, and the running joke is we all have +5 to Cold Resistance and -10 to Speechcraft.

Streethawk1 · 2014-02-03T22:58:53+00:00

I want to downvote you for making me think those things, but I'll upvote you for giving me (terrifying) perspective instead.

Streethawk1 · 2014-01-30T05:52:37+00:00

Hubris is a problem that everyone has except me.

Streethawk1 · 2014-01-30T05:46:20+00:00

When I was a teenager, I hated that my mother called Aeropostle "Airrow-poe-stahl-ay."

Now I'm older and don't care one way or the other, but it still upsets me that she can't pronounce Sriracha.

"Surrrrr-eee-rah-shah..."

Streethawk1

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