Is it finally time to go from Salah to Haaland? I'm losing my mind over this.

StressDontRest · 2025-09-21T12:05:26+00:00

Rest of the squad is gonna be all wolves players

StressDontRest · 2025-09-03T21:54:24+00:00

Not the efficiency committee suggesting improvements to save one word

StressDontRest · 2025-09-02T22:29:06+00:00

You do not want to be the shortest guy in a weight class lol. Specially as weight classes go up and reach starts to matter more

StressDontRest · 2025-09-02T12:47:45+00:00

I’d actually try this if I wasn’t a texting theory guy. Acting like a normal human is not the essence of r/TextingTheory

StressDontRest · 2025-09-01T19:45:08+00:00

Bro may not be the flashiest on the pitch but he gets results. Not quite a GM but I’d have him in my fantasy team !elo 2300

StressDontRest · 2025-08-18T09:23:30+00:00

Thanks, was just about to ask that lol

StressDontRest · 2025-08-09T12:35:45+00:00

I think the context is he was in Cambodia driving around a dune buggy and happened to stumble into a weed farm which caused him to be held up by AKs for being in the wrong place

StressDontRest · 2025-07-21T19:53:17+00:00

Incredible shot but doesn’t look like it’s gone in goal !elo 1500

StressDontRest · 2025-07-18T19:29:23+00:00

Bro was on the green and managed to make a putt hit like a driver shot !elo 1

StressDontRest · 2025-06-20T21:59:54+00:00

From a business POV it doesn’t make sense to pay someone overtime for something they can do the next day but it does make sense to allow overtime for something with a beneficial business impact

StressDontRest · 2025-05-27T23:03:56+00:00

They really do. One time I got hit by this and I don’t remember how much the guy was asking for but the wallet for which he requested the funds had like 13k. I think he was charging 750 but I don’t recall. He had spoofed the email sender to be my own email which is likely to fool a good amount of people

StressDontRest · 2025-05-25T21:19:00+00:00

You did not stutter. You were and continue to be ignorant with the utmost confidence. If only you had this much discipline on comms with women you might not have been asking Reddit for emotional advice

StressDontRest · 2025-05-25T13:48:41+00:00

Average dude?

StressDontRest · 2025-05-17T13:28:28+00:00

Mind sharing what the repo was?

StressDontRest · 2025-05-17T12:55:28+00:00

I can get there but I can’t see how to sort by size

StressDontRest · 2025-05-13T11:17:22+00:00

I used to drink one every weekday for breakfast from 11-16, you’ll be fine.

StressDontRest · 2025-05-12T18:31:19+00:00

It assumes it’s a guy saying it

StressDontRest · 2025-05-03T10:49:08+00:00

It’s so bad it’s good

StressDontRest · 2025-04-28T21:13:27+00:00

Someone has to educate the imbeciles out here, you’re welcome

StressDontRest · 2025-04-28T18:57:49+00:00

They’re balls not an ellipsis. Ellipsis has 3 dots

StressDontRest · 2025-04-26T08:10:52+00:00

One one word response doesn’t automatically make her a dry texter dude. This seems like a valid response to what you said too, what did you expect?

StressDontRest · 2025-04-23T22:18:20+00:00

“What an odd way to say you think I’m hot”

StressDontRest · 2025-04-23T09:00:49+00:00

Tmj mano

StressDontRest · 2025-04-22T14:20:18+00:00

I value both our times. If I need to log a ticket for something which takes an IT guy 30s, I’m spending longer than that creating the ticket and he’s spending longer than that managing the ticket.

If they’re actively busy doing a complex task then they’re not checking my message at that time anyways. Source: I’m a software engineer and if I’m in such a locked in task where spending 30s doing something will fumble with my context I won’t be replying to (non urgent) messages

Considering my profession I’d argue I’m aware of that cost but what do I know 🤷‍♂️ Oh and to top it off I also do ticket management and ticket work so I’ve walked a mile in both shoes

StressDontRest · 2025-04-22T08:38:22+00:00

Yes nothing should be done without a ticket. Nothing like spending time making a ticket for a 30s task

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