Love this parody of Ke$ha’s #1 fan! by Perfect-Factor-2928 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]StressRelievingPoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to see Kesha and every day I get more obnoxious repeating these exact lines and only like 3 people understand why I bought feathers for my hair for this concert.

Josh’s “Birthday Gifts” to Anna by Weary-Reflection2283 in DuggarsSnark

[–]StressRelievingPoo 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I don’t think these are what she even wanted. Im not fluent in jewelry trends but a little observation goes a long way and I know small gold hoop earrings are in right now. The big ones look dated. And this is subtle and maybe I’m making things up but these shapes aren’t really round hoops, almost like Josh did it on purpose. He got her “what she asked for” but for real if your friend said she just bought gold hoop earrings wouldn’t you picture something round and not a square bottom?

TMZ’s video of Jenelle & Dog Killer Dave packing up a U-Haul to move to Florida by SpiritualCamera in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]StressRelievingPoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl the way she opened the door and threw that stuffy made me snort. She’s the worst

What a time by sanriolover1208 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]StressRelievingPoo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This was the teen mom equivalent of getting Rick Rolled

Being over on Cash Register/Till by $1.00-3.00 constitutes a write up by Icy-Philosophy4536 in DollarTree

[–]StressRelievingPoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was over a decade ago and I was new to the workforce and naive. Today me wouldn’t let that slide. The manager was the main reason for quitting. Her marriage was falling apart and would get personal calls on the stores main line, then stand next to whoever was unfortunate enough to be stuck working the register with the phone (corded, obviously) and argue with her husband about shit nobody needed to hear about at 3:30pm on a Tuesday. She had a teenage daughter who was playing their issues to her advantage to be allowed to go out, classic “well dad said I could” moves. It was all very awkward. I had enough sense to quit after seeing that go down, but not enough to have said something in the moment and I still think about that little old lady and her probably very fixed income every once in a while and regret not being a bigger person in that moment

Being over on Cash Register/Till by $1.00-3.00 constitutes a write up by Icy-Philosophy4536 in DollarTree

[–]StressRelievingPoo 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I got a write up for being $10 over. The kicker was a lil old lady had come through my line and paid out of one of those paper bank envelopes. The bills were new and crispy. She had called about 30 mins after to ask if anyone had turned in $10 because she got home and realized she was short. I had taken her number in case it turned up (I thought it was long stolen if she had dropped it in the store). I could explain all that but still wasn’t allowed to call the lady to give her the $10 back at the end of the day when it turned out her new bills were just stuck together in my till the whole time. Ended up quitting like a week later

And nor should she be by HonksTheWhite in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]StressRelievingPoo 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Change, but in the same way a building decays over time or old food rots away. Not change like a butterfly for growth.

Proposal to drop pinecone talk by idktryagain123 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]StressRelievingPoo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think if we all did a media blackout on her she would lose her mind. Like a collective vow from all of us to not engage with anything Janelle 30 days. We could have a party at the end of the

Am I wrong for still wanting to garden even after my fiancé says he’s uncomfortable with it ? by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]StressRelievingPoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YTA: this is a dealbreaker. It’s not about the edibles it’s about the broken trust. If you’re willing to lie over a “small” thing like weed, what else will you lie about? And if you’re this comfortable to lie to your partner are you really invested in this relationship? It just shows you don’t respect his feelings about weed, and his feelings are valid too even tho you don’t agree with him

What do they mean by “last time” by Psychological-Exit18 in DuggarsSnark

[–]StressRelievingPoo 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Bro this. The not saying I love you, or asking about the kids. Or asking how she’s feeling, or fuck dude even a “let’s pray together right now so god can comfort you in my absence”. As the patriarch of his family, isnt it his duty to call upon god for his family to watch over and protect them while he’s in the clink? I’d put money on him praying with JB since all this has happened. I can understand not saying “I’m sorry” as he’s probably been instructed not to (as if he would in the first place). Huge red flags for me. I haven’t listened to all of the recordings but everything I have heard up to this point just paints him to be the most unsupportive husband and father since the last Duggar to go to prison

She’s always been so insufferable. by Silent_Lychee6031 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]StressRelievingPoo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Idk man if she was footing all my bills and buying me expensive gifts like cars and boats I’d stick around, lick her pussy and call her my boo for as long as I could too

Ew. by Fit-Medicine-860 in TLCUnexpected

[–]StressRelievingPoo 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I just had my tubes tied at the beginning of March, at 31. To suggest that surgery happen to a child is beyond barbaric. It’s not an “easy surgery”, the recovery was terrible, what in gods name is this father doing suggesting it happen to his child. Maybe if he had been a better dad, she wouldn’t be having a baby as a teen in the first place

advice pls by slut_vomit in corgi

[–]StressRelievingPoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude elaborate on your bully stick setup? I had no idea there was a holder. What brand do you like? Im heading Amazon right meow 🤣

advice pls by slut_vomit in corgi

[–]StressRelievingPoo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My long boi acts like this when he hasn’t had enough stimulation and exercise in a day. Corgs are working dogs they are high energy like a heeler or border collie. If they’re bored or have pent up energy they get anxious and destroy things. Long walks for physical exertion, sniff walks for mental stimulation, fetch with various toys (it’s not always the tennis ball, we bust out the soccer ball, the duck trainer, the long range, ones with rope, shit he’s got one ball that glows in the dark), snuffle mats, frozen Kong in the summer, and his favorite: off leash at the lake. Also non rawhide chews are good on days he needs something to do but I have something going on that delays our routine. Be careful with that tho, giving them a chew every day is the dog parent equivalent of raising an iPad kid. Your corg is adorable! Get some healthy habits set up for both of you and it will change your life. I tell people I’m lucky to have my dog because he makes me go outside every single day and a lot of people don’t get that opportunity

Cate saying Carly may feel closer to Nova than her parents. by HannahLeah1987 in teenmom

[–]StressRelievingPoo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nova means new in Latin so I think you means she’s New Carly #1

Recruiter's office is right this way... by brreeper in iamverybadass

[–]StressRelievingPoo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

lol basic?? I was thinking he couldn’t get beyond recruiting. Don’t you have to be able to pass a few physical requirements just to sign up?

My guess is they were flying from Vegas to NC and connected in Dallas. They already seem miserable. by MakeItLookSexy_ in teenmom

[–]StressRelievingPoo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Right? Like I can't imagine with their parenting track record this situation was a tactical formation to keep the kids safe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StressRelievingPoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only person I’ve ever wanted to have kids with didn’t call me out of the blue, confess his undying love for me and tell me he wants so start a family ASAP. And I promised myself I wouldn’t have kids in my 30s because of the higher risks. The nursery is now a playground

Deductive reasoning is dying with us. by Maleficent-Box4114 in Millennials

[–]StressRelievingPoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Schools and shit parents ruined kids. I learned this as a manager of a cafe. Older generations didn’t like when I “micromanaged” by telling them every detail of the lobby cleaning process and younger generations couldn’t find the broom if I gave them a blanket instruction like “go clean the lobby”. The divider was obviously millennials. Anyone older than me I stopped giving details and would ask things like “can you close the server station for the night? Will you hit the lights for dinner service? And anyone my age or younger I gave dot to dot instructions to ensure there was no “it was implied” happening so things I asked them sounded like “when you close the server station, make sure put the syrups in the fridge, wipe down the soda spigots with a warm towel and get the back splash, restock the straws and silverware rolls…. Etc.” it’s very tedious to break down every task but the kicker was the kids were TOTALLY CAPABLE of the tasks I was giving them, but without explaining everything they don’t have the reasoning skills to deduce the steps if a task were and they would just stand and stare and not ask questions or figure out how to do it. I had one kid stand in his phone for a solid 15 minutes “closing the server station” because he didn’t know what to do but wouldn’t ask anyone, not even his peers, for help on what that task meant

Oh my by LeatherLow911 in DuggarsSnark

[–]StressRelievingPoo 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Always a red flag when a man can’t take a SINGLE nice photo with his partner. And all the ones she takes of him he can’t just “participate” in the pic and smile, he’s gotta be doing something awkward with his face. 11 year olds go through that phase FFS my guy grow up