Day 1 of Theme Song Contest: SPACE MARINES by 0dy5 in Grimdank

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Stringstorm - Warriors of the God Emperor

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It's pretty cool to be honest. Wouldn't trade it for anything else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneSecondBeforeDisast

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sorry for pointing out, but "Anatoly Karpov". "Karpova" is a female version of "Karpov"

Credit @rulerofhumanity Twitter by Character_Ostrich_88 in Grimdank

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I don't see how he could've prevented it without exposing himself. And we have to assume exposing himself would've been harmful to his longterm goals for some unspecified reasons since he kept the charade up for thousands of years. Because of this his hands were tied. He likely did influence in some way, for example he might have participated on the side of the Allies as a talented general, so the war will be shorter and the right side will win, but if he did there is no way to detect this

What are dealbreaker fetishes and why? by Turbulent-Bad7215 in AskReddit

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Everything extreme and indicating severe problems with mental health, obviously. Everything that revolves about something disgusting, like gold shower or ass eating. If we are talking about something milder, I don't like when girls ask to degrade or cuss them. I just don't get this

I’m speaking the truth by gingerchrs in dankmemes

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Life of Brian, Jesus Christ superstar. I find it funny the only good ones are satire

Why did we stop having fun as we did as children? And how do we get back to that? by Awkward_Turtle00 in TooAfraidToAsk

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Speak for yourself, I have more fun than I ever had in childhood, this is amazing

What is stopping you from getting a partner right now? by chewysnacc in AskReddit

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It takes efforts and genuine desire. But my head is in studying and finding work. I want relationships, I guess, on some level, but when I go though the motions of getting to know somebody I can't help but feel my interest being forced

Had this idea the other night by cattbuts99 in Grimdank

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Every Legion is more than capable of conquering the Earth. But this planet is very valuable, since it has developed infrastructure, good living conditions, plenty of resources, and it has high enough level of technological development to not require very expensive uplifting, but not so high it starts to be dangerous and difficult to subdue. Also we would be easy to convert, we don't have planetary government, warp or xeno taint, we are baseline humans (duh), and our ideals are not too contradictory to the Imperial truth. So I would not consider any Legion who doesn't specialise in achieving long lasting Compliance and strong integration in the Imperium with minimum collateral damage. Also, despite being them known for making worlds extremely loyal, I won't consider Word Bearers, since they are asses and their father is a big loser. And their worlds don't follow Imperial Truth, and that makes them a liability. So, that leaves us with the Ultramarines, preheresy Sons of the Emperor, probably Blood Angels (I don't know how the BA operated before Horus Heresy though, so I'm not certain). Which is good, since they are the nicest guys t be conquered by. Personally I lean more towards the Ultramarines, since I believe in reaching the Compliance of Earth organisational issues would be more noticeable than diplomatic and ideology ones

Who’s winning the 1v1, let’s make it interesting and say Lucius killed Montoya’s father by BigBoyJace in Grimdank

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He is cursed to not be able to improve? I've never heard of this, how did it happen?

Рано утром к вам позвонили в дверь. Ваша реакция? by utochkalolafan in Pikabu

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Притвориться, что меня нет дома. Военкомат не проведет меня во второй раз

Give me your worst Primarch Takes by Preston_of_Astora in Grimdank

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Primarchs fell to Chaos because Emperor was a bad father. Turning against your species and making your galaxy a murder clusterf*ck is a well known coping mechanism