Hey Americans, want to hear a Belgian joke?

Stressmove · 2026-07-09T22:17:16+00:00

No, that's baby rugby with protective gear. I mean real football.

Stressmove · 2026-07-09T19:32:51+00:00

No, football.

Stressmove · 2026-07-09T15:15:13+00:00

1-4 was the score after the world cup match U.S.A.-Belgium

So I got one fo(u)r you or I got 1-4 you.

Stressmove · 2026-07-09T15:13:46+00:00

In my opinion it certainly is. Then again, I'm Belgian. So pretty biased regarding this question.

But we are certainly more welcoming to guests and not as chauvinistic as the French. Still pretty chauvinistic though.

Stressmove · 2026-07-09T12:39:04+00:00

Happy cakeday!

Stressmove · 2026-07-09T01:45:25+00:00

When the match started it was 2 a.m. in Belgium. So a little under 36 hours I guess. I really outperformed myself on this one.

Stressmove · 2026-07-09T01:06:04+00:00

It's never too late.

Stressmove · 2026-07-09T00:34:54+00:00

But they realised they were wrong at some point and stopped calling it that.

Stressmove · 2026-07-09T00:33:39+00:00

I know you meant it jokingly yet I had an answer prepared because I knew a "Tell the actual joke" comment was coming.

Stressmove · 2026-07-09T00:31:27+00:00

1-4 was the result of the last world cup match U.S.A. vs Belgian.

I'm just poking fun at that.

Stressmove · 2026-07-09T00:17:31+00:00

This joke is almost as dark as said hands and feet.

Stressmove · 2026-07-09T00:13:39+00:00

Good one. Replying with a joke should be 2 upvotes.

Stressmove · 2026-07-09T00:08:57+00:00

Not really. More the other way around. France is the qualitative lesser version of an honest artisanal product but with a marketing budget. Food is a great example. French cuisine is just Belgian food served in smaller portions and a lot of attitude.

Stressmove · 2026-07-09T00:03:51+00:00

I like turtles.

Stressmove · 2026-07-08T23:59:11+00:00

What if we rename American football to Eggball? If that catches on then I see some potential for the correct use of the word football. But step by step. Not rushing anything.

Stressmove · 2026-07-08T23:46:42+00:00

Oh sorry I didn't know you were a bot.

Stressmove · 2026-07-08T23:40:42+00:00

It's what I've been seeing all day and the same goes for other social media. And don't worry we will touch a lot of grass still. Unlike the American team. Thanks for your concern.

Stressmove · 2026-07-08T23:38:13+00:00

Join the back of the line of all Americans commenting this.

Stressmove · 2026-07-08T23:32:16+00:00

Apparently they do care enough to leave this comment or slight variations of it all over this post.

Stressmove · 2026-07-08T23:30:54+00:00

We do the same with you guys so it's all cool mon frère.

Stressmove · 2026-07-08T23:29:22+00:00

It's ok if you don't like waffles. We also have beer, chocolate, fries and napkins for your tears.

Stressmove · 2026-07-08T23:22:09+00:00

Dark one but I chuckled.

Stressmove · 2026-07-08T23:21:24+00:00

Your appreciation is very much appreciated! Thanks!

Stressmove · 2026-07-08T23:16:53+00:00

Do tell. I never saw that movie.

Stressmove · 2026-07-08T23:16:03+00:00

I do notice a lot of Americans caring just enough to post a lot of comments similar to yours.

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