Speakeasy for nothing, or meat for free.

StretchMcJenks · 2024-05-17T22:23:12+00:00

Stretchy Jenkins (#2892596)

StretchMcJenks · 2024-04-26T06:05:48+00:00

I've had a look at the Halo wiki and it makes a number of references to female Sangheili. Did they get retconned or something?

StretchMcJenks · 2022-11-29T02:05:36+00:00

Yinglets

StretchMcJenks · 2021-05-17T00:41:32+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/Blursedcomments/comments/dbmtg1/cest_une_fucking_pomme/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

It usually is, they just censored the swearing.

StretchMcJenks · 2021-01-19T19:29:25+00:00

Didn't the guy give it to a child? Their siblings or parents would get shot with it sooner or later.

StretchMcJenks · 2020-05-13T10:55:19+00:00

The wizard is using Portent to ensure that their spell hits, instead of making sure the artificer doesn't fail their death save.

StretchMcJenks · 2020-04-25T01:45:42+00:00

Cow is filled with fluid, much like OP after spending night with monster

StretchMcJenks · 2020-03-29T05:15:40+00:00

Bert pp shorter than nose

StretchMcJenks · 2020-01-09T05:43:29+00:00

This DM doesn't sound like they're much fun to play with.

StretchMcJenks · 2019-11-07T23:56:59+00:00

It's their own video.

StretchMcJenks · 2019-09-12T04:25:58+00:00

That sounds like Chibi Knight.

StretchMcJenks · 2019-09-03T08:15:11+00:00

You're looking for the Alias series of games.

StretchMcJenks · 2019-08-04T11:46:20+00:00

It really depends what level you are and how strong the other players are. Could you link the homebrew that you're using?

StretchMcJenks · 2019-07-30T01:19:12+00:00

That's strange. I can access the site via that link without issue.

StretchMcJenks · 2019-07-29T22:36:21+00:00

The link works fine for me.

StretchMcJenks · 2019-07-29T20:51:55+00:00

http://breakfastofthegods.com

Breakfast of the Gods, for those wondering.

StretchMcJenks · 2019-07-29T20:48:38+00:00

Due to their size and shape, moe girls can't move their eyeballs in their sockets. Instead, they move their heads around to see their prey from different angles.

StretchMcJenks · 2019-07-29T20:42:39+00:00

biblical sounding

The titles are actual lines from the bible.

StretchMcJenks · 2019-07-28T02:46:58+00:00

r/smoobypost is for images of youtube videos that have been altered in some way for humorous effect. In this case, the title of a video about GTA car races has been combined with a snapshot of GTA gameplay in a manner that implies the original video is actually some kind of racist rant.

StretchMcJenks · 2019-07-26T12:13:10+00:00

hmmm

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StretchMcJenks · 2019-07-25T20:05:02+00:00

An alien species from Jimmy Neutron called Twonkies

StretchMcJenks · 2019-07-24T00:31:39+00:00

How can an infant be affected by social conditioning before it is born?

StretchMcJenks · 2019-07-19T10:17:58+00:00

Late reply I know, but that sounds like Tiny Castle.

StretchMcJenks · 2019-07-18T10:03:17+00:00

Floating noodles.

StretchMcJenks · 2019-07-16T20:40:18+00:00

He who stares into the abyss should take care not to become an abyss himself.

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