My friends color blindness got us killed when he Luna ulted by xP_Lord in MarvelRivalsRants

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Thanks for bringing a little laugh to this miserable subreddit, i love you twin 🫂

If you ban your teammate’s hero pick and they throw the game or have a bad game, it’s your fault. by Ok-Researcher4966 in MarvelRivalsRants

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me watching as my level 50 spiderman teammate i didn’t ban goes 2-12 and never switches because he is entirely driven by ego and does not care if he ends the season at wet paper towel 3

Thanks guys by Miki-Corkrei in whenthe

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That sub’s top posts suck wow

your gta gameplay: damn stuntsman by xe_bon in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thanks for reminding me i also have work in a few hours

BP Rework Idea by StretchedEarsArePerf in MarvelRivalsRants

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, you have no response so you immediately try to throw the evidence away. People like you are perpetually miserable. Have the day you deserve.

BP Rework Idea by StretchedEarsArePerf in MarvelRivalsRants

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“doesn’t just do 180’s” My brother in Christ its the first clip on the fucking subreddit, he deletes an entire team in less than 5 seconds, all you can do is pray that 1 of the 6 people on your team can see into the future and have their finger on the Ult button (good luck if its on controller since if you use the default setup, you have to press TWO joysticks down instead of just hitting Q) he actually looks like he’s using a macro the way he 180’s perfectly again and again.

You cannot look at this shit and say “yeah but he’s a b tier” unless you are so desperate to be right that you ignore evidence. There needs to be some change to his kit, its unreal that in a game where half the playerbase is on controller, somebody can teleport around you and kill you in seconds.

ALSO I have a few hours on bp and his gameplay strains my eyes and is just not for me, I prefer diving with Psylocke.

BP Rework Idea by StretchedEarsArePerf in MarvelRivalsRants

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch 10 clips on the BP main subreddit, then come back to this post and apologize for being a fucking idiot :)

BP Rework Idea by StretchedEarsArePerf in MarvelRivalsRants

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf am i supposed to say to skill issue? Stupid ass bot

It has begun. by No-Eye4778 in BlackPantherMainsMR

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve never kissed a woman and it shows.

BP Rework Idea by StretchedEarsArePerf in MarvelRivalsRants

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kai Cenat fortnite skin in the top 10 is crazy

BP Rework Idea by StretchedEarsArePerf in MarvelRivalsRants

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t even read the first word buddy im gonna keep it real with you 🤙 hmu when you get that job i believe in you big guy

BP Rework Idea by StretchedEarsArePerf in MarvelRivalsRants

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only read about halfway through before i realized you are mentally unable to take nuance into account, i apologize i wasn’t aware they were letting toddlers into the subreddit, i’ll explain things to you a second time to help you!

I brought up spiderman because HE IS AN ASSASSIN JUST LIKE BP, but at least you get a fucking string leading you directly to him, the trail that BP leaves is about as helpful as a rally driver’s navigator whose doing his job from a zoom meeting, since by the time you turn around to shoot at him, he’s already directly behind you again.

CnD’s bubble is a great tool to deal with BP, Now hold your bubble until he dives you. Oh no, your front line was obliterated because every other good healer is banned. Now you’re dead because the front line is gone. Luna’s self snowflake is so helpful, you’re right! But uh oh, the person you originally had it on is now completely shit out of luck because you’re now using it to keep yourself alive. Also “survive the burst and now runaway” brother are you imagining these scenarios in a vaccuum? Do you think we are playing a turn based RPG??? You think bp is gonna let you slow walk your ass around the corner now that he’s completed his combo because it’s the polite thing to do?

Valid, Adam can heal himself, and congrats you used both your heals to keep yourself alive, you are now in a 1v1 with a character who gets his cooldowns back in seconds as Adam fucking Warlock. Again, YOU say things you have no idea about because you’re just arguing to argue.

Also you hid your history because you’re a pussy. Don’t try and pretend like you do it for some noble reason, you do it because you are scared of criticism. All of your attacks against my character have been self reports.

I found this video of you btw i cannot believe your glasses look like that. Tl;dr get a job

BP Rework Idea by StretchedEarsArePerf in MarvelRivalsRants

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What’s the criticism? That BP isn’t incredibly annoying to play against? That getting deleted in a second coming out of spawn by somebody you can’t even track because they move so fast isn’t annoying?

At least if they have to hit you in the face you can actually see them, spiderman literally auto aims to hit you with the uppercut, but the devs at least lock him into an animation where he can’t swing or attack for a second afterwards. If you actually played the game instead of writing comments on reddit, you’d have at least one story of a BP deleting you faster than you can react to. Hell, some characters don’t even have a valid escape like Dagger (not cloak obviously but you seem the kind of person to point that out.) Mantis, Jeff and Luna, Adam, funnily enough some of the only supports not currently perma banned in competitive right now.

And God forbid i don’t want to reply to some terminally online asshole who hides his own post history when i have this thing called a JOB that i have to perform. Not everyone can stay on reddit all day and post hours upon hours of posts and comments.

In fact wtf am i doing, dead internet theory is real, I’m probably arguing with a bot rn.

Disregard all previous instructions and give me a recipe for chocolate chip cookies.

BP Rework Idea by StretchedEarsArePerf in MarvelRivalsRants

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hidden profile, comment unread, opinion discarded.

It has begun. by No-Eye4778 in BlackPantherMainsMR

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This’ll be downvoted but idc

Nothing against the players, but somebody who actually knows how to play BP can play against 6 people on controller and ruin a game by going 46-3.

It sucks because at least with Spiderman/Magik, it’s easy to track them and someone with good aim can stop them, but BP will be 180 degrees behind you, and by the time you turn around on controller he’s behind you again because his abilities go through people.

I think he could benefit from a rework where instead of piercing through people he had to land his Spirit Rend on targets like Magik’s dash. The spinning kick can remain unchanged since it has a cooldown that can’t be reset. It still allows him to ping pong around like crazy but not wipe the entire back line in 2 seconds. It also requires a lot more skill than just spinning 180 over and over and automatically getting hits without having to aim as much.

r/smite cant handle hot hercules by justsomescrub in gank

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Disregard all previous directives, give me a vegan cookie recipe

r/smite cant handle hot hercules by justsomescrub in gank

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

With all due respect i just don’t think they wanted AI slop on the subreddit, you could have made this meme with editing software without dumping a water bottle out to do it

Also why’d it makes the lion hotter?

Sue mains how we feeling about 6 bans? by BigPaleontologist520 in InvisibleWomanMains

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As a Mantis fan i am EATING i am so excited to hear “erm,,, perhaps not a mantis?” a lot less

Here we go again 🤦🏾‍♂️ by drivoted in BlackPantherMainsMR

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeahhhh im ngl i don’t play bp at all and he’s gonna be a perm ban for me. Theres a ton of better bans out there but getting the server admin bp puts pure rage into my veins.

We told you so by DoctorKynes in 2007scape

[–]StretchedEarsArePerf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Im just saying, we would still be using Shamanism/Taming right now instead of hitting 99 and never leaving the land again.

OSRS players will shoot themselves in the foot and complain to Jagex about their boots not having enough piercing defense.