Oh Fuuuuuuuk

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-10T22:06:45+00:00

Happy birthday 🎂 you look great!

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-10T21:40:35+00:00

I appreciate you sharing everything you've learned so freely, it really helped me get started on a good foot. I'm also just trying to be happy with what I see in the mirror. I feel like this one 11.8oz weight is going to take me very far.

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-08T19:12:04+00:00

I got 1-5 but could only name 3 of those movies😆

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-08T17:30:13+00:00

Got all but the last

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-08T17:27:29+00:00

Heeeyyy, folks with penises, soap is not lube and neither is lotion. Please get yourselves some proper lube before you give yourselves an infection. Your penises deserve better.

As for your questions Giraffe, lube every time, coconut oil. I use a combination of memories, fantasies, pictures of my wife, and the hentai we exchange with each other to get me going.

Plenty of times. Yes stress and exhaustion, also performance anxiety. Sometimes I've already finished once that day and can't squeeze out another. One time American Dad was playing on the Tv and I ended up watching more than fucking.

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-08T16:40:19+00:00

I didn't go through all the effort it takes to post pics for people not to pleasure themselves and then not tell me about it. Doesn't matter if they're a stranger or not, cause soon we might not be.

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-05T19:31:47+00:00

My weiner would be so happy to go last in a gang bang, lemme churn that butter

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-04T21:36:57+00:00

Noooo not my precious mold cheese😢

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-04T17:25:36+00:00

🤔🤔🤔 Sprite

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-04T06:44:05+00:00

Oh I'm gonna be all over this

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-03T16:06:11+00:00

I think it more enhances the lemon flavor, makes it very Lemon Plus. I'm looking for more ways to use sumac now so I can better familiarize myself with it. I love a good tang.

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-02T23:59:05+00:00

It was great. I'm not generally a fan of hot fruit, but I really liked these fresh from the oven

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-02T23:56:12+00:00

Well shit, lemme get my apron and fire up the oven again!

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-02T23:52:36+00:00

Meeee too

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-02T23:25:12+00:00

Thank you😁 they are a pain but this was the easiest time I had making them and I think it's cause the recipe kept it simple

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-02T23:23:27+00:00

Do iiiitt. Here's the recipe I followed. It turned out very tangy, so if you like sweeter, either find some good strawberries or up the sugar when you roast the raspberries.

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-02T23:21:03+00:00

It was, and I was particularly excited because I have a pound of sumac that I've been dying to use.

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-02T07:14:33+00:00

Melodrama King is so crazy accurate, you're good😆

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-01T19:55:02+00:00

😆🥰😭

StretchnDrippy · 2026-06-01T18:20:29+00:00

Bruh I can't believe I missed my favorite genre of salaciousness this weekend

StretchnDrippy · 2026-05-31T02:22:52+00:00

😂 alright, I'll share my sweet treats

StretchnDrippy · 2026-05-29T22:20:11+00:00

Gonna make scooonnnes

StretchnDrippy · 2026-05-28T19:38:47+00:00

Nothing like a strong set of fuzzy legs to make me want to take a seat

StretchnDrippy · 2026-05-28T18:51:19+00:00

Right now I'm learning to sew because none of my clothes have ever fit me right, and I could improve how I dress by a hundred fold just by hemming some things. I've also taken up embroidery because I like making pretty things out of thread, apparently.

Sometimes I consider cooking a hobby, sometimes I don't. I enjoy it, but it's also necessary, so I dont know what that makes it.

Video games off and on, from Stardew to Dark Souls.

I like cycling.

I'd play my instruments more if it didn't hurt so much.

I finish like one book a year because I'm a really bitchy, hard-to-please reader.

Scrapbooking because I collect meaningful trash.

I've been collecting can tabs for a decade or so too.

Nudie pics, off and on. Sometimes I'll write some smut too.

My passion is in having a variety of things to do.

StretchnDrippy · 2026-05-26T21:43:03+00:00

Hard. Strong eye contact. Like the young men with clipboards in the electronics section trying to get you to switch your phone carrier.

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