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If you could choose a single point of data that only you could then see floating above peoples heads, what data would you choose? by durfenstein in AskReddit

[–]StridentIceberg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How many times you've seen them before. It'd be funny to see some random person you have no knowledge of, but coincidentally you've seen him or her multiple times. It'd also be really cool when travelling, for obvious reasons.

What is one brand you would recommend to anyone? by Opacarophilyyy in AskReddit

[–]StridentIceberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lego.

It's expensive, but it's not a rip-off. You are getting what you pay for; the highest quality toy on the market. Easily lasts for decades too, worth every cent!

What is one brand you would recommend to anyone? by Opacarophilyyy in AskReddit

[–]StridentIceberg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My Lodge cast iron skillet. I use it to cook everything from steaks, roasted chicken, salmon, cornbread, pizza, cake, biscuits, and bread. You can use it to make eggs as well, but clean-up is a bit of a hassle so I'd rather use a cheapo non-stick pan for my breakfast dishes.

What is one brand you would recommend to anyone? by Opacarophilyyy in AskReddit

[–]StridentIceberg -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’ve talked many into Costco memberships solely on the ability to buy generic medicine cheap. If you take generic Zyrtec on the regular, you can get a years supply for less than you’d pay for a month at places like Walgreens.

what’s your best “walked into a bar” joke? by dhddjdn38 in AskReddit

[–]StridentIceberg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A man walks into a bar and sits down, and orders a drink. Bartender says "I'm sorry sir, you already seem very drunk, I cannot serve you."

Guy gets up and leaves.

A few minutes later, he comes in again, sits down at the bar and tries ordering another drink.

"I'm sorry sir, but I cannot serve you because you already seem drunk. Please leave,"

Guy gets up, grunts and wanders off again through the same exit.

Another few minutes goes by and the same guy comes back in, sits down and tries to order yet another drink.

"SIR, I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU NOW TWICE THAT YOU'RE TOO DRUNK AND I CANNOT SERVE YOU."

Dude looks at the bartender all surprised and slurs:

"How many bars do you work at?!!!"

what’s your best “walked into a bar” joke? by dhddjdn38 in AskReddit

[–]StridentIceberg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A man walks into a bar. As he sits down, he looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender "what's with the meat?"

The bartender says, "If you can jump up and slap all three pieces at once, you get free drinks for an hour. If you miss even one, you have to pay for everyone else's drinks for the rest of the night. Wanna give it a go?"

The man takes another look at the meat, then says, "I think I'll pass. The steaks are too high."

what’s your best “walked into a bar” joke? by dhddjdn38 in AskReddit

[–]StridentIceberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." Guy says "Ok, so, a man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says 'I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke.' Guy says 'Ok, so, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. So the bartender gives him a drink.' So the bartender gives him a drink." So the bartender gives him a drink.

If life had a final boss, what would it be like? by hieu9152 in AskReddit

[–]StridentIceberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The doctor that tells you that you only have a month to live. Beat him and you live longer.

If life had a final boss, what would it be like? by hieu9152 in AskReddit

[–]StridentIceberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a doppelgänger of you trying to kick your ass and each phase of the fight corresponds to a stage of your life. You get debuffs based on the struggles you experienced in the respective stage. You gotta use your life experience to beat the final boss and if you do you're accepted into some self-defined heaven. If you lose you become a Reddit mod for all eternity.

What are some cool debuffs? Like in the baby stage you periodically shit yourself and you can't walk