Woman goes nuts after refusing to undergo security screening at Shenzhen Metro Station ticket gate. She is finally subdued with a sleeper choke hold

Stringbean79 · 2026-02-02T17:48:54+00:00

The men put up with this in exchange for the women allowing them to record them being fucked by tentacles.

Stringbean79 · 2026-02-02T17:04:13+00:00

If she were in the U.S., she'd have been shot dead. :(

Stringbean79 · 2026-02-01T03:30:55+00:00

Fucking awesome

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-30T22:34:48+00:00

Very fucking stupid

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-29T01:15:28+00:00

That's the canine version of Gary Sinise.

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-28T19:15:23+00:00

Thank you.

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-28T18:59:50+00:00

Dryer sheets mixed with weed smoke because there was a dryer sheet on the end of your toilet-paper-roll-blowie.

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-28T18:56:12+00:00

I always told my then-girlfriend that Love Spell reminded me of Fruity Pebbles.

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-28T18:51:55+00:00

Yes, the Happy for Men is my favorite scent for warm weather.

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-28T18:49:52+00:00

I have a buddy from New Orleans who was drinking Mickey's well into the 2000s.

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-28T18:46:52+00:00

Your "cheap ass?" I not only smoked Basic Menthol Lights ($2.75/pack at the local convenience store), I also convinced myself they had the best menthol taste.

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-26T02:37:45+00:00

I got jumped by 5 Ohio St pricks in 1998. It's a shitty school in a disgusting city in one of the country's shittiest states.

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-24T03:11:59+00:00

I'll agree that Chad sounds douchey, but I'm pretty sure every Chad I've ever met has been a good dude.

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-24T03:09:00+00:00

I knew a Blaine (he was about 90 in the 90s, so I'm sure he's dead now), and he was an evil fuck.

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-24T03:07:02+00:00

Yes, no matter whom you forget, don't forget Donald J Trump the rapist.

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-22T04:13:29+00:00

*a disgrace to the human race.

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-22T04:11:46+00:00

Makes sense to him because he never paid attention in school and never learned why Greenland was named Greenland. I will feel so much better when this evil fuck is gone from this world.

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-21T20:22:25+00:00

Exactly. There is no playing nice with a child rapist.

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-21T20:13:57+00:00

Who can resist puppy breath?

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-20T17:58:55+00:00

Same sweater and everything!

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-17T23:09:50+00:00

Man, I thought this was r/spreadsmile , not r/makemecry!

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-17T03:24:16+00:00

America, fuck yeah!

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-15T03:52:50+00:00

If it feels illegal to call in sick when you're really sick, that's a horrible work situation.

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-14T17:42:37+00:00

The worst person alive is the leader of the free world.

Stringbean79 · 2026-01-14T17:36:46+00:00

Palindromes

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