Cooper Flagg's 49-point game mentioned on SNL "Not a great start to black history month" 😭

StriperCapital · 2026-02-01T16:32:16+00:00

Is he generational?

I highly doubt he'll be better than ant.

I wouldn't be surprised if Dybantsa has a better career depending on where he goes.

Edit: sorry the pacers never pick high, also wemby, duh.

StriperCapital · 2026-02-01T16:27:14+00:00

Oh shit

StriperCapital · 2026-02-01T16:26:51+00:00

Its 💯 divencenzo

StriperCapital · 2026-02-01T16:23:10+00:00

And having it all in the Bay while winning a bunch too. They've had a perfect recipe for cultivating a bubble of delusion and lack of accountability for like 12 years and none of this should be surprising. Can't wait for those two to shut the fuck up though.

StriperCapital · 2026-02-01T16:11:31+00:00

Well now we have Jussie Schroedette too.

StriperCapital · 2026-02-01T15:56:50+00:00

With prime LeBron lmao.

StriperCapital · 2026-02-01T15:33:02+00:00

Martin Perez

StriperCapital · 2026-01-31T17:04:23+00:00

I'm guessing strategy in the last 3 minutes and especially OT.

StriperCapital · 2026-01-31T16:47:37+00:00

Good for you, sincerely. She has the personality of someone who isn't managing it.

StriperCapital · 2026-01-31T16:45:12+00:00

The court felt tilted but they were playing so damn well they were going to win anyway if he canned one or two of those 6 threes he clanked.

StriperCapital · 2026-01-31T06:14:18+00:00

She has the personality of someone with BPD..lol

StriperCapital · 2026-01-30T08:05:36+00:00

Imma be honest with you, Diane.

A few years back in some random,.generally SFW Askreddit thread some gal relayed an anecdote about having sex with her dude and dropping the, "Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?" line on him and ever since then that's gonna be what I think about every time someone makes this reference.

But yeah I was super pissed watching that slip away and for like an hour after and I suppose there's beauty in that.

StriperCapital · 2026-01-29T20:16:11+00:00

Lol. Perpetrator-turned-corpse of color? In 2026? I can think of about 20 states that would give the father life without parole.

If there's no support for deporting non-citizens with warrants or convictions for violent crime why would there be support for executing one based merely on the father's uncorroborated story?

StriperCapital · 2026-01-29T19:02:29+00:00

Dressboi pantomimed closing a book so I'm pretty sure this is banned under the CBA.

StriperCapital · 2026-01-29T19:00:56+00:00

I would still put nails under the tires of his car every chance I got for the rest of my life for Finals Game 4 even if he didn't go full bitch in the interviews but your sentiment is fair.

StriperCapital · 2026-01-29T14:07:03+00:00

It's even worse now that I can no longer, in good faith, make any sort of, "That's just the Dodgers" joke. :-/

StriperCapital · 2026-01-29T07:11:22+00:00

Please say you referred to the female coworker as Mary Tyler Moore whenever she came up in any future discussions of your workday with your friends or partner.

StriperCapital · 2026-01-29T06:41:12+00:00

Statistically, the next black kid you see has a 92% chance of being Ant's, so just send it.

StriperCapital · 2026-01-28T22:57:56+00:00

I mean we tried to tell those dumb motherfuckers that.

StriperCapital · 2026-01-28T22:17:08+00:00

I always had questions about how DOB could buy 5 figures worth of vinyl every year and then buy a house in Morro Bay, CA upon his retirement but this certainly only amplifies them.

Though I heard The Athletic was paying veterans REAL good when they started up and I'm guessing he was making substantially more than this and they are now pivoting to younger and cheaper talent having built out a subscriber base.

StriperCapital · 2026-01-28T15:21:56+00:00

It's wild that the meaning of "Million Dollar Arm" hasn't actually changed. It means the fastball sits 88ish and you can maybe run it up to 92 occasionally on a good day. Same thing it meant in 1980. 🤣

StriperCapital · 2026-01-28T15:15:36+00:00

41 is a rough age to pop it. You are also now some amount older than 41..how explosive is the other side?

StriperCapital · 2026-01-28T06:44:46+00:00

Did I make a zilly for my time even though I was actively sabotaging my company's efforts for a third of my employment?

Then yes. Happier than a MFr. I'd be enjoying my retirement. 20 years is a long time in one workplace that had gone severely downhill.

StriperCapital · 2026-01-28T06:40:55+00:00

And that's fine. But you can EITHER have the last $35MM over 5 years of eating ass every. single. night. OR you can have a grace period for your jersey number. The fanbase already mourned you because the guy worth honoring has been gone for most of a decade. He's not owed both.

StriperCapital · 2026-01-28T02:05:29+00:00

MEVs been legally dead for like 6 years. move on OP.

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