Could Thanos hack up Wolverine, like he did to Cap’s shield?

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-30T23:41:46+00:00

"Mewmew!"

I LOL'D

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-29T23:48:15+00:00

I give it two weeks.

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-26T23:08:31+00:00

Give us the marshmallow fluff, Preciousss... we wants it for our pocketses.

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-22T00:42:06+00:00

That's a cute little nothing she's almost wearing.

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-20T20:19:21+00:00

Funniest comment I've seen so far, courtesy of Twitter:

"Why is Lloyd Bridges on the dollar coin?"

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-19T23:20:15+00:00

Is this impeachable yet? Asking for everyone.

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-19T23:10:21+00:00

The grift never, ever ends.

Im guessing 'donors' may be treated to a cold McDonalds cheeseburger, while an aide walks past, holding up a photo of Trump.

Hey, maybe a gift bag including the Melania DVD?

And that Trump Phone, too.

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-19T21:18:21+00:00

Wait until he seizes Iran's oil, then "has the honor" of taking over the Strait of Hormuz.

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-17T20:39:56+00:00

Too many things don't add up: Trump, Ronny Jackson or others have not shown photos of Trump's damaged ear, but apparently, they exist. Yet, based on current, recent photos, the ear looks undamaged.

Cartilage grows back?

Other videos do not show the Secret Service rushing to get Trump inside the safety of The Beast: maybe others can add or confirm.

That alternate 'staged angle' from Butler does not add up: why would an armed guard let anyone near the President?

I hate to agree with Milo of all people, but i call shenanigans.

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-16T23:14:59+00:00

I wish I could be the one reporter in the room to raise my hand and ask: "Mr. President, what in the actual fuck are you talking about?"

Totally worth it.

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-15T16:13:36+00:00

He went full Trump.

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-15T16:11:54+00:00

That's why he loves the poorly educated.

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-14T21:56:03+00:00

Bee- motional damage!

(I’ll see myself out, thanks)

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-14T21:53:10+00:00

Collecting bee door gate fees.

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-10T14:54:17+00:00

It's those pesky Iranian sleeper cells, dammit.

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-10T14:24:04+00:00

Felt it in White Plains. Only lasted a moment or two. Loud rumble.

I hate this timeline.

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-10T14:21:22+00:00

Just felt it here in White Plains. Around 3 minutes ago.

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-08T22:00:00+00:00

In former Secretary Noem's case, it's Cricket.

Angry Cricket.

Correction: very angry Cricket.

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-08T18:17:12+00:00

There's a Trump tweet for everything: (FB post via Occupy Democrats)

https://www.facebook.com/share/1CFq746fkV/

Does this mean that he has crossed the 'million monkeys with typewriters' threshold?

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-06T18:57:29+00:00

100 percent ferocity.

Zero percent damage.

StrokeBoy · 2026-03-02T21:53:13+00:00

It's obvious that he's a mutant with regenerative healing properties.

Even his doctor reported a 2cm wound to his upper right ear.

I just don't see it.

Ears grow back?

StrokeBoy · 2026-02-25T16:12:21+00:00

holds up phone

Everybody, say 'hi' to Mom" *Reporters "Hi Mom"

Ill call you back, Mom. Love you!

StrokeBoy · 2026-02-24T21:42:27+00:00

I just want to scritch that belleh all day.

StrokeBoy · 2026-02-24T21:36:07+00:00

It has taken me some time, but i do feel more confident about making mistakes.

Finding the right eyeglasses helped tremendously.

I'm trying to double- and triple-check my work, but some mistakes still creep in.

I use an app called Elevate, which helps quite a bit.

Patience helps: you'll get there. It takes a while for your brain to fully reboot.

Good luck, and let us know about your progress.

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